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Anonymous loud neighbor time 53 KB JPG 08/30/22(Tue)10:29:42 No.884774049 > be remote worker wagie > live in ghetto > Covid 19 hits and everyone is home > neighbors are trashbag drug dealers > hope_you_like_rap_music.jpg > hear N word at all hours of the day and night > walls shake > my dogs are scared > knock on wall, call cops, leave note, tell apartment complex > nothing works > one night at 2 am they are rattling my walls and laughing > idea.jpg > wait till they are asleep, sneak downstairs > grab random dog poop bag from one of those green bins > open bag just a little > sneak to front door of these idiots > squeeze dog poop into their keyhole via the small tear in the bag > no visible evidence of poop on door, but they will get s--- on their key when they use it > no more rap music for weeks > 3 weeks later, hear music again, not that loud > go knock on door to ask them to turn it down > woman answers, I ask her to turn down music > thousand_yard_stare.jpg > "was you tha ni**a that put dog poop on our door?" > "what!? no that's gross, please just turn down the music" > "lawd, we bin tryin to figure out who did it. coulda been anyone" > she points up, down, right, and left, her apartment is surrounded by others > I look at her like she's an idiot and walk away > they still play music but at least I made them get s--- all over their keys and their clothes

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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