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File: FnC7FVwXwAM8WGq.jpg (58 KB, 944x1004) IT'S JOEVER Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)10:02:10 No.72679102 [Reply] >>72679108 >fashionmaxxed >skinmaxxed >fitmaxxed >skinmaxxed >hairlinemaxxed >posturemaxxed >teethmaxxed >peaked at 6/10 Is it over when it never begun? >> Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)10:02:58 No.72679108 ► >>72679181 >>72679102 (OP) Well you can still get 5/10 or less women Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)10:10:48 No.72679181 >>72679108 But im better than that...

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 27 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)18:29:47 No.28609564 >relaxing in my neighbor backyard drinking some beers after work >Open WhatsApp and start chatting with my best friend >complaining because some of the behaviors of my girlfriend >send an audio >"yes bruh, i feel like for her i'm not THE one, just ANOTHER one, i feel like I'm not special to her at this point" >he send me an audio back >can't hear anything >"I feel like im just getting the leftovers of other men, in all truth something holds me back from fully loving her, like if she wasn't mine, it's only my turn to f--- her" >he send me an audio back, and again can't hear anything >increase the volume and reproduce his own and my own audios all over again >open YouTube and play a song >MFW I notice THE F------ BLUETOOTH ICON My girlfriend often use my phone to listen to music with in Bluetooth speakers, i totally forgot about it. She was inside the house. So probably she heard the audios and what i said. I don't want to go back home. I know she is in the house. She probably heard everything...

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I love /k/omrade | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>57579908 (OP) # So the US can have an excuse to send more money to Biden's buddies in Jewkraine, and the MIC can have their new Afghanistan. Don't have the clip, but the WEF literally admitted that Putin was one of their "young global leaders" a while back. It's all part of the plan. >>57580160 # 03/22/23(Wed)13:54:18 No.57580103 >>57580184 # >>57586006 # Anonymous >>57580103 # so you're suggesting that the CIA has infiltrated the russian government and convinced putin to start the war? god bless america 03/22/23(Wed)13:59:30 No.57580160

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Anon Becomes A Neet and Idk how people neet for that long I get bored | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.85 MB GIF 02/23/18 (Fri) 10:10:38 No.43412282 >30+ >no education of worth >never had a job >no friends >never been on a date / no gf >physically and mentally ill >poor >below average looks >live in remote area, opportunities limited >no car license >spent every day for past 10+ years NEET in my room all day on my computer or just in my room doing nothing because there's nothing else How does one even begin to escape such a hopeless situation?

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Anon is trying hard :D | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27 KB JPG 04/04/21(Sun)21:19:57 No.851308366 >Started to shower regularly >Brushing teeth more often >Cleaning my clothes and room >Going out for walks in the after noon >Got a nice haircut >Drinking more water >No more hamburgers and nuggies I'm gonna make it, bros.

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Anon goes to the gun store | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/30/21(Fri)03:16:59 No.63446820 >turn 18 >decide it is time for me to buy weapons >read gun laws and look what I can buy >go to gun shop and buy a bolt action rifle and some ammo, ill shoot at cans in the garden >cute shop assistants asks me to prove im 18 >i show her my driving license that has an old pic >"wow, you lost a lot of weight anon, you look much better now, great job." >go bonkers and shoot her because its the nicest thing a person has ever said to me 6 KB PNG

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Anon just wants to play basketball | /r/Greentext

TO 10. CAST BILT MAT EINE 58C8D2B4-F789-4DD6-B076-D1AF744C55A3.jpg 125 KB JPG FOUNDE Overheard a girl in my media class call me gay to her friends cause she sat by me for a week and apparently I didnt talk to her once and when we had the option to work with someone I always worked alone. All I do in that class is watch a random 90s basketball game or play Pokemon showdown. Didnt even notice the she sat next to me. Now everyone on her sorority thinks Im gay. Im literally only at that school to play basketball on scholarship and thats it. I hate it at the place and I cant wait till I can go home during the off-season. : Anonymous 03/24/23(Fri)09:56:45 No.72687183 >>72687167 (OP) # >If he doesn't immediately worship me he must be gay Why the F--- are c---- like this? >>72687228 # >>72687303 #

