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: Anonymous (ID: 8LXLdkhp 03/12/16(Sat)23:22:51 No.67206828 >always stash some booze in your car >if a cop pulls you over and you're intoxicated, just stop the car, turn off the motor, exit with stashed booze, and start chugging it before the cop comes over to you >cop cannot legally prove that you were drunk before chugging that alcohol >no DUI charge 34 KB JPG Any loopholes you can use to beat the system?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 250 KB JPG >something bad happens >mom says it's all God's plan >mom gets cancer >tell her it's all God's plan >she gets angry : Anonymous >>72374397 (OP) # kek This is awesome 02/26/23(Sun)22:48:00 No.72374397 >not gay >I play with a------ normies are such hypocrites >rubbing penis is touching a d--- and enjoying it >gay >have to move out ?????????? 02/26/23(Sun)22:56:07 No.72374457

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Anon hits the books | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I need to find this furry book 521 KB PNG 03/14/23(Tue)09:02:14 No.72568388 >be me when I was 10 >borrowed a book about biology in my school library >about different things animal do and portray those animal as furries >in the 'Mate' page there's a DUMMY THICK female brown bear with closed eyes undressing herself in front of a visibly aroused naked male brown bear in a bed >Awakened me and gave me a furry/thicc fetish >had been searching for this book in every library in my area for a decade but still can't find it Can you guys help me find this book?l just can't find it...... >>72568422 # : Anonymous >>72568388 (OP) # This is a new low for you anon. 03/14/23(Tue)09:03:44 No.72568401 03/14/23(Tue)09:07:25 No.72568422 : Anonymous >>72568401 # I really needed that book gotta see if it was real or not

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그녀에게 닦을 수 없었던 오소리의 11 JEH 형태 Asilas Vies 다시 만나기 전까진 2017.05.09 .jpg 141 KB JPG Romance for men: >Young love is a special bond between two people that will last an eternity Will ALL WOMEN KEEP SCORE... ONLY THE GREAT ONES PUT IT IN WRITING. my a slo RENÉE ZELLWEGER COLIN FIRTH AND HUGH GRANT BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY Uncensored. Uninhibited. Unmarried. RMG MIRAMAX From the makers of "Four Weddings and a Funeral" & "Notting Hill" Philad _.jpg 238 KB JPG Romance for women: >IM A FAT UGLY BITCH WHO RIDES A DIFFERENT C--- EVERY NIGHT. SHOULD I F--- RICH CHAD OR SLIGHTLY LESS RICH CHAD, GUESS ILL JUST F--- THEM BOTH LOL

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Anonymous 36 KB JPG 06/11/21(Fri)11:26:20 No.64099041 >Mom gets a boyfriend >1 month in find out he's a recovering drug addict >huge redflag >1 more month later he plants drugs in my bag >my mother finds it, assumes it's mine and kicks me out >3 months later his son sexually assaults my autistic brother >mom comes crying to me about it life is on some clown s--- right now 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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File: 1645495437936 (1).jpg (78 KB, 799x742) Anonymous 02/06/14(Thu)04:41 UTC-6 No.14134602 Replies: >>14140966 >>14142700 >>14143526 >>14145682 File: 1391683268965.png-(39 KB, 800x600, torture.png) Sandpaper floor It's definitely not the worst, but I've been tooling around with the idea of a torture method where a victim is placed naked in a metal room with a rough grit sandpaper conveyor belt floor. The idea is the floor is moving very slowly 24/7, the victim would have to walk constantly to avoid being scraped. vevo Eventually, they would tire and pass out, but the conveyor would pin them against the wall and start scraping their flesh. This would wake them up and keep them in agony until they bleed out days later or something. Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)06:18:42 No.181695060 >>181695162 >>181695182 >>181695396 >>181695569 >>181696055 >>181696158 O Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)06:40:02 No.181695569>>181695640 >>181696195 File: 7af72945749d8e9887700b591(...).jpg (17 KB, 480x360) >>181695060 (OP) > Futures made of virtual insanity, ...

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: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)17:05:57 No.50269284 >be me >was actually going to an hero 268 KB JPG >decide to jump off bridge nearby my hometown >standing on ledge at 1 in the morning when i hear tires screech behind me >i turn around and see a pizza guy walking toward me telling me not to do it >yeahwhateverhearditabilliontimes.mp3 >see he has tears in his eyes >tells me that he lost his brother to suicide years ago and hes always felt like he needed to stop someone else's suicide >actually pretty moved by his story, i have a little bro >invites me into his car and offers me the pizza he has >drives me back to his home after calling his boss and telling him about the circumstances >all the while he's shooting the s--- and cracking me up, really chill guy >we get to an apartment downtown and he offers me to stay the night >open the door to his roommates drinking beer and playing mario kart >laugh and game with them >next morning we part ways and he gives me his phone number and tells me i can come back whenever i want >bus home, tell mom and dad i was out with friends

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: Anonymous 153 KB JPG entire airplane 03/13/23 (Mon) 23:04:48 No.72560532 >Be me a fat 195lbs nerdy girl >have a crush on my chad friend and I went to his house to ask him out >No one opens so I see through the window >Find him balls deep inside my femboy friend >Get black out drunk and desing an

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Anonymous HOLY 234 KB JPG 07/14/22(Thu)00:43:46 No.69400717 I'm a (diagnosed) autistic incel. When I was a child I liked to read but my mother only had a Bible, so I memorized entire sections of it. I met a 37 year-old woman a while ago (I'm 22) and she ended up believing (for whatever reason) that I'm a prophet of God. I am very lonely so I started to entertain her delusion and now I feel like I can't come back. We are together and she says she considers herself my wife. I like her and she behaves like a mommy gf so I don't want to lose her but I feel like this s--- will end up crashing and burning. What the f--- should I do?

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: Anonymous Is it immoral to breakup with (...) 379 KB JPG 03/13/23(Mon)23:43:59 No.895863727 Been with picrel for 4 years. We have good moments and bad moments. I'm overall pretty confident with myself now and think I might be able to do better >will post her nudes if I like the advice here : Anonymous I'm 25, flush with cash, and I'm interested in going out and f------ other bitches. Is it immoral to break up because of that? 113 KB PNG : Anonymous >>895863727 (OP) # it's immoral to remain with her if you're thinking like this 03/13/23 (Mon)23:46:56 No.895863840 03/13/23(Mon)23:45:35 No.895863787 Anon don't be a dumbass, everyone thinks that they can do better, and some can, but your playing the part of the roastie who wants to ride the d--- carousel. Do you not read the stories of other anons here who get abandoned cause some chad comes and f---- things up?

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: Anonymous 122 KB JPG 03/14/23(Tue)00:54:30 No.72564852 >hire escort >sit on the bed next to each other >she says I'm making her uncomfortable >leaves

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: Anonymous 86 KB JPG 03/06/23(Mon)10:52:40 No.72470196 >anon, you have been sentenced to 5 years in Danish prison. here's your cell. no video games after 10pm and you can only get 1 new video game a month! i hope your maximum suffering causes you to think about what you did! 03/06/23(Mon)10:54:56 No.72470214 : Anonymous Cool this is basically my life now except it's Denmark so they probably let prisoners go outside.

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