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No.87571996 11 hours ago Germany >Jurgen WHY THE F--- CANT YOU JUST WRITE JUERGEN ITS F------ JUERGEN IF YOU DONT HAVE AN UMLAUT HIS NAME IS NOT JURGEN 25 replies No.87572151 11 hours ago Israel >>87571996 how about killing yourself you disgusting germ*n 24 replies No.87572244 11 hours ago Germany >>87572151 how about you leave through the chimney like your grandpa 32 replies

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 175 KB PNG 02/06/23 (Mon)15:24:39 No.893917217 > be americans living in land of the "free" > food not free > not free to marry or bang sister > no free health care > eagle not even free to eat human baby > criminals not free to leave prison whenever they want > not free to j------- to any nsfw material you want > not free to marry your dog > forced to use non-free software for your job > current "free"dom of speach is being removed by trannies > you are free to cut off your d--- tho Imao your country is everything but free

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She already fucked him. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/17/21 (Wed)06:05:42 No.66190506 >gf proposed a once-a-year cheat- "coupon" for both of us >told her its a dogshit idea and i hate it >she got really f------ upset and kept trying to convince me >told her ill think about it and tell her tomorrow 62 KB JPG Alright bros should I dump her? She expresses open intent to have sex with someone other than me. Everything thinks about f------ other people Im aware of that but you know what I mean. If I say no she'll f--- another guy behind my back and I refuse to get cucked. Opinions? I dont think this relationship will be healthy from now on, this stupid w---- is gonna ruin everything

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Now that is a Battle for Bikini Bottom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 04/11/21(Sun)19:03:21 No.63170875 >be me >19 y/o guy >gf and i start getting touchy for the first time >she suddenly stops >"ill be right back anon" >she ducks into the bathroom >start getting bored >15 minutes and shes still in there >turn on the tv >spongebob >girlfriend comes back out in lingere >she tries to get me horny again >too distracted by spongebob i f------ love spongebob

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Anonymous 94 KB JPG 21 02/05/23(Sun)21:56:50 No.72110743 >tfw start wageslaving full time tomorrow

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anon goes to ohio | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 02/05/23(Sun)14:26:41 No.2402417 >be me, born and raised in sault MI >largest population center in like 200mi, have never been anywhere else >imagine how wonderful other places in the world are >flash forward to last month, visit ohio cause i hear good things from fudgies >everyone is fat and stupid >monolingual >"syrup" is literally just sugar sludge >play football instead of hockey, refs cry and s--- their pants at the sight of blood >barely anyone has ever been skiing, they call me rich for regularly attending local trail >uninspired protestant churches instead of beautifully intricate catholic architecture >no glorious freighters traversing the tourist corpse filled waters of st. mary's river, just nepo rich kids on a speedboat in a polluted lake >no dispensaries or casinos >bud light or bust, apparently >candy shops and *REAL* ice cream parlors are a rarity >no greek restaurants, pizza is trash >regularly get f----- over by state gov, never riot, just allow themselves to get cucked how have we been in a feud with ohio for so long when we are obviously superior?

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That sounds like when a grandmother says “that’s nice honey” to you | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 268 KB JPG 10/04/21(Mon)12:03:42 No.65633274 >have 6.75/10 chubby butterface gf >tiny fat boobs you can cup in your hands, but 10/10 nips+areolas, like genetically perfect form >foreplaying and i decide to play with them >rub both of them in 7 million ways, no noticeable change in her behavior >stop kissing her and go for a kiss on a nip once >she gestures for me to go suck it >nonstop about 5 minutes of slurping it >no change in her behavior, it feels like i'm pestering a simple mass of tissue >eventually stop >still no change in her attitude >ask her if i did well >she puts a giant grin on her face and goes "you did perfect" what the f--- just happened?

