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: Anonymous home alone 56 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)22:11:24 No.34381129 >home alone >sneeze >hear "bless you" im gonna cry im gonna cry im gonna cry im so f------ scared

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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366 KB PNG >eating popsicle with my friend >it looks phallic >we lol a bit >lick it seductively while looking at him >he is laughing his ass off >put it in my mouth and push it as deep as i can >gag and then pull it out >i look like one of those hentai girls, spit trailing and everything >he stops laughing and then looks shocked >look down >rock hard

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: Anonymous 03/20/23(Mon)22:21:14 No.179404075 360_F_128037594_jfoJkaFUSILVW55FxQzCFGmNrqrdAsNj.jpg 43 KB JPG Tonight, the Chad who bullied me at school came back from Ukraine without legs.

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: Anonymous 491 KB PNG 03/24/23(Fri)08:39:23 No.896419351 >go see asian prostitute >do 69 and stuff >she tells me how good I am at licking p---- >at the end gives me her private number even though she's not supposed to >asks me not to tell her boss and to come back for free just to lick her p---- Should I do it? : Anonymous >>896419351 (OP) # I'll do it for you 03/24/23(Fri)08:40:14 No.896419381

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: Anonymous NINTINA 62 KB JPG 03/22/23 (Wed) 20:43:24 No.72670067 >Be me about to sleep >Remember my 9th grade satanist fase and wake up from the cringe >Remember my awful goth gf >That bitch blew me in a public bathroom and accidentaly bit my balls never get a goth gf guys

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File: FnC7FVwXwAM8WGq.jpg (58 KB, 944x1004) IT'S JOEVER Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)10:02:10 No.72679102 [Reply] >>72679108 >fashionmaxxed >skinmaxxed >fitmaxxed >skinmaxxed >hairlinemaxxed >posturemaxxed >teethmaxxed >peaked at 6/10 Is it over when it never begun? >> Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)10:02:58 No.72679108 ► >>72679181 >>72679102 (OP) Well you can still get 5/10 or less women Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)10:10:48 No.72679181 >>72679108 But im better than that...

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: Anonymous 27 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)18:29:47 No.28609564 >relaxing in my neighbor backyard drinking some beers after work >Open WhatsApp and start chatting with my best friend >complaining because some of the behaviors of my girlfriend >send an audio >"yes bruh, i feel like for her i'm not THE one, just ANOTHER one, i feel like I'm not special to her at this point" >he send me an audio back >can't hear anything >"I feel like im just getting the leftovers of other men, in all truth something holds me back from fully loving her, like if she wasn't mine, it's only my turn to f--- her" >he send me an audio back, and again can't hear anything >increase the volume and reproduce his own and my own audios all over again >open YouTube and play a song >MFW I notice THE F------ BLUETOOTH ICON My girlfriend often use my phone to listen to music with in Bluetooth speakers, i totally forgot about it. She was inside the house. So probably she heard the audios and what i said. I don't want to go back home. I know she is in the house. She probably heard everything...

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: Anonymous >>57579908 (OP) # So the US can have an excuse to send more money to Biden's buddies in Jewkraine, and the MIC can have their new Afghanistan. Don't have the clip, but the WEF literally admitted that Putin was one of their "young global leaders" a while back. It's all part of the plan. >>57580160 # 03/22/23(Wed)13:54:18 No.57580103 >>57580184 # >>57586006 # Anonymous >>57580103 # so you're suggesting that the CIA has infiltrated the russian government and convinced putin to start the war? god bless america 03/22/23(Wed)13:59:30 No.57580160

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: Anonymous 1.85 MB GIF 02/23/18 (Fri) 10:10:38 No.43412282 >30+ >no education of worth >never had a job >no friends >never been on a date / no gf >physically and mentally ill >poor >below average looks >live in remote area, opportunities limited >no car license >spent every day for past 10+ years NEET in my room all day on my computer or just in my room doing nothing because there's nothing else How does one even begin to escape such a hopeless situation?

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Anonymous 27 KB JPG 04/04/21(Sun)21:19:57 No.851308366 >Started to shower regularly >Brushing teeth more often >Cleaning my clothes and room >Going out for walks in the after noon >Got a nice haircut >Drinking more water >No more hamburgers and nuggies I'm gonna make it, bros.

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Anonymous 04/30/21(Fri)03:16:59 No.63446820 >turn 18 >decide it is time for me to buy weapons >read gun laws and look what I can buy >go to gun shop and buy a bolt action rifle and some ammo, ill shoot at cans in the garden >cute shop assistants asks me to prove im 18 >i show her my driving license that has an old pic >"wow, you lost a lot of weight anon, you look much better now, great job." >go bonkers and shoot her because its the nicest thing a person has ever said to me 6 KB PNG

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TO 10. CAST BILT MAT EINE 58C8D2B4-F789-4DD6-B076-D1AF744C55A3.jpg 125 KB JPG FOUNDE Overheard a girl in my media class call me gay to her friends cause she sat by me for a week and apparently I didnt talk to her once and when we had the option to work with someone I always worked alone. All I do in that class is watch a random 90s basketball game or play Pokemon showdown. Didnt even notice the she sat next to me. Now everyone on her sorority thinks Im gay. Im literally only at that school to play basketball on scholarship and thats it. I hate it at the place and I cant wait till I can go home during the off-season. : Anonymous 03/24/23(Fri)09:56:45 No.72687183 >>72687167 (OP) # >If he doesn't immediately worship me he must be gay Why the F--- are c---- like this? >>72687228 # >>72687303 #

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