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: Anonymous 07/27/22(Wed)01:24:32 No.882753563 >been f------ this older milf for a while >she doesn't look 21 but sure as f--- makes up for it with great personality and insane p---- voodoo >I s--- you not she f---- so well she's gotten me to study italian >she also doesn't mind that I'm stupid as hell, which is a big bonus since girls my age f------ hate that 277 KB JPG >one day I'm at her place, mixing a wine sauce for dinner while she browses through her mail domestic_bliss.exe >she suddenly squeals with enough excitement to almost f------ make me drop the spatula >she tells me her son is getting married, and she can bring a date as a plus one >we both freeze, realising we probably have to decide whether we're serious enough to be a date at an event like that >decide to think it through and not decide just yet >go home the next day, go through my piled-up mail >there's a letter there that looks unusual >it's a wedding invite >my mom had been telling me about talking with a guy, but he has such a common name I figured it's no surprise if he's got the same name as my fb's son. >apparently f------ not, it's the same f------ guy >and an invitation to the same f------ wedding So how much of a problem would it be to continue f------ my stepfather's mom?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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