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: Anonymous 02/14/23(Tue)01:31:59 No.72213379 293vpw.png 467 KB PNG >friend adamant on hanging out with me on valentine's day what did she mean by this? : Anonymous >>72213379 (OP) # >friend kill yourself you p------------ 02/14/23(Tue)01:38:11 No.72213436 : Anonymous kidney, she wants your kidney, anon 02/14/23(Tue)01:41:41 No.72213471

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon is cured of inceldom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)02:21:04 No.72207626 [1] [Reply] >>72209362 >>72207951 >>72208612 >>72208614 >>72210775 I met a dude off grindr and took his c--- for like 3 hours straight. I think he f----- the incel and misogyny out of me unironically, I feel none of the hate or bitterness I usually do. -21 posts and 6 image replies shown. Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)03:02:29 No.72207904 >>72210286 >>72210618 >>72207924 >>72207949 >>72208004 >>72208061 >>72208186 >>72208612 >>72207647 I'm not good at greentexting Anon >matched with a guy V >hes kind of normie tier but otherwise attractive and only a bit older than me >we agreed to do it in a hotel >it was extremely awkward when we got to the room >we sat on the bed and had drinks pretty much for like half an hour >alcohol makes my head feel fuzzy and nice and i get less inhibited >start getting really touchy with him, rubbing against him etc >he reciprocates >we go from mind numbing smalltalk to desperate groping in literal seconds >i end up with my head between his legs >heart nearly exploded when i got his c--- out, ive always wanted to have a fat d--- in my face desu >blew him for a while, at some point he starts just ramming my head down and using me like an onahole >i came just from rubbing against my underwear during this and kind of got post nut regret, he just kept r----- my face though and im too much of a pushover to make him stop now >he just c--- inside, doesnt even have the courtesy to ask if its okay >the consistency and salty taste are super nasty but i gulp it all down because i dont want to offend him >awkward post nut conversation, we drink more >we both agree that we've had enough for tonight, while im getting cleaned up he walks into the bathroom >starts dry humping me like a horny dog from behind, i instantly get crazy horny again >he just grabs me by the arm and leads me onto the bed >i dont have an ounce of resistance at this point, extremely drunk at this point too >i just lay on my back and open my legs like a good boy >he makes me slobber on his c--- first >mounts me >i try to relax but im literally about to lose my virginity to a man, by taking it up the ass no less >he pushes it in eventually >it feels extremely violating and a bit uncomfortable but also really good >i get used to his c--- and it starts feeling amazing >repeat "im not gay" in my head like a mantra to soothe myself >rest of the night is me being a brainless drunk f------ for him

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Anon doesn't like heliocentrism | /r/Greentext

Heliocentrism >be me >be a stupid noob >be 10 yo Geocentrism >be in public school >get taught the galileo fairy tale about the evil church suppressing the herioic genius scientist >be angry at church for being evil >become atheist as revenge >anti-authoritarian as f >academic performance falters >be a total badass, no rules, eventually start dealing drugs in high school, using high iq alone to evade the law >steal a maserati just for the f--- of it one day, drive it around until its almost out of gas >barely graduate high school >still manage to get into college on strength of SAT/ ACT performance >college is legitimately intellectually challenging/ stimulating, get 4.0 back for the first time since early elementary school >study physics >learn aspects of the galileo tale in greater detail >realize its all just coordinate swaps >read galileo trial documents >galileo's argument: heliocentrism is real because i'm not good enough at math to understand coordinate system swaps >pontif's argument: geo and helicentrism is the same s---, its just coordinate swaps bro, teach both versions if you like, teach lunarcentrism too if you want, but don't attempt to discredit the bible with an ignorant, singleminded focus on heliocentrism >pontif (also serving as judge and jury): i win, galileo is permab& because he is too retarded to be allowed in pubic >realize i'd been duped into a life of crime by intentionally misleading public school lies why did they do this to me? 11m (2/13 10:11) · 15199246 We should go back to epicycles, its got so much more panache than gravitational models of the solar system. OP picrel right just looks better than left

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Anon tries to manscape | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Story time 17 KB JPG 02/13/23 (Mon)10:59:35 No.894302482 >Be me, 12 year old anon >Be in my mum's bathroom >See her hairstraightener >Look down at my curly pubes >Idea.png >Plug in hairstraightener >Wait for it to heat up >Attempt to straighten my pubes >Accidentally touch groin with the straightener >Holyfuckthishurts.wav >Still remember it to this day >Pic related

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Anon has a conversation with God | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)09:29:59 No.72210267 2009090 download.jpg 485 KB JPG >DON'T FAP TO THIS FEMBOY I GAVE THE GENETICS TO BE OVERTLY FEMININE AND SEXUALLY APPEALING OR ELSE YOU'RE GOING TO HELL. OKAY? : Anonymous >>72210267 (OP) # Ok god I won't do it, I promise you 02/13/23 (Mon) 09:31:07 No.72210281

