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File: me.png (33 KB, 213x195) 18333 Terraria gaming Anonymous 03/24/23(Fri) 10:42:33 No.72689973 > be me > my buddies have been playing Terraria for a while > Decide to join em > I've had Terraria on steam for a long time but never played before > Create a character > Make him black for s---- and giggles, pic related > Join the game > 10 seconds in I fall into a deep puddle > Guys how do I swim? > "You can't."

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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03/22/23 (Wed)23:13:36 No.19081011 Broiler1-500x350.jpg 62 KB JPG >incredibly cheap to produce >converts inedible slop into highly digestible protein and fat >take only 6 weeks to raise >completely retarded so the ethics don't matter much >feeds billions of people keeping them strong and healthy ;) Is there anything she can't do? We should build shrines to these animals they are based. 03/23/23(Thu)05:40:32 No.19081672 03/23/23(Thu)05:47:03 No.19081681 : Anonymous : Anonymous >>19081011 (OP) # >We should build shrines to these animals Why am I not surprised that OP worships cocks?

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: Anonymous home alone 56 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)22:11:24 No.34381129 >home alone >sneeze >hear "bless you" im gonna cry im gonna cry im gonna cry im so f------ scared

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366 KB PNG >eating popsicle with my friend >it looks phallic >we lol a bit >lick it seductively while looking at him >he is laughing his ass off >put it in my mouth and push it as deep as i can >gag and then pull it out >i look like one of those hentai girls, spit trailing and everything >he stops laughing and then looks shocked >look down >rock hard

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: Anonymous 03/20/23(Mon)22:21:14 No.179404075 360_F_128037594_jfoJkaFUSILVW55FxQzCFGmNrqrdAsNj.jpg 43 KB JPG Tonight, the Chad who bullied me at school came back from Ukraine without legs.

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: Anonymous 491 KB PNG 03/24/23(Fri)08:39:23 No.896419351 >go see asian prostitute >do 69 and stuff >she tells me how good I am at licking p---- >at the end gives me her private number even though she's not supposed to >asks me not to tell her boss and to come back for free just to lick her p---- Should I do it? : Anonymous >>896419351 (OP) # I'll do it for you 03/24/23(Fri)08:40:14 No.896419381

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UkrSiberian Femboymoder (ID: 122Fq2j1) = 03/24/23(Fri)12:45:06 No.420839638 BURGER Burger King → KING @BurgerKingUK give me anime suggestions Перевести твит 02:33 · 23 мар. 23 . 88,3К Просмотры 22 Ретвита(-ов) 5 Цитаты 543 Отметки(-ок) «Нравится» ac Tonight Breakfo Tomohon Sir Baudelaire @abelac...20 4. В ответ @BurgerKingUK Got your back 22 DISNEY CHANNEL original 1 BURGER KING W CORK HOUSE IN THE SUNG WATCH CORY IN THE HOUSE on Disney Channel! 12 58 il 2105 Burger King @BurgerKi... 74. ⠀ IMG_20230323_231958.jpg 521 KB JPG ⠀ ● I HATE BRANDS I HATE CORPORATIONS I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

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: Anonymous NINTINA 62 KB JPG 03/22/23 (Wed) 20:43:24 No.72670067 >Be me about to sleep >Remember my 9th grade satanist fase and wake up from the cringe >Remember my awful goth gf >That bitch blew me in a public bathroom and accidentaly bit my balls never get a goth gf guys

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File: FnC7FVwXwAM8WGq.jpg (58 KB, 944x1004) IT'S JOEVER Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)10:02:10 No.72679102 [Reply] >>72679108 >fashionmaxxed >skinmaxxed >fitmaxxed >skinmaxxed >hairlinemaxxed >posturemaxxed >teethmaxxed >peaked at 6/10 Is it over when it never begun? >> Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)10:02:58 No.72679108 ► >>72679181 >>72679102 (OP) Well you can still get 5/10 or less women Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)10:10:48 No.72679181 >>72679108 But im better than that...

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: Anonymous 27 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)18:29:47 No.28609564 >relaxing in my neighbor backyard drinking some beers after work >Open WhatsApp and start chatting with my best friend >complaining because some of the behaviors of my girlfriend >send an audio >"yes bruh, i feel like for her i'm not THE one, just ANOTHER one, i feel like I'm not special to her at this point" >he send me an audio back >can't hear anything >"I feel like im just getting the leftovers of other men, in all truth something holds me back from fully loving her, like if she wasn't mine, it's only my turn to f--- her" >he send me an audio back, and again can't hear anything >increase the volume and reproduce his own and my own audios all over again >open YouTube and play a song >MFW I notice THE F------ BLUETOOTH ICON My girlfriend often use my phone to listen to music with in Bluetooth speakers, i totally forgot about it. She was inside the house. So probably she heard the audios and what i said. I don't want to go back home. I know she is in the house. She probably heard everything...

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: Anonymous >>57579908 (OP) # So the US can have an excuse to send more money to Biden's buddies in Jewkraine, and the MIC can have their new Afghanistan. Don't have the clip, but the WEF literally admitted that Putin was one of their "young global leaders" a while back. It's all part of the plan. >>57580160 # 03/22/23(Wed)13:54:18 No.57580103 >>57580184 # >>57586006 # Anonymous >>57580103 # so you're suggesting that the CIA has infiltrated the russian government and convinced putin to start the war? god bless america 03/22/23(Wed)13:59:30 No.57580160

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: Anonymous 1.85 MB GIF 02/23/18 (Fri) 10:10:38 No.43412282 >30+ >no education of worth >never had a job >no friends >never been on a date / no gf >physically and mentally ill >poor >below average looks >live in remote area, opportunities limited >no car license >spent every day for past 10+ years NEET in my room all day on my computer or just in my room doing nothing because there's nothing else How does one even begin to escape such a hopeless situation?

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Anonymous 27 KB JPG 04/04/21(Sun)21:19:57 No.851308366 >Started to shower regularly >Brushing teeth more often >Cleaning my clothes and room >Going out for walks in the after noon >Got a nice haircut >Drinking more water >No more hamburgers and nuggies I'm gonna make it, bros.

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