![File: 7D5FCB9E-4B51-4AD4-B415-C(...).jpg (30 KB, 439x392) Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)14:45:53 No.72208587 [Reply] ► >be me >home alone with my little sister >hear a shout from upstairs >ANON THE TOILET IS BROKEN >enter bathroom >seat is down >sister is no where to be seen >lift the lid >greeted by what is probably the biggest turd that I'll ever seen >did a 300lb man break into our house just to use the toilet? >I'm in total awe at the size of monster log >it looks like something that would be hung from a Mandingo or a donkey >how did this fit inside my sisters tiny body? >and how am I going to even start unbeaching this whale? >flush the toilet out of sheer desperation >it disappears straight away >pass sister in the hall >she says nothing just gives me a smug look w-- was she trying to intimidate me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/532/007/0fd.png "anons sister uses the toilet | /r/Greentext")
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