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Anon predicts an aviation disaster | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: YbG90Y1u)= NOW THIS NowThis News 11 hours ago 02/11/23(Sat) 08:11:25 No.415718887 For the first time, the group of pilots performing the Super Bowl's pregame flyover will all be women. This year's flyover is designed to honor 50 years of women flying in the U.S. Navy. Read more: https://go.nowth.is/3XOZOWV 3.9K All-woman crew to perform flyover at Super Bowl for first time ever Subscribe 167609878438112054.jpg 562 KB JPG Predict the death toll LIVIS NOW THIS Icon Sports Wire via Getty Images 1.3K

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anons sister uses the toilet | /r/Greentext

File: 7D5FCB9E-4B51-4AD4-B415-C(...).jpg (30 KB, 439x392) Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)14:45:53 No.72208587 [Reply] ► >be me >home alone with my little sister >hear a shout from upstairs >ANON THE TOILET IS BROKEN >enter bathroom >seat is down >sister is no where to be seen >lift the lid >greeted by what is probably the biggest turd that I'll ever seen >did a 300lb man break into our house just to use the toilet? >I'm in total awe at the size of monster log >it looks like something that would be hung from a Mandingo or a donkey >how did this fit inside my sisters tiny body? >and how am I going to even start unbeaching this whale? >flush the toilet out of sheer desperation >it disappears straight away >pass sister in the hall >she says nothing just gives me a smug look w-- was she trying to intimidate me

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Anon was thanked in japanese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 375 KB JPG >why : Anonymous KONNICHIMA, PUDE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPECIFIC ANIVAN TYPES BECAUSE I PIS ALE ASIAN CHICKS 01/14/23(Sat)23:10:04 No.71820791 THEY'RE SO POCILE AND TIGHT CAN YOU HOOK MS UP? >be me,asian >work at a bar >meet friendly white customer >he's of around the same age, early 20s : Anonymous : Anonymous >>71820791 (OP) # take revenge and kamikaze his house 96 KB JPG >when he was leaving he bowed and thanked me in japanese >i'm not japanese : Anonymous >>71820791 (OP) # You should behead him with your katana for his dishonorable display. 01/14/23(Sat)23:22:13 No.71820889 01/14/23(Sat)23:28:25 No.71820943 01/14/23(Sat)23:42:15 No.71821076 01/14/23(Sat)23:43:39 No.71821096 >>71820791 (OP) # You got konnichiwa-dude'd

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Anon dislikes women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I HATE WOMEN! I HATE WOMEN! I (...) 21 KB JPG 07/20/21(Tue)21:46:18 No.64646753 I GODDAMN f------ HATE women so GODDAMN f------ much! F--- these insufferable parasitical vermin and the cocks they rode in on! I HATE WOMEN. There, I said it. I DETEST wo-men. This world would be orders of magnitude better without wo- men. I foresee a future in which forgotten men rise up and wage a genocidal war against the wo-men of Earth. I truly do, without women: >There would be no war >There would be no poverty >There would be no materialism >There would be no forgotten castoff men >There would be no suicide >There would be no disease (women are notoriously unhygienic and are incubators of myriad diseases) >There would be no p---------- >There would be no bullying. 16 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous >>64646753 (OP) # How to tell OP is a f-----, exhibit A: View Thread 07/20/21(Tue)22:18:30 No.64647176

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Anon ain't your typical black | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12 KB JPG 01/31/23(Tue)04:57:29 No.893559971 >be the only black guy in the majority of classes all through school >sit next to qt white girl >one day asks "why aren't you like normal black people" >get mad and ask what she means >"you know like loud" >class lets out and immediately see two black people fighting >oh

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Anon chats a fat chick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 02/13/23(Mon )08:09:38 No.72207555 >chat with a fat chick online who claims to be lesbian >just have a platonic relationship for the most part >after some months we are on a regular call and she suddenly begins audibly masturbating >realize i was tricked into a false sense of security by her lesbian facade >clever girl.gif >simp mode activated >trade nudes with her >tell her i love her and will fly across the country to f--- her >start sorting out finances to make that possible >at some point we have a random argument i barely even remember >she goes MIA on me >send messages for about a week still no response >heartbroken but accept that I got bamboozled and ghosted >about 4 months have pasted now >hop on the social media i made just to message her so i can delete it >got a message back over a month ago >she says she just lost her phone Is she telling the truth? Should I engage again or is it another trap?

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Anon meets fembot. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Par duran tele din 02/13/23(Mon)16:01:25 No.72207894 >Meet fembot on /r9k/ >Add her on Discord >She is actually super interesting >I love her personality >Talk everyday >Make plans to meet up >We exchange pics 207 KB JPG >She is like a 4/10 >F---!

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Anon copes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/19(Mon)13:19:55 No.53383210 1518595454015.jpg 47 KB JPG Being ugly is Gods way of protecting us from sexual immorality. : Anonymous >>53383210 (OP) # This might just be the cope of the century. 07/15/19(Mon)13:20:26 No.53383224 >>53383249 # >>53383266 # >>53383409 #

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