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Anonymous 01/22/19(Tue)01:21:19 No.49263389 File: 1515394355212.jpg (68 KB, 600x582) >>49253115 this is some good old 4chan cooked autism, truly and genuinely wholesome. Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)21:54:56 No.4926103 File: Olivia Munn.jpg (79 KB, 591x720) Could the Khan Family Spell the End of Donald Trump? Are we in the beginning of the end of The Beginning of the End for National Journal Aud B Is This the End of I The Beginning of the End for Donald Trump Could this be the end of Donald Trump? It Has Dona Is This the End for Donald Trump The Atlantic carchive/2015/0umpe last 40 Beginning Of The End For Dor lowa is the beginning of the end for D Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)21:49:28 No.49260983 >>49253115 this is almost as autistic as that duc who kicked a ball into a goalie's face and yelled, >"ARE YOU F------ SORRY?" at the top of his lungs. kek >>49260329 Congratulations! You have won all of my keks for today! Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)11:28:42 No.49253115 ► >>49253153 >>49254294 >>49254338 >>49254480 >>49254933 >>49255880 >>49258425 >>49258537 >>49258644 >>49258688 >>49260329 >>49261031 >>49262574 >>49263276 >>49263389 >>49263688 >>49263857 >>49253024 >home gym >wanna try doing farmer walks but not enough space to move around >decide to go do it outside in the park nearby /fit/ - Fitness farmer walks in the park >load up my dumbbells with all the plates I can and go outside >literally do 360's around the playground carrying dumbbells and sweating like a pig >notice kids with their mom's staring at me from far away >realize they came to the playground but they don't wanna use it because I'm being wierd >become extremely self conscious and just go home >didn't even take a rest so I can't feel my forearms at that point >speed walk past them and blurt out "SORRY" >accidentally said it too loud and scared one of the mom's Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)21:38:59 No.49260866 >>49260329 H--------. I haven't seen OC this good in a very long time, thanks for giving me hope about this place anon Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)20:56:44 No.49260329 >>49260814 >>49260866 >>49260954 >>49260983 >>49260987 >>49260993 >>49262574 File: farmer walks in the park.jpg (216 KB, 1000x542) >>49253115 Had to be done. Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)13:31:17 No.49254480 >>49253115 /fit/ is BY FAR the best board, and its OC is unparalleled Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)13:20:12 No.49254338 File: 1537743791921.jpg (216 KB, 468x895) 12552 >>49253115 This is why /fit/ is the best board Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)23:57:31 No.49262574 >>49262615 File: 1542914218407.jpg (114 KB, 384x503) >>49253115 >>49260329 Add me to the screencap Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)21:50:32 No.49260993 >>49260329 God bess you

