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File 1156935970.jpg-(33 KB, 568x426, 1145114150592.jpg) 08/30/06(Wed)06:07:43 No. 12286636 File :1156936063.jpg-(18 KB, 124x124, 1156897525393.jpg) File :1156936115.jpg-(13 KB, 127x123, 1156897738887.jpg) TO UNITE ALL PEOPLE WITHIN OUR NATION 08/30/06(Wed)06:09:07 No. 12286665 File :1156936147.jpg-(18 KB, 124x124, 1156897789331.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:09:23 No. 12286669 TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:09:36 No. 12286675 TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE File :1156936163.jpg-(14 KB, 127x123, 1156897846195.jpg) JESSIE >> 08/30/06 (Wed)06:10:14 No. 12286694 File :1156936176.jpg-(19 KB, 124x124, 1156897876698.jpg) JAMES File :1156936214.jpg-(19 KB, 183x141, 1156897922081.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:11:01 No. 12286713 TEAM ROCKET BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT File :1156936261.jpg-(24 KB, 207x128, 1156897951950.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:11:21 No. 12286720 >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:11:54 No. 12286732 SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT File :1156936281.jpg-(20 KB, 133x129, 1156898106511.jpg) MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT File :1156936314.jpg-(18 KB, 124x124, 1156898208900.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:12:18 No. 12286743 NOW WE'RE GOING TO CAPTURE THAT PIKACHU File:1156936338.jpg-(16 KB, 128x128, 1156898312796.jpg) ΡΙΚΑ ΡΙ >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:12:54 No. 12286757 >> 08/30/06 (Wed)06:13:12 No. 12286767 File :1156936374.jpg-(16 KB, 127x122, 1156898514323.jpg) POKEBALL GO File :1156936392.jpg-(19 KB, 135x128, 1156898543756.jpg) BONK >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:13:46 No. 12286778 08/30/06(Wed)06:06:10 No. 12286610 >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:07:23 No. 12286630 >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:14:13 No. 12286782 File :1156936426.jpg-(16 KB, 125x147, 1156898741337.jpg) File :1156936043.jpg-(14 KB, 128x123, 1156897302252.jpg) >> 08/30/06 (Wed)06:14:44 No. 12286792 File :1156936453.jpg-(27 KB, 206x119, 1156898790134.jpg) File 1156936484.jpg-(15 KB, 114x126, 1156898871418.jpg) PINIT >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:15:37 No. 12286816 File :1156936537.jpg-(18 KB, 117x129, 1156898893161.jpg) KAAAAAAA >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:16:32 No. 12286838 08/30/06(Wed)06:16:04 No. 12286826 File :1156936564.jpg-(19 KB, 185x87, 1156898937566.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:16:47 No. 12286842 File:1156936592.jpg-(17 KB, 132x137, 1156899014003.jpg) CHUUUUUUUUUUUUU >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:18 >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:17:07 No. 12286849 File :1156936607.jpg-(11 KB, 127x123, 1156899166200.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:17:28 No. 12286861 File :1156936627.jpg-(12 KB, 127x124, 1156899190936.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:18:02 No. 12286872 File:1156936648.jpg-(10 KB, 127x103, 1156899228724.jpg) File :1156936682.jpg-(32 KB, 229x126, 1156899296404.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:18:30 No. 12286884 LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAA File:1156936710.jpg-(21 KB, 178x118, 1156899319199.jpg) AAAAAAaaaaaaa 12286889 File :1156936730.jpg-(6 KB, 63x66, 1156899357825.jpg) aaaaaaaaaaa >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:19:16 No. 12286905 aaaaaaaaa File :1156936756.jpg-(3 KB, 112x114, 1156899399603.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:20:13 No. 12286931 File :1156936813.jpg-(886 B, 118x121, 1156899439336.jpg) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaain- 08/30/06(Wed)06:20:34 No. 12286936 File:1156936834.jpg-(1 KB, 124x127, 1156899473709.jpg) DING >> 08/30/06 (Wed)06:21:27 No. 12286951 TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVESTATION 08/30/06(Wed)06:21:01 No. 12286946 File :1156936861.jpg-(15 KB, 119x122, 1156899756954.jpg) YAY WE DID IT >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:21:57 No. 12286961 File :1156936887.jpg-(16 KB, 124x147, 1156899819213.jpg) PIKACHU >> 08/30/06 (Wed)06:22:17 No. 12286963 File :1156936917.jpg-(26 KB, 181x147, 1156899859746.jpg) I LOVE YOU PIKACHU File :1156936937.jpg-(28 KB, 181x147, 1156899952205.jpg)

