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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: images (1).png (21 KB, 554x554) Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)16:52:20 No.895891323 >>895891529 >>895891715 >>895891781 >>895891835 >>895891873 >>895891944 >>895892284 >>895893053 >>895893556 >>895895090 >>895895231 >>895895702 >>895895961 >>895896085 >>895896648 >>895896725 >>895896784 Reddit is down and this is my first post on 4chan. Where are the upvote and downvote buttons? Also I'm seeing a lot of hate speech against protected minorities here. How do I report those posts to get them removed? Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)16:54:56 No.895891411 Sir, this is a 4chan 43/12/28/3 Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)16:58:14 No.895891529 >>895891323 (OP) It was the Russians

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 03/14/16(Mon)19:12:47 No.330768867 >>330769628 >>330768468 >on deathbed surrounded by family >images of life flashing by >50 years of top tier p--- in a blink of an eye, its far too much >c-- all over myself in my last moment

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Anon enjoys listening to the oldies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous d TATA was definitely born in the right generation catch colds once month 03/13/23(Mon)21:29:10 No.72562757 822 KB JPG >be me >watching t-- c--- >southern nights by Glenn Campbell has become a TikTok song >Fine by me I love Galen Campbell and I f------ love that song sad that people will only know it from TikTok now though >come across video related >perfectly shaped ass in beautiful non ripped jeans belonging to an Aphrodite of a woman >each jiggle of her ass cheeks are perfectly synchronized with the divine harmony of Glenn Campbell >ive never been more entranced by an internet thot >ive never experienced this kind of combination of two things I love so much that create such a perfect synthesis >I cant hear this song without thinking of the video anymore >Im not even that big of an ass man but this specific ass has got a death grip on me So I guess my big takeaway from this is that all a woman needs to do to make me fall in love with her is wear non ripped jeans and shake her ass to Glenn Campbell. Other acceptable musicians include, John Prine, John Denver, Bob Segar, Stan Rogers, Meatloaf, and Billy Joel.

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Anon is too ugly for an escort | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 122 KB JPG 03/14/23(Tue)05:54:30 No.72564852 >hire escort >sit on the bed next to each other >she says I'm making her uncomfortable >leaves 21 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon eats a grilled cheese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 784 KB PNG No.72281058 02/18/23(Sat)14:34:49 >Eating grilled cheese with my mom >I take a bite into it and some mayo drips out >I point it out to her and ask why it looks like vaginal discharge >She silently puts down her grilled cheese and goes to her car and drives off What's her deal? 02/18/23(Sat)14:36:55 No.72281078 : Anonymous >>72281058 (OP) # I think I'm probably on this guy's level with attracting woman.

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Anon gives advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 8LXLdkhp 03/12/16(Sat)23:22:51 No.67206828 >always stash some booze in your car >if a cop pulls you over and you're intoxicated, just stop the car, turn off the motor, exit with stashed booze, and start chugging it before the cop comes over to you >cop cannot legally prove that you were drunk before chugging that alcohol >no DUI charge 34 KB JPG Any loopholes you can use to beat the system?

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Anon's mom got angry after he mirror forced her beliefs to her | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 250 KB JPG >something bad happens >mom says it's all God's plan >mom gets cancer >tell her it's all God's plan >she gets angry : Anonymous >>72374397 (OP) # kek This is awesome 02/26/23(Sun)22:48:00 No.72374397 >not gay >I play with a------ normies are such hypocrites >rubbing penis is touching a d--- and enjoying it >gay >have to move out ?????????? 02/26/23(Sun)22:56:07 No.72374457

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Anon hits the books | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I need to find this furry book 521 KB PNG 03/14/23(Tue)09:02:14 No.72568388 >be me when I was 10 >borrowed a book about biology in my school library >about different things animal do and portray those animal as furries >in the 'Mate' page there's a DUMMY THICK female brown bear with closed eyes undressing herself in front of a visibly aroused naked male brown bear in a bed >Awakened me and gave me a furry/thicc fetish >had been searching for this book in every library in my area for a decade but still can't find it Can you guys help me find this book?l just can't find it...... >>72568422 # : Anonymous >>72568388 (OP) # This is a new low for you anon. 03/14/23(Tue)09:03:44 No.72568401 03/14/23(Tue)09:07:25 No.72568422 : Anonymous >>72568401 # I really needed that book gotta see if it was real or not

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Romance for men and women | /r/Greentext

그녀에게 닦을 수 없었던 오소리의 11 JEH 형태 Asilas Vies 다시 만나기 전까진 2017.05.09 .jpg 141 KB JPG Romance for men: >Young love is a special bond between two people that will last an eternity Will ALL WOMEN KEEP SCORE... ONLY THE GREAT ONES PUT IT IN WRITING. my a slo RENÉE ZELLWEGER COLIN FIRTH AND HUGH GRANT BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY Uncensored. Uninhibited. Unmarried. RMG MIRAMAX From the makers of "Four Weddings and a Funeral" & "Notting Hill" Philad _.jpg 238 KB JPG Romance for women: >IM A FAT UGLY BITCH WHO RIDES A DIFFERENT C--- EVERY NIGHT. SHOULD I F--- RICH CHAD OR SLIGHTLY LESS RICH CHAD, GUESS ILL JUST F--- THEM BOTH LOL

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Anons life is a circus | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG 06/11/21(Fri)11:26:20 No.64099041 >Mom gets a boyfriend >1 month in find out he's a recovering drug addict >huge redflag >1 more month later he plants drugs in my bag >my mother finds it, assumes it's mine and kicks me out >3 months later his son sexually assaults my autistic brother >mom comes crying to me about it life is on some clown s--- right now 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon is a psychopath | /r/Greentext

File: 1645495437936 (1).jpg (78 KB, 799x742) Anonymous 02/06/14(Thu)04:41 UTC-6 No.14134602 Replies: >>14140966 >>14142700 >>14143526 >>14145682 File: 1391683268965.png-(39 KB, 800x600, torture.png) Sandpaper floor It's definitely not the worst, but I've been tooling around with the idea of a torture method where a victim is placed naked in a metal room with a rough grit sandpaper conveyor belt floor. The idea is the floor is moving very slowly 24/7, the victim would have to walk constantly to avoid being scraped. vevo Eventually, they would tire and pass out, but the conveyor would pin them against the wall and start scraping their flesh. This would wake them up and keep them in agony until they bleed out days later or something. Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)06:18:42 No.181695060 >>181695162 >>181695182 >>181695396 >>181695569 >>181696055 >>181696158 O Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)06:40:02 No.181695569>>181695640 >>181696195 File: 7af72945749d8e9887700b591(...).jpg (17 KB, 480x360) >>181695060 (OP) > Futures made of virtual insanity, ...

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Anon gets saved by an unlikely hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:05:57 No.50269284 >be me >was actually going to an hero 268 KB JPG >decide to jump off bridge nearby my hometown >standing on ledge at 1 in the morning when i hear tires screech behind me >i turn around and see a pizza guy walking toward me telling me not to do it >yeahwhateverhearditabilliontimes.mp3 >see he has tears in his eyes >tells me that he lost his brother to suicide years ago and hes always felt like he needed to stop someone else's suicide >actually pretty moved by his story, i have a little bro >invites me into his car and offers me the pizza he has >drives me back to his home after calling his boss and telling him about the circumstances >all the while he's shooting the s--- and cracking me up, really chill guy >we get to an apartment downtown and he offers me to stay the night >open the door to his roommates drinking beer and playing mario kart >laugh and game with them >next morning we part ways and he gives me his phone number and tells me i can come back whenever i want >bus home, tell mom and dad i was out with friends

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