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: download.png (4 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)10:38:59 No.91776011 ► >>91776088 >>91776135 >>91776153 >>91776231 >>91776327 >>9177638 >>91776439 >>91776465 >>91776506 Why do you hate them so much? Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)10:43:57 No.91776088 ► >>91776105 >>91776309 >>91776590 >>91776799 >>91776808 >> >>91776884 >>91776011 (OP) - Inorganic. They seeded their site with bot content to create interest in it - Corrupt. The rules are not enforced equally. - Woke. They were terrible long before even Twitter. - Goyslop. Can't talk about anything there unless it is advertiser friendly. Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)10:44:26 No.91776105 ► >>91776088 >Goyslop calm down, rabbi Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)10:45:57 No.91776135 ► >>91776011 (OP) Most of them are Americaaans. Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)10:46:42 No.91776153 ► >>91776011 (OP) >circlejerk >SJWs >trannies >cucks >> Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)10:50:37 No.91776231 >>91776289 >>91776462 >>91776718 >>91776011 (OP) It's changed a lot in the past ten years. It wasn't as woke back then and had a more libertarian bent. Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)10:54:36 No.91776308 ► >>91776368 >>91776475 Reddit has a huge moderation problem. Somebody found out 5 powermods control 100 of the top 500 subs (and was subsequently banned from literally thousands of subs shortly after posting his research, how ironic). The problem with Reddit is that no socially well adjusted sane human being wants to moderate for free. You'll get banned left and right for the most retarded s--- & usually have to spend time formatting your post exactly the perfect way so it goes through and won't get taken down. On 4chan you just make a post and that's it, if it's s--- somebody calls you a n----- and sages the thread and it dies. Reddit's voting function would lead it to self-moderate itself pretty easily but subreddits get banned by Reddit for being "unmoderated" all the time. Not to mention it's a huge circlejerk. Reddit is very left-leaning as a whole and you will find that out very quickly, even the most non-political subreddits can turn into lefty echo chambers at times. To play devil's advocate it can at times be a great resource for information & discussion that can't really be had elsewhere. At it's core Reddit is just a bunch of interconnected forums. I'll only use it when I absolutely have to though and there's no other avenue. Usually the rule of thumb is the smaller & more niche-focused a sub is the less cucked & pozzed it is as well. >> Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)11:01:06 No.91776437 ► Reddit uses a democratic vote system. One person = one vote. "Top rated" comments aren't based on quality, they're based on appealing to the masses. So you get a flood of low-tier puns, recycled jokes, memes, or parroting of popular narratives in the hopes of being a "top rated" comment. A good platform is more like a dictatorship. 1 or maybe 2 hardass moderators who ban users on the spot when they post this garbage. Communities need to be controlled or they turn to s---. >> Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)10:58:36 No.91776386 ► >>91776011 (OP) i once got my comments downvoted and deleted explaining how to leech ad free content from priate sites for being immoral. never went there again after that.

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I'm a cis guy. I live with a FTM who is pulling new chicks in multiple times a week, and they also give these women the best orgasm of their life. I hear the girls scream in pleasure and beg for more, and the sex can go on for hours. The girls beg to see them again and it's killing my ego. 184 KB JPG How am I inferior to a FTM? What are they doing better than me? I'm trying to understand why women would prefer a FTM over me a cis male. I have a penis, yet I never made girls moan for hours like this. My friend literally has women begging to f--- them. What are they doing right that I'm not doing? I have tears as I type this. I

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Anonymous 04/05/18(Thu)03:50:43 No.96890087 >>96890155 >>96890171 >>96890237 >>96890262 >>96890388 > What would you do in this situation? Anonymous 04/05/18(Thu)05:23:17 No.96891977 >>96892121 Slam that p---- and turn magically retarded in front of her before disappearing.

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Anonymous 1 hour ago 1 REPLY FOR YOU? THIS ONE IS ON THE MOUSE!! 621473894 >walk down the street >middle aged woman suddenly approaches me >immediately sense strong autistic vibrations from her >is trying to say something, but I can't hear her due to my headphones >take my headphones off and ask her to repeat herself >"Your eyebrows are ugly" >"Also your headphones are ugly, too" >I manage to get out a confused "Thank you?" >she doesn't elaborate further >leaves What kinds of games could recreate this particular variation of feelings?

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Anonymous 815056689 124.0 kB PNG 1시간 전 ●●● Hey /b/ I need to tell you guys a story >Be me >Be working at suicide hotline >Have access to donation logs >Go through them from time to time between calls >Notice a man has made a donation of $17.50 every month, same day, for a couple years >Check to see if there's a note with the donations >They all read something like as follows "To Jason, from dad. I miss you every day" >I asked about it, turns out his son killed himself when he was really young >That money is his son's allowance Don't think that people won't miss you, or people will forget you, you are loved anon even if you don't feel it right now.

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A TENDIE POEM | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO sweetsmell.jpg, 23KiB, 224x223 I uppercut the filthy w----! He head snaps back, I watch her fall, A sickening thud as she hits the wall. Poetry Thread Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2023 07:15:17 No.893246548 I do my tribal victory dance I close her eyes, remove her pants His tendies spoiled, but full of zeal Mommy's good boy will have his meal. Bounding down the staircase dusty, Came my mommy, keen and busty. On her tray, a tendie pile Brought to make her good boy smile. But what is this, my autism flares-- How many tenderloins are there? Twenty-five on one plate, then eleven... BUT YESTERDAY THERE WERE THIRTY SEVEN! My strong arms flail, the tendies soar View Report

