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Anonymous 27 KB JPG 04/04/21(Sun)21:19:57 No.851308366 >Started to shower regularly >Brushing teeth more often >Cleaning my clothes and room >Going out for walks in the after noon >Got a nice haircut >Drinking more water >No more hamburgers and nuggies I'm gonna make it, bros.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon goes to the gun store | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/30/21(Fri)03:16:59 No.63446820 >turn 18 >decide it is time for me to buy weapons >read gun laws and look what I can buy >go to gun shop and buy a bolt action rifle and some ammo, ill shoot at cans in the garden >cute shop assistants asks me to prove im 18 >i show her my driving license that has an old pic >"wow, you lost a lot of weight anon, you look much better now, great job." >go bonkers and shoot her because its the nicest thing a person has ever said to me 6 KB PNG

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Anon just wants to play basketball | /r/Greentext

TO 10. CAST BILT MAT EINE 58C8D2B4-F789-4DD6-B076-D1AF744C55A3.jpg 125 KB JPG FOUNDE Overheard a girl in my media class call me gay to her friends cause she sat by me for a week and apparently I didnt talk to her once and when we had the option to work with someone I always worked alone. All I do in that class is watch a random 90s basketball game or play Pokemon showdown. Didnt even notice the she sat next to me. Now everyone on her sorority thinks Im gay. Im literally only at that school to play basketball on scholarship and thats it. I hate it at the place and I cant wait till I can go home during the off-season. : Anonymous 03/24/23(Fri)09:56:45 No.72687183 >>72687167 (OP) # >If he doesn't immediately worship me he must be gay Why the F--- are c---- like this? >>72687228 # >>72687303 #

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Anon gets cheesey | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG >she slapped like 15 slices of her s----- American cheddar 'cheese' on top of my croissant 03/23/23(Thu)19:33:17 No.72685359 >bought some croissants from a top notch french bakery >wanted to match it with my year old aged gouda >Asked mom to bring out the cheese while I went to the toilet >came back >the 'cheese' completely overpowered the smell of the croissant and ruined it >asked her what the f--- >'Anon I thought you want your fancy bread to be cheesed' >tfw my family are Americans : Anonymous : Anonymous >>72685359 (OP) # put me in the screencap reddit 214214 126 KB PNG 03/23/23(Thu)19:35:45 No.72685380 03/23/23(Thu)19:42:39 No.72685471 >>72685359 (OP) # Why didn't you just get the f------ cheese yourself? Are your arms broken or something? Why ask her to get "the cheese" instead of specifying you wanted your faggy aged gouda b-------? Was she supposed to read your f------ mind or something? W-- is wrong with you?

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Anon wants love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How do I make myself fall in I(...) 03/23/23(Thu)03:12:15 No.28605640 I have been with my gf for about 8 months now and while I really enjoy her I have not felt close to fully loving her and its starting to cause me problems. On paper she should be everything I want: she's modest, cooks and cleans, stays in good shape, virgin before I met her, and she's also completely in love with me. Sex is even starting to get decent. There's not even a hint of any red flags or personality issues. So leaving her would be an objectively retarded decision. 467 KB JPG But I still have a hard time being infatuated with her. Unfortunately I feel like a lot of it is due to how she looks, specifically her face. I would describe her as looking very "plain", like how you would imagine an exact 5/10 girl would look. Without getting into it too much, there's nothing particularly unique or striking about her. I HATE how my brain is this shallow, because I know this really should not matter as much as it does for me. I really like this girl and she is great for me, so I definitely want to improve this situation. What can I do to change my perspective of her? 03/23/23(Thu)04:02:45 No.28605761 Anonymous p---- is p---- you're lacking testosterone bro 00100100/TI 00605705

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Anon lives the adult life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Get back to work! 195 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)16:34:01 No.72679916 You will work. You will pay taxes. You will not have children. You will hate women. You will hate blackie. You will hate b------. You will not be getting a raise. You will work 60 hours a week. You will eat the slop. You will be riled up. You will lose all autonomy of your daily life. You will be distracted. You will not retire. Have a good day at work, anon!

