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Anonymous 04/05/18(Thu)03:50:43 No.96890087 >>96890155 >>96890171 >>96890237 >>96890262 >>96890388 > What would you do in this situation? Anonymous 04/05/18(Thu)05:23:17 No.96891977 >>96892121 Slam that p---- and turn magically retarded in front of her before disappearing.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 1 hour ago 1 REPLY FOR YOU? THIS ONE IS ON THE MOUSE!! 621473894 >walk down the street >middle aged woman suddenly approaches me >immediately sense strong autistic vibrations from her >is trying to say something, but I can't hear her due to my headphones >take my headphones off and ask her to repeat herself >"Your eyebrows are ugly" >"Also your headphones are ugly, too" >I manage to get out a confused "Thank you?" >she doesn't elaborate further >leaves What kinds of games could recreate this particular variation of feelings?

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Anonymous 815056689 124.0 kB PNG 1시간 전 ●●● Hey /b/ I need to tell you guys a story >Be me >Be working at suicide hotline >Have access to donation logs >Go through them from time to time between calls >Notice a man has made a donation of $17.50 every month, same day, for a couple years >Check to see if there's a note with the donations >They all read something like as follows "To Jason, from dad. I miss you every day" >I asked about it, turns out his son killed himself when he was really young >That money is his son's allowance Don't think that people won't miss you, or people will forget you, you are loved anon even if you don't feel it right now.

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A TENDIE POEM | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO sweetsmell.jpg, 23KiB, 224x223 I uppercut the filthy w----! He head snaps back, I watch her fall, A sickening thud as she hits the wall. Poetry Thread Anonymous Wed 25 Jan 2023 07:15:17 No.893246548 I do my tribal victory dance I close her eyes, remove her pants His tendies spoiled, but full of zeal Mommy's good boy will have his meal. Bounding down the staircase dusty, Came my mommy, keen and busty. On her tray, a tendie pile Brought to make her good boy smile. But what is this, my autism flares-- How many tenderloins are there? Twenty-five on one plate, then eleven... BUT YESTERDAY THERE WERE THIRTY SEVEN! My strong arms flail, the tendies soar View Report

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12/19/22(Mon) 09:23:35 No.71458204 >have liquid in cup >put item in cup >theres more liquid now that flows out of cup literally how

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Anon loses weight. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Reasom 02/27/23(Mon)03:07:07 No.72376883 >pizza arrives >take a bite >be me >used to weigh 300 pounds >decided to get my life together and lose weight >worked hard and lost 100 pounds last year >feelsgoodman.jpg 380 KB PNG >decide to celebrate by treating myself to a pizza >order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese >can't wait to dig in >it tastes like cardboard with ketchup and cheese on top >realize I haven't eaten junk food in so long that my taste buds have changed >can't even enjoy my celebratory pizza >mfw have to celebrate with some celery sticks and a glass of water

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/pol/417710624/ /pol/417710624 Anonymous dIMHDCoi 7 minutes ago 2 REPLIES Anonymous 4gYJYIKB 3 minutes ago Google M C: radio frequency side effects what are radio frequency side effects >>417710624 (OP) It effect ability to REDEEEEEEEEEMMMM! 417710624 417710995 ●●●

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: Anonymous DONE 78 KB JPG 05/11/21(Tue)16:38:33 No.63628255 >tip $1,200 to female streamer >she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game

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Anonymous À 34 KB JPG 03/28/21(Sun)21:07:25 No.62950365 >hire a h----- >tell her I'm a virgin >not actually a virgin, have had plenty of sex >but when she thinks it's my first time, she's very gentle and sensual, and I get to act nervous and submissive, which really turns me on >when I act all amazed when I touch boobs "for the first time", it actually feels more special to me >I love how caring she is and how she takes the lead if she thinks she's deflowering me >when I finish, she cuddles with me and calls me a good boy I've done this with about 20 different hookers now and I can't stop.

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Anon wants to do Uber Eats | /r/Greentext

Anonymous HAHAHA I'VE HAD ENOUGH! 02/26/23(Sun)18:28:50 No.72374689 14C955AE-6287-41EE-B1A7-CD4657743A30.jpg 575 KB JPG >wanna do uber eats >too shy to take a picture of my face Well, f---. Normgrels gatekeeping financial freedom once again.

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Anon doesn't understand mailboxes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 644 KB JPG 04/19/22(Tue)00:14:47 No.876550 >go to work >come home >mailbox is magically full of letters from "real people" no way anyone actually believes this st

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Take the femboy pill, anon. It's your best hope. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)13:04:33 No.65378421 27 KB JPG >be me(5¹7) >met up with friends two days ago >one of them is a 5'1 girl, very petite >noticed she was wearing heels, 4-5 inches give or take >she gets up from her seat and we are almost eye-to eye, maybe she is slightly taller >goes in for a hug >had to slightly tiptoe to hug her >completely distraught for the rest of the evening >measure myself when I get home >barely 5'5.5 Imagine getting heightmogged by a girl who weighs like 115 lbs.

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Anon leaked the next spiderman movie plot | /r/Greentext

20211119_060819.jpg 186 KB JPG *peter parker enters j.jonah jameson office* >i got the spiderman pictures mr jameson *jonah throw the divorce papers away and quickly grab the pics from peter hand* >ahhh yes peter these are the pictures.. i was waiting for, look at his huge c---, god i bet when he masturbate he need both hands to grab it, yeees *peter takes the pictures from jonah hand* >not so fast mr jameson, this is naked spiderman, i want triple the money this time >and you shall get it peter, now GIVE THEM BACK!! *peter hand them back* >leave peter, and close the door.. *5 minutes later* *spiderman watching jonah masturbating from the window, jonah doesn't realise* >oh gosh spidey why don't you just start an onlyfans, i hate you so much ahhhhh *spiderman break the window and barge into the office with a HUGE boner* >why start an onlyfans when i only need one guy? and that's you silly *jonah stand up* >shall we begin spidey? *hardcore gay sex on the desk* >ahh yes spiderman kill my ass like that thug killed your uncle *spiderman shed a single tear, but continued f------ for 30 minutes* >that was amazing spidey >you were also amazing jonah, but can you do something for me? >anything spidey... >i want to you publish... *spiderman whisper it into jonah ear* >no problem *the next day people get the newspaper* the main headline: spiderman is amazing at sex, and he have a HUGE c--- FIN

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Anonymous 04/05/18(Thu)03:50:43 No.96890087 >>96890155 >>96890171 >>96890237 >>96890262 >>96890388 > What would you do in this situation? Anonymous 04/05/18(Thu)05:23:17 No.96891977 >>96892121 Slam that p---- and turn magically retarded in front of her before disappearing.

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