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O Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)12:00 No.146428136 File: 1341936034881.ipg-(42 KB, 431x720, ratty ass pigeon.jpg) t gamestop well heres my only time getting a discount >waking to gamestop eating icecream *pass group of pigeons, none of them run away from me >notice this and walk backwards back to them >they stil dont move grab 1 shes rather con fused and upset >take picture of him while hoiding him >continue to gamestop >go inside >people looking at me holding a really dirty pigeon stell people behind counter that if they dont give me phantasy star universe for the xbox360 for free ill release the pigeon >they try to haggle >i release the pigeon >they beg me to grab it again >they hand me the game and i just walk out and no f---- were given that day. pic related

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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>be fictional a race of people but based on Scandinavian/Celtic mythology going back thousands of years. >canonically live underground and avoid sunlight. 1.71 MB PNG >exist in a world literally based off the English countryside countryside during the medieval time period >queen of these people looks like this. Why do they do this to us?

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Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)10:39:35 No.872418507 >mom is a brunette >wants to try something new >dyes her hair blonde >"hey mom, you look good blonde" >"oh thank you, your father says I look like Julia Ann, but I don't know who she is, is she some some celebrity?" >"erm...yea...she is an actress" >asks me to download her a movie or two with this Julia Ann in it because she is now interested what the f--- dad

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Anon fucked up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)18:22:49 No.67370218 >be me >Zoom class yesterday >Precalc II >Talking about transformations of sine and cosine >instructor (who is a woman) says so this is what's called a horizontal 190 KB JPG stretch >mumble to myself "I'd like to give her p---- a horizontal stretch" >look down >mic is open Should I just ghost the class? It's too late to drop for a refund, or should I just pretend nothing happened and just chad 'yes' it if someone confronts me?

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Where everyone knows your name | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)17:28:47 No.67374299 >be me >shy, no friends >tired of it Ouch! >say f--- it >go to bar >talk to no one except the 83 KB JPG bartender >come home >proud that I tried Thanks for reading my blog post

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Anon predicts gymcels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)14:11:57 No.67369130 TNT OHNY BRAVO gymcope.jpg 112 KB JPG How did this show predict gymcels so accurately? What did they know? Watching it growing up I was confused when Johnny was rejected by every girl he went for but now I get it 15 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon gets ignored | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 49017876 1 hr. ago >ask classmates online if we'll have a class today >ignored 151.9 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY Anonymous | 49017930 1 hr. ago >relying on others That's where you f----- up

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Anon makes a good point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)10:21:25 No.872425530 marijuana-454601963-resized- 569fd2345f9b58eba4ad583d.jpg 140 KB JPG Why is this stuff as legal as it is? >a leading cause for addiction >destroys your body and mind >tears families apart >can land you in a hospital very easily >people drive while on it and kill other people all the time >domestic violence is high in numbers with its users >hurts the economy by spending 249 billion a year in the US on treatment for the side effects it causes every year >3 million deaths per year world wide and nobody even cares >l just don't get why booze is still legal >pic unrelated

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Anon doesn’t shower | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 6XZOA/Vb) = 02/10/22(Thu)14:35:13 No.360556791 I havent showered in 10 months results: >zero blemishes, blackheads, pimples >bald spot on my scalp actually - regrowing- in 202 KB JPG >mosquitos and bugs dont bite me anymore first month was rough and smelled like a carcass and itched. after that, i felt like a beast of nature in equilibrium hence. skin just flakes off naturally, i think the thicker dermis contributes to bug invulnerabilty. humans are mostly hairless animals, not scrubbing the skin daily seems to allow it to work how its intended to. people say i just smell like nothing now, probably good for bears not picking up scent and whatnot. feels based. thats all i have to report for now. Is soap tax a must?

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Anon reads his life’s terms and conditions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF

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Anon doesn't know how to follow his beliefs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/22(Thu)15:19:20 No.872415511 Guys I need help. So I truly believe in white supremacy and in my heart of hearts I know it's the right thing and nothing would make me happier than being a Nazi but the problem is I'm black and a f--. What do I do? $5 31 KB JPG 26 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 09/01/18(Sat)11:58 >be me >surgeon >35 hour operation >do it perfectly with no mistakes everyone thanks god

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Anon is a degenerate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Is8hoZfF 02/08/22(Tue)21:05:06 No.360273277 I was just jerking off to a sissy a--- trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to drink a s--- ton of 97 KB JPG water and hold it my blader for more pleasure while I was f------ my prostate. When I had my sissygasm (a--- orgasm) a mixture of c-- and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you f------ not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, c--, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that l've never felt from my p--- addiction before. I f------ hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.

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