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous I've started masturbating to w(...) 46 KB JPG 04/08/23(Sat)04:51:02 No.7286652- >almost 30 >KHHV >Never had a friend >horror movie fan >p--- addict >can't even get hard to anything on p--- sites anymore after masturbating 5+ times daily for the last 18 years >don't even browse any incel sites or ragebait >just read what women say and how they act infuriates me >big horror movie fan >start watching s--- like martyrs masturbating to scenes before she gets skinned alive should I tell my therapist? It is a female

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Anonymous 1.42 MB GIF 04/08/23(Sat)07:30:17 No.72867762 >be me >driving home from work >slowing down at a red light >crazy guy talking to himself goes up to somebodys car >guy starts screaming and flailing his arms like a schizo >W--.mp3 >light turns green >he sees me, starts going towards my car next arms in the air >ohshit.wav >pedal to the metal, almost hit the f----- head on >mfw Alright, which one of you was it.

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Anonymous >2021 >Incoming freshman studying comp sci in uni. >Excited to meet new people and make friends in my field. >Excited to pursue my passion and learn about computers and software. >Excited to make connections that will benefit my career going forward. OLIVE 04/08/23(Sat)05:33:06 No.72866885 53 KB JPG >Skip to present day >Nearly every single comp sci student is a cocky reddit tier elitist >Basically circle jerk each other over how "smart" they are >Will actively put you down if you have any opinion other than their own >All of this while being the most autismo spergy people I've ever met Jesus Christ is this why programmers and comp sci in general are so stereotyped online? I've managed to make a single friend since starting uni and he's the only one I've met that isn't a turbosperg autist. The fact these people are allowed in important, high paying jobs is insane. Not to mention how 80% of them are pajeets.

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Anonymous 800 KB JPG 04/08/23(Sat)06:42:46 No.72867466 >Be me >Get a bunch of sequoiadendron giganteum (giant sequoia) saplings >Rent a van, get a ski mask, a shovel, and put the giant sequoia saplings and the shovel in the back >Go to some suburban community >Start planting giant sequoia saplings in people's front yards >Mfw they can't remove the saplings because giant sequoias are federally protected >Mfw their houses will start receiving damage caused by the growth of the giant sequoias

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EhSuaXBM #1, No. 54507619 4/7/23 6:17:51 PM 3gnqzq PNG 600x600 189.9 kB >at work >Tell joke >Cricketschirp >Chad and or Brad repeats same joke >"Omg you're so funny lol" >Try again another time >Hear Chad say another joke >Repeat joke a few days after >Cricketschirping again 4 replies

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13 KB PNG >be me this morning >open gift from parents >its a weighted blanket >empty out my stocking >there's various small sensory toys >its not like I'm 7, I'm 18 >my younger brother and sister got normal s--- >look up at mom "Mom... am I autistic and you guys just never told me?" >she just smiles >mfw

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Anonymous PlayS on R DONG Frontier FEATURE LENGTH SQUARES 34 DENGS 283 KB PNG 04/06/23(Thu)01:31:18 No.3009983 >play my first Saga game, Saga Frontier remaster for 5 mins >Pick Blue >I must kill my brother >Go to laser mirror maze >solve it >a giant caterpiller kills me What the F--- is this game?! Whose the best person to start with if you are a dumbass?

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: Anonymous Lunch room shenanigans 04/07/23(Fri)17:27:49 No.72859416 7 KB PNG Here's a good school memory >Be me >Eating lunch at my table with frens >the f----- on the end starts whining about something >annoying as s--- >nobody likes him but he won't leave us alone >two of my frens Carson and Dominic decide to f--- with him >mega f-- making his way to the garbage in the center of the lunch room >Carson and Dominic follow with a empty water bottle >Dominic yells super-f--'s name >He turns around >Dominic throws a water bottle up >Carson runs in at mach 4 and dunks on him with the force of a thousand drunk stepdads >Superfag gets f----- >Both of them starts running around tapping the top of their head screaming about how superfag got topped >Every boy in the lunch room grade 9-12 goes ape s--- and starts screaming running around and jumping >Laughing my ass off as my principal and dean shove people away to get to Carson and Dominic >They get dragged away to the dean's dungeon >Week of detention given by dean chokesndik >Come back and first 2 words said are worth it Holy f------ based my friend are absolute kings

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