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Heliocentrism >be me >be a stupid noob >be 10 yo Geocentrism >be in public school >get taught the galileo fairy tale about the evil church suppressing the herioic genius scientist >be angry at church for being evil >become atheist as revenge >anti-authoritarian as f >academic performance falters >be a total badass, no rules, eventually start dealing drugs in high school, using high iq alone to evade the law >steal a maserati just for the f--- of it one day, drive it around until its almost out of gas >barely graduate high school >still manage to get into college on strength of SAT/ ACT performance >college is legitimately intellectually challenging/ stimulating, get 4.0 back for the first time since early elementary school >study physics >learn aspects of the galileo tale in greater detail >realize its all just coordinate swaps >read galileo trial documents >galileo's argument: heliocentrism is real because i'm not good enough at math to understand coordinate system swaps >pontif's argument: geo and helicentrism is the same s---, its just coordinate swaps bro, teach both versions if you like, teach lunarcentrism too if you want, but don't attempt to discredit the bible with an ignorant, singleminded focus on heliocentrism >pontif (also serving as judge and jury): i win, galileo is permab& because he is too retarded to be allowed in pubic >realize i'd been duped into a life of crime by intentionally misleading public school lies why did they do this to me? 11m (2/13 10:11) · 15199246 We should go back to epicycles, its got so much more panache than gravitational models of the solar system. OP picrel right just looks better than left

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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