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: Anonymous 153 KB JPG entire airplane 03/13/23 (Mon) 23:04:48 No.72560532 >Be me a fat 195lbs nerdy girl >have a crush on my chad friend and I went to his house to ask him out >No one opens so I see through the window >Find him balls deep inside my femboy friend >Get black out drunk and desing an

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous HOLY 234 KB JPG 07/14/22(Thu)00:43:46 No.69400717 I'm a (diagnosed) autistic incel. When I was a child I liked to read but my mother only had a Bible, so I memorized entire sections of it. I met a 37 year-old woman a while ago (I'm 22) and she ended up believing (for whatever reason) that I'm a prophet of God. I am very lonely so I started to entertain her delusion and now I feel like I can't come back. We are together and she says she considers herself my wife. I like her and she behaves like a mommy gf so I don't want to lose her but I feel like this s--- will end up crashing and burning. What the f--- should I do?

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: Anonymous Is it immoral to breakup with (...) 379 KB JPG 03/13/23(Mon)23:43:59 No.895863727 Been with picrel for 4 years. We have good moments and bad moments. I'm overall pretty confident with myself now and think I might be able to do better >will post her nudes if I like the advice here : Anonymous I'm 25, flush with cash, and I'm interested in going out and f------ other bitches. Is it immoral to break up because of that? 113 KB PNG : Anonymous >>895863727 (OP) # it's immoral to remain with her if you're thinking like this 03/13/23 (Mon)23:46:56 No.895863840 03/13/23(Mon)23:45:35 No.895863787 Anon don't be a dumbass, everyone thinks that they can do better, and some can, but your playing the part of the roastie who wants to ride the d--- carousel. Do you not read the stories of other anons here who get abandoned cause some chad comes and f---- things up?

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Anon hires a prostitute | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 122 KB JPG 03/14/23(Tue)00:54:30 No.72564852 >hire escort >sit on the bed next to each other >she says I'm making her uncomfortable >leaves

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Rottin' in the state of Denmark | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 86 KB JPG 03/06/23(Mon)10:52:40 No.72470196 >anon, you have been sentenced to 5 years in Danish prison. here's your cell. no video games after 10pm and you can only get 1 new video game a month! i hope your maximum suffering causes you to think about what you did! 03/06/23(Mon)10:54:56 No.72470214 : Anonymous Cool this is basically my life now except it's Denmark so they probably let prisoners go outside.

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Anon had great music tastes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3/13/2023, 10:58:44 AM No.57005061 JA 233 KB JPEG > be brian wilson > wake up from a decade long nap > casually make one of the best albums of the 70's and pioneer a new genre of music all by yourself > go back to bed for another decade

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! Chud 28 minutes ago Nº2360965 A [Reply] >>2361060 >>236 1127 >Hey guys, Charlie here with another 15 minute video about a random comment I found on Twitter. >I won't say anything remotely interesting, just sit on the fence so I can keep collecting YouTube shekels. >I do say D--- and BALLS from time to time in a monotone voice, so I'm kinda funny, right? >Anyway, this is all for today, see you guys next time.

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Anon can't understand European prices | /r/Greentext

POMARAŃCZOW FANANINTA Низкая цена % Добрый Це НО импорт б/а с/г 0,33л/6 89.90 79 spuiew WYRAZNE : Anonymous (ID: XCmsmNF+ GIN Coca-Cola Coca TASTE Coca-Cola DODAJ MNIE DO RECYKLIN 03/12/23(Sun)15:50:36 No.419394790 79r is 4,60zł. Can like this in local orlen is 5zł. So Ivan in sanctioned russia can buy can of polish cola cheaper then me. IS OVER KURWA POMARAŃCZOWA CokezER 330 mi FIFANIFANZ са Sounu a |]]АРМЭЛЬ POMARAŃCZOWA ZERO JEH P இறுவது! HOK М e E Ударин 189 eury ЗЕФ HOB клюкве По кар Магнол -- дольки АПЕЛЬСИНОВНЕ ARMONE KEADPVTOBUE Mapmera 1 249

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: Anonymous 60 KB PNG 03/06/23 (Mon)13:21:10 No.72471645 >pee with eyes open, trying to aim in the toilet bowl as hard as i can >get pee sprinkles on the toilet seat >pee with eyes closed, no aiming >toilet seat is spotless do i have super powers? 03/06/23(Mon)13:22:23 No.72471660 : Anonymous Take the sitting down to pee pill

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Anon found the perfect girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 641 KB GIF 03/14/23(Tue)06:56:49 No.72564876 >met a cute girl >tried to strike a conversation by talking about the weather >she just stopped, turned her head and death stared me Patrick Bateman style >this lasted for 3 minutes before I finally can't stand the awkwardness and left she's the one bros

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Anonymous 56 KB JPG Anonymous 2.79 MB GIF 03/11/23(Sat)07:10:50 No. 19034725 what would happen if you put oatmilk in oatmeal? 03/11/23(Sat)07:12:22 No.19034727 >>19034725 (OP) # 03/11/23(Sat)07:18:04 No. 19034732 Anonymous >>19034725 (OP) # DO NOT do this guys it makes mustard gas.

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: Anonymous 61 KB JPG 03/14/23(Tue)02:12:02 No.72559561 >34 year old engineer comes into the surgery >Sustained inner ear damage during an industrial accident : Anonymous Alri shippy lid >Has become profoundly deaf as a result >Wants me to give him a cochlear implant >Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead : Anonymous >>72559561 (OP) # Nice to see these threads making a comeback, nature is healing 03/14/23(Tue)02:41:02 No.72559896 03/14/23(Tue)02:42:23 No.72559914

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Anonymous | 630781808 A 1.6 kB PNG >be me >Stardew valley player >Decide to use mods for the first time in a new game 17 min ago... >Download a s--- ton of them >one of them is a sex mod. >Get married to Emily and forget about the sex mod. >She gets pregnant. >Remember mod >I'm going to kill Clint 2 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY

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