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12/19/22(Mon) 09:23:35 No.71458204 >have liquid in cup >put item in cup >theres more liquid now that flows out of cup literally how

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: Anonymous Reasom 02/27/23(Mon)03:07:07 No.72376883 >pizza arrives >take a bite >be me >used to weigh 300 pounds >decided to get my life together and lose weight >worked hard and lost 100 pounds last year >feelsgoodman.jpg 380 KB PNG >decide to celebrate by treating myself to a pizza >order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese >can't wait to dig in >it tastes like cardboard with ketchup and cheese on top >realize I haven't eaten junk food in so long that my taste buds have changed >can't even enjoy my celebratory pizza >mfw have to celebrate with some celery sticks and a glass of water

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Anonymous À 34 KB JPG 03/28/21(Sun)21:07:25 No.62950365 >hire a h----- >tell her I'm a virgin >not actually a virgin, have had plenty of sex >but when she thinks it's my first time, she's very gentle and sensual, and I get to act nervous and submissive, which really turns me on >when I act all amazed when I touch boobs "for the first time", it actually feels more special to me >I love how caring she is and how she takes the lead if she thinks she's deflowering me >when I finish, she cuddles with me and calls me a good boy I've done this with about 20 different hookers now and I can't stop.

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Anonymous 01/22/19(Tue)01:21:19 No.49263389 File: 1515394355212.jpg (68 KB, 600x582) >>49253115 this is some good old 4chan cooked autism, truly and genuinely wholesome. Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)21:54:56 No.4926103 File: Olivia Munn.jpg (79 KB, 591x720) Could the Khan Family Spell the End of Donald Trump? Are we in the beginning of the end of The Beginning of the End for National Journal Aud B Is This the End of I The Beginning of the End for Donald Trump Could this be the end of Donald Trump? It Has Dona Is This the End for Donald Trump The Atlantic carchive/2015/0umpe last 40 Beginning Of The End For Dor lowa is the beginning of the end for D Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)21:49:28 No.49260983 >>49253115 this is almost as autistic as that duc who kicked a ball into a goalie's face and yelled, >"ARE YOU F------ SORRY?" at the top of his lungs. kek >>49260329 Congratulations! You have won all of my keks for today! Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)11:28:42 No.49253115 ► >>49253153 >>49254294 >>49254338 >>49254480 >>49254933 >>49255880 >>49258425 >>49258537 >>49258644 >>49258688 >>49260329 >>49261031 >>49262574 >>49263276 >>49263389 >>49263688 >>49263857 >>49253024 >home gym >wanna try doing farmer walks but not enough space to move around >decide to go do it outside in the park nearby /fit/ - Fitness farmer walks in the park >load up my dumbbells with all the plates I can and go outside >literally do 360's around the playground carrying dumbbells and sweating like a pig >notice kids with their mom's staring at me from far away >realize they came to the playground but they don't wanna use it because I'm being wierd >become extremely self conscious and just go home >didn't even take a rest so I can't feel my forearms at that point >speed walk past them and blurt out "SORRY" >accidentally said it too loud and scared one of the mom's Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)21:38:59 No.49260866 >>49260329 H--------. I haven't seen OC this good in a very long time, thanks for giving me hope about this place anon Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)20:56:44 No.49260329 >>49260814 >>49260866 >>49260954 >>49260983 >>49260987 >>49260993 >>49262574 File: farmer walks in the park.jpg (216 KB, 1000x542) >>49253115 Had to be done. Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)13:31:17 No.49254480 >>49253115 /fit/ is BY FAR the best board, and its OC is unparalleled Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)13:20:12 No.49254338 File: 1537743791921.jpg (216 KB, 468x895) 12552 >>49253115 This is why /fit/ is the best board Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)23:57:31 No.49262574 >>49262615 File: 1542914218407.jpg (114 KB, 384x503) >>49253115 >>49260329 Add me to the screencap Anonymous 01/21/19(Mon)21:50:32 No.49260993 >>49260329 God bess you

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