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Anon gets cheesey | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG >she slapped like 15 slices of her s----- American cheddar 'cheese' on top of my croissant 03/23/23(Thu)19:33:17 No.72685359 >bought some croissants from a top notch french bakery >wanted to match it with my year old aged gouda >Asked mom to bring out the cheese while I went to the toilet >came back >the 'cheese' completely overpowered the smell of the croissant and ruined it >asked her what the f--- >'Anon I thought you want your fancy bread to be cheesed' >tfw my family are Americans : Anonymous : Anonymous >>72685359 (OP) # put me in the screencap reddit 214214 126 KB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)19:35:45 No.72685380 03/23/23(Thu)19:42:39 No.72685471 >>72685359 (OP) # Why didn't you just get the f------ cheese yourself? Are your arms broken or something? Why ask her to get "the cheese" instead of specifying you wanted your faggy aged gouda b-------? Was she supposed to read your f------ mind or something? W-- is wrong with you?

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Anon wants love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How do I make myself fall in I(...) 03/23/23(Thu)03:12:15 No.28605640 I have been with my gf for about 8 months now and while I really enjoy her I have not felt close to fully loving her and its starting to cause me problems. On paper she should be everything I want: she's modest, cooks and cleans, stays in good shape, virgin before I met her, and she's also completely in love with me. Sex is even starting to get decent. There's not even a hint of any red flags or personality issues. So leaving her would be an objectively retarded decision. 467 KB JPG But I still have a hard time being infatuated with her. Unfortunately I feel like a lot of it is due to how she looks, specifically her face. I would describe her as looking very "plain", like how you would imagine an exact 5/10 girl would look. Without getting into it too much, there's nothing particularly unique or striking about her. I HATE how my brain is this shallow, because I know this really should not matter as much as it does for me. I really like this girl and she is great for me, so I definitely want to improve this situation. What can I do to change my perspective of her? 03/23/23(Thu)04:02:45 No.28605761 Anonymous p---- is p---- you're lacking testosterone bro 00100100/TI 00605705

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Anon lives the adult life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Get back to work! 195 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)16:34:01 No.72679916 You will work. You will pay taxes. You will not have children. You will hate women. You will hate blackie. You will hate b------. You will not be getting a raise. You will work 60 hours a week. You will eat the slop. You will be riled up. You will lose all autonomy of your daily life. You will be distracted. You will not retire. Have a good day at work, anon!

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anon comments on persona players managing the time they have been given in-game in a healthy and productive way despite having completely wasted their irl teenage years (and will likely waste the rest of their lives) | /r/Greentext

e: 1565c8b169c34a3970e4ea36c(...).jpg (124 KB, 750x1000) P PERSONAS Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)19:11:11 No.631752934 >Anon plays persona >"Going straight home after school? Nah, I will work in my social links. Or increase my stats at the library or the gym. Or go fishing. Don't wanna waste the days, I only have a limited number of them after all" >Anon irl >"Go straight home without doing anything? Yes." Hmmm Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)19:13:30 No.631753091 >anon posts on /v/ >Shitpost? Nah I'll make actual vidya discussion threads >f----- posts on /v/ >Make the most abhorrent time wasting threads 24/7? Yes

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Anon is in for a rude awakening | /r/Greentext

File: Capture.png (1.44 MB, 1712x959) https://files.catbox.moe/h79wdx.mp4 ISIS making massive gains in Mali, drops combat footage Anonymous 03/22/23 (Wed)14:28:35 No.57579845 [Reply] >>57587135 >>57588087 Why isn't Wagner protecting them bros? 16 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/23/23 (Thu)04:35:56 No.57587135 >>57579845 (OP) # Damn. I guess wholesome Russian propaganda cartoons can't replace real military support.

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Anon wants to turn back time | /r/Greentext

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