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6:53 boards.4chan.org - - Private /s4s/-S--- 4Chan Says View Announcement : Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)18:41:37 No.858625746 >be me >Browsing p--- >Discover furries 100 >hate them >They make good p--- tho >Looking up my busty faceless robot /D/ 10 KB JPG s--- >find aeromorphs >Big toddy planes >D--- is absolutely f------ diamonds >C-- a hole through a wall >Check everyday for new content >Fav artists has military fetish >manifests into a near extremist distain for North Korea, Russia, and China >Pavlov'd into having a sexual attraction to US Air Superiority >join Airforce for unrelated circumstances, sell soul to Uncle Sam for paycheck >Keep getting massive erections when ever the C17s do low flyovers during formation >Graduate >Aircraft maintenance >Oh no >Feel dirty whenever I go under or inside the planes to work on them >nearly cream myself when the fighters come through my base >I think I got PsyOp'd into joining the Airforce by my own uncontrollable lust for aircraft >Can't tell anyone about it in therapy Please dear god help me anons. I can't contain my primal urge to f--- planes. I'm not even f------ joking. This is a plea for help.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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