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Myhonestreactiontothatinf(...).png (61 KB, 395x384) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 09/24/23(Sun)16:21:21 No.74843394 ✓ Why white people don't beat they kids? >be over at white friend's house to play videogames >sitting in the living room, he goes to his bedroom then comes back out and straight to the kitchen >dude starts yelling at his mom for cleaning his room >mom keeps saying some b------- like she'll ground him or take away his allowance >barrage of insults persist and he calls her a w---- >hear s--- being thrown around like pots and pans, screams echoing >hear his mom apologize >friend comes back like nothing happened >mfw sitting there listening to this b------- Y'all n----- need to start whooping your kids. Ain't nun but some disrespect in this generation that's how I learned to treat my mama right.

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The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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DURR 345 KB PNG 归 38 >be korea, the most soulless country on the planet >somehow keep producing endless kino after kino after kino for decades now How? Their music and shows and culture are so s---, but how do they keep succeeding in the film department?

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Perfectly Imperfect | /r/Greentext

2h (9/24 14:56) · 74842069 · 6 Re - 1 Img PNG 122KB (400 × 400) IMG_6096.png 2 Replies >Piano teacher who is cute but 10 years older than me likes me ●●● >Still a 23yo khv F--- my s--- up ⠀ >Best friends little sister likes me but hes being a retard about it so I cant date her

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From Subreddits to Threads | /r/Greentext

2h (9/24 13:33) 906575748 2 Re. 0 Img PNG 282KB (432 x 432) ugh.png 2 Replies • >be me >redditard and twittertard no other social media >only saw 4chan through r/greentext >goes to /b/ >holyshit.mp3 im balls deep in the rabbithole now Anons, is killing myself the only way out? • 2h (9/24 13:35) 906575780 >>906575748 (OP) yes also use .flac it has better audio quality thank me 18r : 59m (9/24 14:42) 906577787 >>906575748 (OP) Shut the f--- up newfag nobody cares :

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Innocence Lost | /r/Greentext

3h (9/24 12:33)-74841276 · 11 Re-2 Img PNG 130KB (887 × 968) IMG_9010.png 4 Replies • >go to the score to pick up my happy pills >cute college girl in front of me with a juicy fat ass in front of me at the parking lot >only one entrance so not sure what to do >slow down >she slows down >speed up >she speeds up >awkward >cant pass her so have to stay behind her >nice juicy piece of ass so admire it without being suspicious >can tell shes uncomfortable with me behind her >keep walking ... >pharmacy is on the same direction she's going >feels like Im following her around the store >she starts to panic and start speed walking >i dont know what else to do so continue going my way with her in front of me until I reach the pharmacy The w---- probably thought I was going to r--- her or something. But if I would've been a Chad she probably would've stopped and asked for my number. F------ w----.

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I didn't knew Disney changed the original dialogue again | /r/Greentext

File: 95ECA2C2-89F6-46B7-9144-7().jpg (91 KB, 481x481) Anonymous 12/13/22 (Tue)16:33:35 No.177860513 [Reply] >*in the rebel base* >rebel trooper in the background: this man is dying! Quick, somebody, an IV! >luke: you know, things blur together in this war, if only there was something new... >han: yeah I know what you mean, the monotony of these star wars. >rebel trooper in the background: IV! >luke: ...a new hope... Woah... 1 reply omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue)16:36:45 >>177860561 Sorry I didn't know there were medical droids in the base. And I only heard British voices from 3P0 and beeps from R2, so I figured it was a human No.177860616 Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue) 16:41:29 No. 177860781 Bump Anonymous 12/13/22(Tue)16:48:35 No. 177860990 >>177861225 File: Car2-0.jpg (43 KB, 377x512) >We'll be safe here... until the Empire strikes back How did he do it?

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What did she mean by this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu)02:11:00 No.172524057 >>172524110 File: 1665367907325018.jpg (43 KB, 750x750) wait til guys find out why girls hug them over the shoulders Will we ever find out what she meant by this?

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Friendship's Deceit | /r/Greentext

Seen 44m (9/24 9:05). 906565982 3 Re1 Img JPG 32KB (720 × 861) FB_IMG_1660356377375.jpg Uncuckable > be on social media > see old elementary school friends > she taught me to tie my shoes > posting about how became homeless through a bad breakup > oh f---.jpg > reach out to her and ask if she's alright > says she had just enough money to feed her dog > in a homeless shelter and hasn't eaten all day > Etransfer her $50 and say "please eat" > "OMG THANK YOU ANON YOU'RE THE BEST" > a month goes by > get notification from my bank > "your etransfer to Anonette has timed out so we're sending it back to you" > ask her what happened > "Oh someone at the shelter stole my phone, sorry" > send her the $50 again > timed out again > half a year goes by > see her on socials again : > she's back to posting bathing Suit selfies by the pool like nothing happened > wut Either she's full of s--- or one of us is stupid

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Anon had an awkward interaction at work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 07/01/23 (Sat)14:52:29 No.73867753 Wagie thread? >Be me >Work at McDonald's and don't talk to anyone >On fryers one day when coworker approaches me >"Hey anon, what's fresh?" >"Nothing much, how about you?" He was on break and wanted some chicken.

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Anonymous 765 KB PNG 09/22/18(Sat)21:16:31 No.48287782 >7 year old cousin is over >She wants to play the PS4 in my room >Mom tells me to "keep the door open" What the f--- did she mean by this? 37 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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In Search of Intimacy | /r/Greentext

Let's be friends with book benefits. someecards 2h (9/23 13:55) 74830388 12 Re1 Img JPG 15KB (320 × 234) wtfarebooks.jpg >we are only friends >sad . how do I make her into a friends with benefits? >be me >get a girl >she has little time next to uni >she is pretty >not busty, but pretty >my friends kinda pressuring me to get the "friend with benefit card" >kinda thinking about it >never did something like this So how do I do it? ●●●● :

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IT'S OVER? I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL 2h (9/23 23:40) - 29819078 2 Re-0 Img JPG 1MB (1929 × 3463) 1694948319684827.jpg Girl who wanted me to make a move >8-9/10 guy but been ugly most of my life so have zero game with women >I'm also very quiet ⠀ >extremely cute tomboyish girl is in my relative friend circle (friend of a friend of a friend but hangs with us) starts looking at me a lot >she has this taller handsome athlete boyfriend who's kind of a geek >She progressively starts making more and more aggressive moves to try and get me to talk to her >I always remain completely silent and still every time she comes near me >Yesterday, she came up from behind me in a conversation I was in and joined the conversation and I suddenly went completely silent What should I do here? She actually seems really cool and sweet so I'm confused as to why she's doing this in the first place when she basically already has the manifestation of Chad. I also have no game with women, so if someone could give me a transcript, that would be nice.

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Anon reminisces | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/21(Thu)00:34:24 No.63222122 >>63220698 (OP) # >6 >just started using a pc >played first vidya ever with my dad (first harry potter) >excited about going to school next year 1.12 MB JPG >running around all summer >reading comics and books whenever I'm not outside >want to be a secret agent or an archeologist >know nothing about the world I wouldn't say I miss these days, but I sure was miles happier then

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