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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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I'm a cis guy. I live with a FTM who is pulling new chicks in multiple times a week, and they also give these women the best orgasm of their life. I hear the girls scream in pleasure and beg for more, and the sex can go on for hours. The girls beg to see them again and it's killing my ego. 184 KB JPG How am I inferior to a FTM? What are they doing better than me? I'm trying to understand why women would prefer a FTM over me a cis male. I have a penis, yet I never made girls moan for hours like this. My friend literally has women begging to f--- them. What are they doing right that I'm not doing? I have tears as I type this. I

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Anonymous 04/05/18(Thu)03:50:43 No.96890087 >>96890155 >>96890171 >>96890237 >>96890262 >>96890388 > What would you do in this situation? Anonymous 04/05/18(Thu)05:23:17 No.96891977 >>96892121 Slam that p---- and turn magically retarded in front of her before disappearing.

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Anon goes outside | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 1 REPLY FOR YOU? THIS ONE IS ON THE MOUSE!! 621473894 >walk down the street >middle aged woman suddenly approaches me >immediately sense strong autistic vibrations from her >is trying to say something, but I can't hear her due to my headphones >take my headphones off and ask her to repeat herself >"Your eyebrows are ugly" >"Also your headphones are ugly, too" >I manage to get out a confused "Thank you?" >she doesn't elaborate further >leaves What kinds of games could recreate this particular variation of feelings?

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anon has a story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 815056689 124.0 kB PNG 1시간 전 ●●● Hey /b/ I need to tell you guys a story >Be me >Be working at suicide hotline >Have access to donation logs >Go through them from time to time between calls >Notice a man has made a donation of $17.50 every month, same day, for a couple years >Check to see if there's a note with the donations >They all read something like as follows "To Jason, from dad. I miss you every day" >I asked about it, turns out his son killed himself when he was really young >That money is his son's allowance Don't think that people won't miss you, or people will forget you, you are loved anon even if you don't feel it right now.

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A TENDIE POEM | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO sweetsmell.jpg, 23KiB, 224x223 I uppercut the filthy w----! He head snaps back, I watch her fall, A sickening thud as she hits the wall. Poetry Thread Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2023 07:15:17 No.893246548 I do my tribal victory dance I close her eyes, remove her pants His tendies spoiled, but full of zeal Mommy's good boy will have his meal. Bounding down the staircase dusty, Came my mommy, keen and busty. On her tray, a tendie pile Brought to make her good boy smile. But what is this, my autism flares-- How many tenderloins are there? Twenty-five on one plate, then eleven... BUT YESTERDAY THERE WERE THIRTY SEVEN! My strong arms flail, the tendies soar View Report

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12/19/22(Mon) 09:23:35 No.71458204 >have liquid in cup >put item in cup >theres more liquid now that flows out of cup literally how

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Anon loses weight. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Reasom 02/27/23(Mon)03:07:07 No.72376883 >pizza arrives >take a bite >be me >used to weigh 300 pounds >decided to get my life together and lose weight >worked hard and lost 100 pounds last year >feelsgoodman.jpg 380 KB PNG >decide to celebrate by treating myself to a pizza >order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese >can't wait to dig in >it tastes like cardboard with ketchup and cheese on top >realize I haven't eaten junk food in so long that my taste buds have changed >can't even enjoy my celebratory pizza >mfw have to celebrate with some celery sticks and a glass of water

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/pol/417710624/ /pol/417710624 Anonymous dIMHDCoi 7 minutes ago 2 REPLIES Anonymous 4gYJYIKB 3 minutes ago Google M C: radio frequency side effects what are radio frequency side effects >>417710624 (OP) It effect ability to REDEEEEEEEEEMMMM! 417710624 417710995 ●●●

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: Anonymous DONE 78 KB JPG 05/11/21(Tue)16:38:33 No.63628255 >tip $1,200 to female streamer >she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game

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Anonymous À 34 KB JPG 03/28/21(Sun)21:07:25 No.62950365 >hire a h----- >tell her I'm a virgin >not actually a virgin, have had plenty of sex >but when she thinks it's my first time, she's very gentle and sensual, and I get to act nervous and submissive, which really turns me on >when I act all amazed when I touch boobs "for the first time", it actually feels more special to me >I love how caring she is and how she takes the lead if she thinks she's deflowering me >when I finish, she cuddles with me and calls me a good boy I've done this with about 20 different hookers now and I can't stop.

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Anonymous HAHAHA I'VE HAD ENOUGH! 02/26/23(Sun)18:28:50 No.72374689 14C955AE-6287-41EE-B1A7-CD4657743A30.jpg 575 KB JPG >wanna do uber eats >too shy to take a picture of my face Well, f---. Normgrels gatekeeping financial freedom once again.

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Anon doesn't understand mailboxes | /r/Greentext

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