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File: starbucks.jpg (198 KB, 1200x800) 138 DAT B01080 STARBUCKS COFFEE அ PLAYA C COMING SOON WERDE >be me >20 yo slightly autistic STEM major >like to visit the starbucks at my uni campus to get brownies >order a brownie and sit down 378 CO my experience as a man in university Anonymous (ID: TOBRool) 11/19/22(Sat)22:04:48 No.405201144 >>405201389>>405201707>>405201775>>403201811 >>405201825 >>405201870 >>405201978 >>405202037 >>405202041 >>405202120 >>409202138 >>405202205>>405202282 >>405202280 FLATEN >a woman approaches me as I'm eating >"Hi Anon! Unfortunately, one of my employees has complained you are making her feel unsafe by staring at her and following her around campus, and I'm going to have to ban you from the starbucks." >I later call the university non-emergency police department to let them know someone thinks I'm stalking them and that I'm not >I tell them my situation, cop asks >"do you play accordion by any chance?" >I do >w--.jpg >super confused, no idea what shes talking about, dont know anyone that works at starbucks >find out I apparently spooked this girl by looking creepy, playing accordion in public, and only ordering brownies, and she thinks I followed her from an elevator to starbucks. W--? What are the political implications of people just trying to live their lives and random women thinking they're being stalked??!?!? WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME >inb4 not political This is absolutely political, no wonder less guys are going to uni/college nowadays if this is the s--- that goes on all the time

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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