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/pol/ discusses Ukrainian mobilization | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: aktqdyTb IS S H Department for Levelling Up, Housing & Communities Jam United Kingdom LEVEL HP MP LP ATK DEF SPD gee Sponsor (Host) Ipswich 02/05/23(Sun)15:33:28 No.414941532 Dear refugee host, Embassy of Ukraine inquiry to the UK governmen on precising the Ukrainian refugee status This letter is intended as notification that the Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities and the Home Office of the UK Government under the Inquiry of the Embassy of Ukraine in the United Kingdom URGES the Ukrainian refugee sponsor (host) to PROVIDE the respective authority by letter or by e-mail with the following data: 1) Whether the sponsor hosts or hosted a Ukrainian refugee(s) 2) Whether there is (are) a male person(s) among the refugees aged 18 plus 3) In case a male person(s) left the residence, report his (their) possible location and other available information 4) A male Ukrainian(s) aged 18 plus personal info: name, surname, middle name, age, current location of residence. : Anonymous (ID: vaoiYR4r RESULT The sponsor MUST urge refugee residents to visit the Embassy of Ukraine in the United Kingdom to SPECIFY their personal data individually. Failure to do so MIGHT result in a lower financial benefit for the sponsor. With every good wish, >You escaped Ukraine? >You are a refugee? >Come back and die for Greater Israel >First warning Rt Hon Michael Gove MP Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities Minister for Intergovernmental Relations Rt Hon Michael Gove MP Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities and Minister for Intergovernmental Relations Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities 4th Floor, Fry Building 2 Marsham Street London SW1P 4DF Email: report@levellingup.gov.uk Next 2 Michel Conven And the west are still defending u*raine That's actually scary 25 +1 20 +2 22 +1 12 +0 7 8 >>414942798 # >>414942825 # >>414943918 # >>414946527 # >>414950285 # : Anonymous (ID: QAwt+gHP 2009 1675590339319298.jpg 115 KB JPG 30 January 2023 02/05/23(Sun)15:36:51 No.414941732 >>414941532 (OP) # >Department for leveling up 02/05/23(Sun)15:36:54 No.414941734 : Anonymous (ID: QZZXOSEL Atelier-Meruru-The-Apprentice-of-Arland_2012_02-06- 12_020.jpg 184 KB JPG LEVEL UP!! >>414944355 # >>414944872 # >>414945346 # >>414946162 # >>414946631 # >>414950142 # >>414950714 # >>414950935 # >>414951130 # >>414941532 (OP) # >MIGHT lower benefits. Top kek Britain has no balls. 02/05/23(Sun)15:37:02 No.414941746

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⠀ DO NOT TRUST ANYONE WHO GREENTEXTS LIKE PICREL DO NOT TRUST ANYONE WHO GREENT(...) > S 8 KB JPG 1 Reply 02/05/23(Sun)17:13:36 No.415016500 Usually these f------ are for gun control, China, n------, trannies, vaccines, and everything else s----- on this p------------ website. Anonymous (ID: M5xmyZWR) [+] View Thread 02/05/23(Sun)17:15:06 No.415016657 >>415016500 (OP) # > S someone post cp and nuke this thread

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Anon's drinking habits | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/23(Sun)16:50:01 No.72107138 wp6408913.jpg 200 KB JPG > wake up > have coffee with liquor and Irish cream just to make myself able to start my remote job > begin to feel dread as the very light buzz wears off > sometimes have one (1) beer at lunch (like the euros do with wine) > begin drinking as soon as I clock out, to when I go to sleep, sometimes as low as 4 drinks, usually around 6 or 7, sometimes 10 or 11 uhhh am I an alcoholic? I really don't want to go to AA .I don't want to live without alcohol?

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Anon helps his mom. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/23(Mon)13:23:06 No.72115778 >Be me >Helping my mom recover her Facebook on her 2014 phone >Sees a picture of her with my late dad, haven't seen his face in years >2014 2gb ram budget phone 5 KB JPG starts to choke >Scroll to her friends list accidentally >Bunch of shirtless men and even a basedjak looking mf >related image

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Anon can’t find girls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 489 KB PNG 02/05/23(Sun)15:06:31 No.72111555 Where the f--- are you even supposed to meet women to date? >All the local hobbies groups are 99% male and the girls there are either d---- or taken >Women aren't in bookstores or libraries that's a meme >They aren't hanging out in local parks >I have been to Catholic, Orthodox and protestant churches >Every single time the population of those churches are either young guys or old folks >Not a single young woman in sight >The ones that go to clubs/bars are mega sluts >You get zero responses on dating apps as regular or below average guy My retard gen Xer father keeps telling me "to go for it" BUT WHERE? BUT HOW? When I have been on dates with zoomer and millennial girls they are so socially retarded. You can be as friendly and confident as you like, but these modern females will hate you for the most arbitrary and random reasons.

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: Stormy, Cheery Knight 395 KB PNG 02/05/23(Sun)17:53:31 No.72111385 >finally get some fresh new kicks >wore beat up Timberlands for years >wear new shoes >people immediately start treating me better r9k incel bros... were we simply shoecels all along?

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