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: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 08/10/22(Wed)17:01:48 No.69755198 >get a text from my manager in the group chat >PLEASE, WHOEVER IS OFF TODAY CAN YOU PLEASE VOLUNTEER TO COME IN? ANYBODY? WE'RE UNDERSTAFFED! Lol, no thanks. I'm gonna j------- to hentai and smoke pot all day.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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anon has a nice ass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/14/17(Mon)12:04:24 No.78301820 93 KB PNG >My sister laughed at me saying that i have an ass like the Brazilian w----- who put silicone in it. >A girl once pinched my ass while we were making out. >On highschool excursion i had to find w----- prostitutes in the middle of Athens because all the boys told me that if they dont f--- anything, they will all f--- me >Bro, dont take this the wrong way, but you have a nice ass >A hot girl i was flirting with once said that i have a better ass than her, and then grabbed it with both hands >A drug detective said that i should never EVER go to jail, even the guards will want a piece of my ass >>78301841 # >>78301843 # >>78301894 # >>78301944 # >>78301976 # >>78302039 # >>78302047 # >>78302783 #

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Anon is sexist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sexism ? 112 KB JPG Anonymous Ok and? 11/19/22(Sat)13:44:30 No.889341393 >mfw when nature is sexist >be me >stupid debate in class about female equal rights in sports etc. >state that men are genetically superior at sport >be called a sexist a------ and told I should kill me 11/19/22(Sat)13:51:39 No.889341617 Anonymous 11/19/22(Sat)13:55:16 No.889341751 I told a black t----- h----- to take it up with mother nature and that white people can't help that they're at the top of the food chain. I also said we carry black people and even mentioned SAT scores. By the end of it that man voice was really coming out Imao

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Anon defends his girlfriend's honor | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_7139.png (79 KB, 617x617) 00 Anonymous 11/19/22 (Sat)10:59:21 No.71046725 >>71046732 >>71046742 >>71046747 >>71046754 >>71046786 > be me > 20 year old collegefag > girlfriend has PCOS, struggles with losing weight, not fat but not skinny > one of my friends is an incel, can only tell edgy jokes" > says n----- and f----- all the time in private > don't care because i'm not a normie > one day he makes a joke about my girlfriend being fat > doesn't sit right with me > tell him that isn't cool and that i'd appreciate it if he didn't talk like that about her > laughs and calls me a p---- > continues to make fat jokes at her expense for weeks > tell him many more times that he shouldn't talk like that about people, and especially he shouldn't talk about her like that to me > basically ignores me, keeps making fun of her, even to her face > makes gf cry after she hears one of the jokes > i'm fed up > stop hanging out with him > he sends me messages calling me weak, limp dicked, and a bad friend > enough is enough > scroll back through our messages, compile dozens and dozens of screenshots of him saying n-----, f-----, or 100 other slurs talking about how we need another holocaust praising ISIS > send the screenshots to the dean of the school he goes to, his boss, his girlfriend, and his parents > FFW 3 years > hear from a friend of a friend that he lost his scholarship, now he's overweight, a dropout, terminally single, and living in his parents' house > send him an RSVP to my wedding next time don't my girlfriend cry robert

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anon just wants somebody to talk to | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/20/22(Sun)02:15:08 No.71049069 ola.png 230 KB PNG >enjoy talking with girl, girl enjys talking with me >stop for some reason >start talking again, initiated by her >she engages in good conversation but abruptly leaves me on read for days, says she "forgets" >messages me today out of nowhere >leaving her on read ha. f--- you roastie. man i'm pathetic. i don't even have romantic or sexual intentions. i just want a friend to talk to. she's just being plain rude, and i'm the autist here. evening brobots, hope you're doing good

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Juanon games | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 43 KB JPG 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >police sirens >dog barking >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG >"CAAAAASSSS0000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000"

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Anon's problem | /r/Greentext

> Forest Scientist > Graduated two years ago from a 'top flight' world renowned research university > 3.75 GPA > Thanksgiving is coming up, and every year the topic of climate change is brought up by my ultra-conservative family > Never fails to start a f------ riot 1.98 MB PNG > Mfw I'm legitimately the only one there qualified to even think about this subject > This is not a brag, I regret everything, but I've taken college level physics; biophysics; organic chemistry; biochem; atmospheric/oceanic chem; soil chem; chemical basis of hydrology; soil physics; geology; geographic information systems; advanced modeling and interpretation; plant physiology; plant pathology; dendrology; dendrochronology; silviculture; disturbance interactions; and evolutionary basis of forest ecology (not even counting gen ed, math or stats courses) > Mfw I try to explain the most simple concepts to these highschool dropouts in the most dumbed down way possible, as if I'm speaking to a 4 year old > "That doesn't make any sense!!! Can't you see you've been brainwashed by the global elite?!?" > They all start ganging up on me > I become clearly flustered and irritated > "HAHA! This is why you liberals can't do anything, you're just a bunch of TRIGGERED SNOWFLAKES!!!!" > Mfw the only people that should automatically trust me and take what I say at face value completely disregard my education > Mfw I wasted four years of my life suffering through - arguably - some of the most complicated concepts in human history just to be ignored So what do I do bros? Even if you don't "believe" in climate change can you give me some advice about how to approach this at thanksgiving this year? I can't f------ take this anymore.

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/an/ is the best board on 4chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous images (2).jpg 8 KB JPG >>4358221 # 11/18/22(Fri)22:43:27 No.4358200 >>4358145 # >luv the woife >luv me tayul >luv me froots >'ate invasive species (not raysist just downt looike 'em)

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Anon leaves their lair | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 123 KB JPG 10/15/22(Sat)11:07:47 No.70598098 >Waiting in line at the grocery store >Qt walks in >Young, skinny, long dark hair and pale skin >She doesn't buy anything and leaves. >She walks past me, glances at me and swings her hair >Feelsgood.jpg F---. I should go out more often.

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Problem Officer? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)01:54:08 No.149805166 A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters." 102 KB JPG The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. "We'll do it." >>149810182 # >>149812455 #

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Anon contest: What's the biggest thing you can fit in your underwear? | /r/Greentext

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Anon didn't deserve to be lucky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/28/22(Fri)06:39:38 No.55832723 058580F7-BD53-435C-A339-0BD846109841.jpg 127 KB JPG I feel bad for kids that grow up in a war zone. I didn't deserve to be lucky enough to be born into a good family in suburban America. It's almost cruel that some people are born into suffering while others aren't. Who decides such things? >>55832885 # >>55834797 # >>55836867 # >>55837817 #

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anon, what the fuck? | /r/Greentext

72,000 CALORIES A DAY DIET Bottlcall OLIVE OIL 159 KB JPG 10/18/22(Tue)16:21:36 No.68682981 For the past 3-4 days I've been drinking three 2 litre tins of olive oil a day and each tin is 24,000 calories. It was going ok apart from some minor bathroom problems but now i'm suddenly feeling super sluggish, getting headaches and feeling somewhat unwell now. Should I try and push forward with my bulkmaxxxing or give up? Anonymous 10/18/22(Tue)16:22:23 No.68682991 I'm looking for genuine opinions, especially if you have any medical knowledge because I was feeling good at the start of this and now I feel like absolute s--- for some reason. >>68683000 # >>68683016 # Anonymous >>68682991 # >for some reason 10/18/22(Tue)16:23:37 No.68683000

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