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![: Anonymous 22164 03/15/23 (Wed)00:13:57 No.1897566 : Anonymous resize.jpg 16 KB JPG >*Tony Hawk Pro Skater music intensifies* >1,006 x 2 BS Wallride + Wallie >464 x 2 BS Nosedive + Wallplant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrttTR8e8-4 [Open] 03/15/23(Wed)11:30:58 No.1897675](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/566/603/78b.png "So here I am, pretending I'm a trained airline pilot | /r/Greentext")
![I'm secretly MGTOW + Acceleration Pill [425 / 49 / 168] and I'm ruining the careers of 12 women. AMA Anonymous ID: tq91fgyr Sun 29 Jul 2018 09:09:28 No. 180455791 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>180455923 >>180455968 >>180456043 >>180456056 >>180456373 >>180456550 >>180456777 >>180456822 >>180456880 >>180456909 >>180456989 >>180457111 >>180457167 >>180457179 >>180457951 >>180458004 >>180458176 >>180458301 >>180458360 >>180458815 >>180458844 >>180458907 >>180459135 >>180459489 >>180459500 >>180460121 >>180460138 >>180460964 >>180461067 >>180461101 >>180461271 >>180461322 >>180462130 >>180462227 >>180462244 >>180462587 >>180462763 >>180463032 >>180463380 >>180463845 >>180466037 tldr: my company just paid a six-figure settlement on what turned out to be a false sexual harassment claim. Manager quit and I took his spot and now I'm ruining all of the women's careers and lives as punishment. The politics in the office are completely 1000% cancerous and everyone is miserable. Here's the full story: >Be me. Extremely unattractive but highly competent project manager. >Stacy gets mad at Chad f------ the new girl and goes to HR with some BS sexual harassment claim >Chad gets fired and Stacy gets an attorney >Discovery finds out that Stacy lied >Company pays out a settlement to Chad and Stacy to sweep it under the rug >Weak f------ Christcuck director who allowed the department to turn into an episode of Beverly Hills 90210, "resigns" and is gone two days later >I get promoted >2nd week at new management job I put a Koran at my desk and hang Islamic quotes on my wall. Everyone thinks I'm a Muslim and I'm now completely un-firable. HR begins to kiss my ass. >Now my reign of terror begins >Move ALL of the Chads into their own separate area. Warn each one individually that any fraternization will lead to immediate termination, no unemployment, and no reference. >All of the Stacies are incensed >All of the Chads stop talking to the women and stop helping them in any way >Anger and despair is pervasive >Implement a new draconian IT policy, get a new firewall, and install tracking software on everyone's computers >Month three. All of the women have violated the IT policy at least two dozen times. >Write up all the women and put copies of the firewall logs in all of their personnel files >Block Tinder, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, and all of the various other THOT sites these w----- spend their time on like PopSugar and Cosmopolitan/Vogue etc. >Women in tears every day >The top Chad can't keep his d--- in his pants and is caught hitting on one of the Stacies >Make an example of Chad and fire him for cause (no unemployment and no reference) >Endless fear everywhere >Counsel all of the men that the women are capable enough to do their jobs without their help (hint hint) and mention Chad's recent firing >All men stop talking to all women completely >Mention that email tracking software has now been installed >Men stop communicating with women or helping with their work over digital communications >Increase the women's workloads 30%. They are utterly miserable. >Start keeping staff overtime without pay and on weekends to make up for all the time they wasted jerking each other off when the old manager ran things >Women keep f------ off and start rebelling against me >Write them all up again over a period of a few months plus a few of the male cucks for not working. Show them the tracking software reports. >Annual review >No raises. No promotions. All the women and a few cucks receive terrible marks on their reports destroying any chance of having a future at the company. >Endless pervasive fear, anger, and suffering is now the office political culture in my department. Upper management couldn't be happier that all the nonsense has stopped. >Get a huge raise and praise from my bosses >War is endless. I will never stop. The End.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/566/540/12f.jpg "Anon becomes the manager | /r/Greentext")
