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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: images (1).png (21 KB, 554x554) Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)16:52:20 No.895891323 >>895891529 >>895891715 >>895891781 >>895891835 >>895891873 >>895891944 >>895892284 >>895893053 >>895893556 >>895895090 >>895895231 >>895895702 >>895895961 >>895896085 >>895896648 >>895896725 >>895896784 Reddit is down and this is my first post on 4chan. Where are the upvote and downvote buttons? Also I'm seeing a lot of hate speech against protected minorities here. How do I report those posts to get them removed? Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)16:54:56 No.895891411 Sir, this is a 4chan 43/12/28/3 Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)16:58:14 No.895891529 >>895891323 (OP) It was the Russians

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 03/14/16(Mon)19:12:47 No.330768867 >>330769628 >>330768468 >on deathbed surrounded by family >images of life flashing by >50 years of top tier p--- in a blink of an eye, its far too much >c-- all over myself in my last moment

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: Anonymous d TATA was definitely born in the right generation catch colds once month 03/13/23(Mon)21:29:10 No.72562757 822 KB JPG >be me >watching t-- c--- >southern nights by Glenn Campbell has become a TikTok song >Fine by me I love Galen Campbell and I f------ love that song sad that people will only know it from TikTok now though >come across video related >perfectly shaped ass in beautiful non ripped jeans belonging to an Aphrodite of a woman >each jiggle of her ass cheeks are perfectly synchronized with the divine harmony of Glenn Campbell >ive never been more entranced by an internet thot >ive never experienced this kind of combination of two things I love so much that create such a perfect synthesis >I cant hear this song without thinking of the video anymore >Im not even that big of an ass man but this specific ass has got a death grip on me So I guess my big takeaway from this is that all a woman needs to do to make me fall in love with her is wear non ripped jeans and shake her ass to Glenn Campbell. Other acceptable musicians include, John Prine, John Denver, Bob Segar, Stan Rogers, Meatloaf, and Billy Joel.

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: Anonymous 122 KB JPG 03/14/23(Tue)05:54:30 No.72564852 >hire escort >sit on the bed next to each other >she says I'm making her uncomfortable >leaves 21 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous 784 KB PNG No.72281058 02/18/23(Sat)14:34:49 >Eating grilled cheese with my mom >I take a bite into it and some mayo drips out >I point it out to her and ask why it looks like vaginal discharge >She silently puts down her grilled cheese and goes to her car and drives off What's her deal? 02/18/23(Sat)14:36:55 No.72281078 : Anonymous >>72281058 (OP) # I think I'm probably on this guy's level with attracting woman.

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: Anonymous (ID: 8LXLdkhp 03/12/16(Sat)23:22:51 No.67206828 >always stash some booze in your car >if a cop pulls you over and you're intoxicated, just stop the car, turn off the motor, exit with stashed booze, and start chugging it before the cop comes over to you >cop cannot legally prove that you were drunk before chugging that alcohol >no DUI charge 34 KB JPG Any loopholes you can use to beat the system?

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: Anonymous 250 KB JPG >something bad happens >mom says it's all God's plan >mom gets cancer >tell her it's all God's plan >she gets angry : Anonymous >>72374397 (OP) # kek This is awesome 02/26/23(Sun)22:48:00 No.72374397 >not gay >I play with a------ normies are such hypocrites >rubbing penis is touching a d--- and enjoying it >gay >have to move out ?????????? 02/26/23(Sun)22:56:07 No.72374457

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: Anonymous I need to find this furry book 521 KB PNG 03/14/23(Tue)09:02:14 No.72568388 >be me when I was 10 >borrowed a book about biology in my school library >about different things animal do and portray those animal as furries >in the 'Mate' page there's a DUMMY THICK female brown bear with closed eyes undressing herself in front of a visibly aroused naked male brown bear in a bed >Awakened me and gave me a furry/thicc fetish >had been searching for this book in every library in my area for a decade but still can't find it Can you guys help me find this book?l just can't find it...... >>72568422 # : Anonymous >>72568388 (OP) # This is a new low for you anon. 03/14/23(Tue)09:03:44 No.72568401 03/14/23(Tue)09:07:25 No.72568422 : Anonymous >>72568401 # I really needed that book gotta see if it was real or not

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그녀에게 닦을 수 없었던 오소리의 11 JEH 형태 Asilas Vies 다시 만나기 전까진 2017.05.09 .jpg 141 KB JPG Romance for men: >Young love is a special bond between two people that will last an eternity Will ALL WOMEN KEEP SCORE... ONLY THE GREAT ONES PUT IT IN WRITING. my a slo RENÉE ZELLWEGER COLIN FIRTH AND HUGH GRANT BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY Uncensored. Uninhibited. Unmarried. RMG MIRAMAX From the makers of "Four Weddings and a Funeral" & "Notting Hill" Philad _.jpg 238 KB JPG Romance for women: >IM A FAT UGLY BITCH WHO RIDES A DIFFERENT C--- EVERY NIGHT. SHOULD I F--- RICH CHAD OR SLIGHTLY LESS RICH CHAD, GUESS ILL JUST F--- THEM BOTH LOL

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Anonymous 36 KB JPG 06/11/21(Fri)11:26:20 No.64099041 >Mom gets a boyfriend >1 month in find out he's a recovering drug addict >huge redflag >1 more month later he plants drugs in my bag >my mother finds it, assumes it's mine and kicks me out >3 months later his son sexually assaults my autistic brother >mom comes crying to me about it life is on some clown s--- right now 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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File: 1645495437936 (1).jpg (78 KB, 799x742) Anonymous 02/06/14(Thu)04:41 UTC-6 No.14134602 Replies: >>14140966 >>14142700 >>14143526 >>14145682 File: 1391683268965.png-(39 KB, 800x600, torture.png) Sandpaper floor It's definitely not the worst, but I've been tooling around with the idea of a torture method where a victim is placed naked in a metal room with a rough grit sandpaper conveyor belt floor. The idea is the floor is moving very slowly 24/7, the victim would have to walk constantly to avoid being scraped. vevo Eventually, they would tire and pass out, but the conveyor would pin them against the wall and start scraping their flesh. This would wake them up and keep them in agony until they bleed out days later or something. Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)06:18:42 No.181695060 >>181695162 >>181695182 >>181695396 >>181695569 >>181696055 >>181696158 O Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)06:40:02 No.181695569>>181695640 >>181696195 File: 7af72945749d8e9887700b591(...).jpg (17 KB, 480x360) >>181695060 (OP) > Futures made of virtual insanity, ...

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: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:05:57 No.50269284 >be me >was actually going to an hero 268 KB JPG >decide to jump off bridge nearby my hometown >standing on ledge at 1 in the morning when i hear tires screech behind me >i turn around and see a pizza guy walking toward me telling me not to do it >yeahwhateverhearditabilliontimes.mp3 >see he has tears in his eyes >tells me that he lost his brother to suicide years ago and hes always felt like he needed to stop someone else's suicide >actually pretty moved by his story, i have a little bro >invites me into his car and offers me the pizza he has >drives me back to his home after calling his boss and telling him about the circumstances >all the while he's shooting the s--- and cracking me up, really chill guy >we get to an apartment downtown and he offers me to stay the night >open the door to his roommates drinking beer and playing mario kart >laugh and game with them >next morning we part ways and he gives me his phone number and tells me i can come back whenever i want >bus home, tell mom and dad i was out with friends

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