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anon comments on persona players managing the time they have been given in-game in a healthy and productive way despite having completely wasted their irl teenage years (and will likely waste the rest of their lives) | /r/Greentext

e: 1565c8b169c34a3970e4ea36c(...).jpg (124 KB, 750x1000) P PERSONAS Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)19:11:11 No.631752934 >Anon plays persona >"Going straight home after school? Nah, I will work in my social links. Or increase my stats at the library or the gym. Or go fishing. Don't wanna waste the days, I only have a limited number of them after all" >Anon irl >"Go straight home without doing anything? Yes." Hmmm Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)19:13:30 No.631753091 >anon posts on /v/ >Shitpost? Nah I'll make actual vidya discussion threads >f----- posts on /v/ >Make the most abhorrent time wasting threads 24/7? Yes

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Anon is in for a rude awakening | /r/Greentext

File: Capture.png (1.44 MB, 1712x959) https://files.catbox.moe/h79wdx.mp4 ISIS making massive gains in Mali, drops combat footage Anonymous 03/22/23 (Wed)14:28:35 No.57579845 [Reply] >>57587135 >>57588087 Why isn't Wagner protecting them bros? 16 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/23/23 (Thu)04:35:56 No.57587135 >>57579845 (OP) # Damn. I guess wholesome Russian propaganda cartoons can't replace real military support.

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Anon wants to turn back time | /r/Greentext

File: baby.jpg (315 KB, 850x1176) Download Download All Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon)22:37:09 No.895855551 Return to baby. Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)22:40:38 No.895855717 File: ELzD5y5WoAAlqee.jpg (101 KB, 1070x1031) Download GOU COU GA GA WAAAAHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAHHIAGOOHANNAH w >>895855551 (OP) GOO GOO GAH GAH WAHHHH N---- WAHHHHHHH

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its over for anon | /r/Greentext

ile: 1fb.png (340 KB, 600x583) Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:31:21 No.28603133 >19.5 years old >college drop out >no friends, never had any >sperg >neet >live in a s----- small town in the middle of nowhere how hard is it for someone to turn their lives around at 19 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:32:33 No.28603140 probably the easiest f------ thing to do in the world >>28603142 >>28603149 >>28603299 >>28603377 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:34:59 No.28603149 ► >>28603133 (OP). if you dont have your life sorted by 16 you should just kys, obviously >>28603377 Anonymous 03/23/23(Thu)04:32:58 No.28603142 >>28603133 (OP). unironically and with my hand to my heart, I'm telling you this - It's over

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Go outside | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21 (Mon)22:53:19 No.24133866 1601397864736m.jpg 49 KB JPG GO OUTSIDE INCEL And do what? Walk around in a circle until you go home again? Regular people don't randomly stroll into crazy situations, meet new people and learn something new. You go outside, and you walk, or ride, and then you return to your home, and nothing has changed. This arguement doesn't even make sense, I've been outside, I get outside every day and there's literally nothing of note to report. I haven't struck up a conversation with a stranger, or saved a cat from a tree, or ran into a beautiful woman. So what do people mean by this?

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Anon Is A Damn Liar | /r/Greentext

Broms Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)04:48:20 No.631430479 [Reply] >>631439940 >Anon, you claim you were playing videogames at the time of the murder. We had the boys check out your place, and the only gaming console you owned was a Playstation 5. Its just confusing to me, you claim you were playing games, on a console that historically has never had any games. What do you have to say for yourself sir?

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anon is in dire need of advice | /r/Greentext

dude need some advice >be me >scrolling through tinder >find a cute goth girl >we match and start talking >after a bit she says "i like your personality, what's your number" >we exchange numbers and have been facetiming every night for about a week >learn she has BPD and has severe abandonment issues >learn that all her ex boyfriends were extremely toxic YES HONEY 101 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)11:03:13 No.896380077 >learn that i'm the nicest guy she's met >she is really affectionate and im loving the attention >every now and again she'll warn me that she is in fact crazy but i press onwards anyways because she's cute and i think i can handle it >starts calling me "darling" and "hun" >gets panicked if i don't text back in a timely manner it's only been 5 days and my window to leave is closing FAST she doesn't live close so i could leave if i wanted but she'll probably kill herself or spiral into insanity she's the goth gf of my dreams and she's infatuated with me but i'm scared i won't be able to hit escape if s--- hits the fan which it probably will what the f--- do i do? screenshots below : dude 03/23/23/Thu11:04:04 No.896380114

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