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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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File: Iranian_Chinese_Russian_m(...).png (571 KB, 800x521) >> China, Russia, Iran team up for military exercises in Middle East Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)04:07:03 No.57553130 >>57553169 >>57553177 >>57553178 >>57553194 >>57553436 >>57553470 >>57553600 >>57553642 >>57553715 >>57553745 >>57553748 >>57553784 >>57553803 Name my band. Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)04:12:28 No.57553169 >>57553200 >>57553218 >>57553726 >>57553130 (OP) # A group of dictator d--- addicted non-whites that hate the west in some macho military exercise. /pol/ must be creaming itself. Anonymous 03/20/23 (Mon)04:13:26 No.57553177 >>57553710 >>57553130 (OP) # The Thirdies

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: Anonymous 03/20/23(Mon)23:34:08 No.182020394 1647406276049[1].png 187 KB PNG >Your honor, my client was clearly only talking about what he would do to Sheriff Chitwood's character in the game of Minecraft.

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: Anonymous 284 KB JPG 03/20/23(Mon)14:52:10 No.896224293 >oi >I had this idea >what if >just hear me out, this is a crazy concept that hasn't been done before >but what if >technology bad

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG 03/18/23(Sat)16:31:59 No.19064425 >go to grocery store at 8am after having been drinking the past 12 hours >awkwardly stumble around, need to get more beer so i can pass out >try to lift crate of bottles, the cardboard tears and spill glass and beer all over the aisle >quickly grab cheap s--- cans and run out of the aisle >realize i need to buy more than just beer at 8am on a wednesday or they will judge me >grab random carton of blueberries, spill them all over the produce section >run to self checkout and hear "DAMMIT" from back of the store >never return 03/18/23(Sat)16:35:52 No.19064433 : Anonymous >>19064425 (OP) # Pick up after yourself, you sad sack of s---. And get your s--- together, being a loser isn't charming

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E Anonymous 02/20/23(Mon)11:22:33 No.628321159 Snake, there's an old Chinese Proverb. 111 KB PNG One B------ Make a Man's Whole Day, But A--- Makea Man's Hole Weak. It's about how risky moves might seem exciting in the moment but will leave you worse off in the long run. You should really think through your moves also be sure to save often.

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: Anonymous I'm going to the circle of lus(...) 03/20/23(Mon)19:45:15 No.72648902 164 KB JPG > be me > freshly 18, not a virgin but still wildly unsuccessful with women > brother has this wife with huge t--- > they just had a kid, she produces a ton of milk and they freeze it to use later > they go on vacation > I get to housesit > eat all his food > drink his liquor > discover milk reserve > tell myself no, I can't do it > ffw 2 days > they get home in 2 more days, I can't resist > take one of the bags > put it in a bowl of hot water > let it melt until it's warm > drink some > it's kinda nasty, has this weird taste to it > don't care, drink more > use some to j------- > biggest load I've ever shot in my life > still a little left, put it in one of the baby bottles and heat up the nipple > drink from it while jerking off with one of her pairs of panties > they will never know I felt guilty but it was so f------ worth it

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Anonymous 140 KB PNG >be me >19 03/20/23 (Mon)20:29:04 No.72649367 >watch the news >see story about dentist who killed his wife >later mom asks me if i watched the news >tell her i did >asks me if i saw the story about the dentist who killed his wife >tell her i did >asks me "what do you think happened" excuse me? >respond with "i think he killed his wife" >asks me "what do you think he should've done" >respond with "i think he shouldn't have killed her" >she responds with "yeah" >later she comes into my room and tells me "it's good to watch the news so that you can have an opinion on the news" am i autistic? is she autistic? is this normal human conversation? i think i hate talking now

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Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)21:31:43 No.72637679 >Graduated high school in 2019 >Snapchat notification pops up >It's the 4 year mark of a funny picture I took with my friend >Decide to DM the picture to my friend >Opens the DM a minute later, unfriends me Why the f--- do some people need to be so distant?

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: Anonymous 03/20/23(Mon)05:18:34 No.72639019 71 KB JPG My brother is a cumbrain and I'm getting sick of his attitude >20 year old younger brother >lives in his room all day and barely talks to anyone >plays vidya and wastes money on s----- games (he's a complete Sony fanboy) >everytime I enter his room the smell of dried c-- and body odor hits my nostrils >barely makes eye contact with me, talks in short sentences and gets p----- off when I try have a conversation >I hear the sound of p--- clips and moaning throughout the night >the only times he'll be a decent person is if he's in public or has a friend over >will start arguments over the most pathetic s--- i:e telling him to do chores, clean his cats food bowls and litterbox, asking if he wants to go out and do something, literally saying hello to him >talks like a f------ dog and swears in front of my parents and me, will talk back each time I say anything I'm not a perfect brother by any means but it's actually driving me f------ mad being around this guy. I don't really have a choice since rent and houses are too expensive nowadays. I just had to vent this here since my boomer parents retardedly defend my siblings even though they treat them like s---. What makes the situation even more gross is my grandmother (who's very orthodox) is completely aware that he's a degenerate coomer and will tell him off. He's literally got no shame at all. >m 21

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: Anonymous 03/04/23(Sat)17:34:20 No.70163590 >>70163208 (OP) # >Meet a girl >She makes me feel complete and happy 30 KB JPG >We spend hours driving around while holding hands, listening to music and laughing at dumb jokes >Every time we hang out she is super affectionate >I don't think I am big at all but so often she just runs her hands over my arms/chest and swoons >Makes me feel all smitten >All our conversations last for hours >She recently told me she deleted Tinder and wants us to be exclusive I'm finally happy brehs. Never give up hope, cause if I can make it WAGMI. Just believe in yourselves and never give up >>70163597 # >>70164524 #

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