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: Anonymous 268 KB JPG 10/04/21(Mon)12:03:42 No.65633274 >have 6.75/10 chubby butterface gf >tiny fat boobs you can cup in your hands, but 10/10 nips+areolas, like genetically perfect form >foreplaying and i decide to play with them >rub both of them in 7 million ways, no noticeable change in her behavior >stop kissing her and go for a kiss on a nip once >she gestures for me to go suck it >nonstop about 5 minutes of slurping it >no change in her behavior, it feels like i'm pestering a simple mass of tissue >eventually stop >still no change in her attitude >ask her if i did well >she puts a giant grin on her face and goes "you did perfect" what the f--- just happened?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: aktqdyTb IS S H Department for Levelling Up, Housing & Communities Jam United Kingdom LEVEL HP MP LP ATK DEF SPD gee Sponsor (Host) Ipswich 02/05/23(Sun)15:33:28 No.414941532 Dear refugee host, Embassy of Ukraine inquiry to the UK governmen on precising the Ukrainian refugee status This letter is intended as notification that the Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities and the Home Office of the UK Government under the Inquiry of the Embassy of Ukraine in the United Kingdom URGES the Ukrainian refugee sponsor (host) to PROVIDE the respective authority by letter or by e-mail with the following data: 1) Whether the sponsor hosts or hosted a Ukrainian refugee(s) 2) Whether there is (are) a male person(s) among the refugees aged 18 plus 3) In case a male person(s) left the residence, report his (their) possible location and other available information 4) A male Ukrainian(s) aged 18 plus personal info: name, surname, middle name, age, current location of residence. : Anonymous (ID: vaoiYR4r RESULT The sponsor MUST urge refugee residents to visit the Embassy of Ukraine in the United Kingdom to SPECIFY their personal data individually. Failure to do so MIGHT result in a lower financial benefit for the sponsor. With every good wish, >You escaped Ukraine? >You are a refugee? >Come back and die for Greater Israel >First warning Rt Hon Michael Gove MP Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities Minister for Intergovernmental Relations Rt Hon Michael Gove MP Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities and Minister for Intergovernmental Relations Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities 4th Floor, Fry Building 2 Marsham Street London SW1P 4DF Email: report@levellingup.gov.uk Next 2 Michel Conven And the west are still defending u*raine That's actually scary 25 +1 20 +2 22 +1 12 +0 7 8 >>414942798 # >>414942825 # >>414943918 # >>414946527 # >>414950285 # : Anonymous (ID: QAwt+gHP 2009 1675590339319298.jpg 115 KB JPG 30 January 2023 02/05/23(Sun)15:36:51 No.414941732 >>414941532 (OP) # >Department for leveling up 02/05/23(Sun)15:36:54 No.414941734 : Anonymous (ID: QZZXOSEL Atelier-Meruru-The-Apprentice-of-Arland_2012_02-06- 12_020.jpg 184 KB JPG LEVEL UP!! >>414944355 # >>414944872 # >>414945346 # >>414946162 # >>414946631 # >>414950142 # >>414950714 # >>414950935 # >>414951130 # >>414941532 (OP) # >MIGHT lower benefits. Top kek Britain has no balls. 02/05/23(Sun)15:37:02 No.414941746

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⠀ DO NOT TRUST ANYONE WHO GREENTEXTS LIKE PICREL DO NOT TRUST ANYONE WHO GREENT(...) > S 8 KB JPG 1 Reply 02/05/23(Sun)17:13:36 No.415016500 Usually these f------ are for gun control, China, n------, trannies, vaccines, and everything else s----- on this p------------ website. Anonymous (ID: M5xmyZWR) [+] View Thread 02/05/23(Sun)17:15:06 No.415016657 >>415016500 (OP) # > S someone post cp and nuke this thread

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: Anonymous 02/05/23(Sun)16:50:01 No.72107138 wp6408913.jpg 200 KB JPG > wake up > have coffee with liquor and Irish cream just to make myself able to start my remote job > begin to feel dread as the very light buzz wears off > sometimes have one (1) beer at lunch (like the euros do with wine) > begin drinking as soon as I clock out, to when I go to sleep, sometimes as low as 4 drinks, usually around 6 or 7, sometimes 10 or 11 uhhh am I an alcoholic? I really don't want to go to AA .I don't want to live without alcohol?

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: Anonymous 02/06/23(Mon)13:23:06 No.72115778 >Be me >Helping my mom recover her Facebook on her 2014 phone >Sees a picture of her with my late dad, haven't seen his face in years >2014 2gb ram budget phone 5 KB JPG starts to choke >Scroll to her friends list accidentally >Bunch of shirtless men and even a basedjak looking mf >related image

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Anonymous 489 KB PNG 02/05/23(Sun)15:06:31 No.72111555 Where the f--- are you even supposed to meet women to date? >All the local hobbies groups are 99% male and the girls there are either d---- or taken >Women aren't in bookstores or libraries that's a meme >They aren't hanging out in local parks >I have been to Catholic, Orthodox and protestant churches >Every single time the population of those churches are either young guys or old folks >Not a single young woman in sight >The ones that go to clubs/bars are mega sluts >You get zero responses on dating apps as regular or below average guy My retard gen Xer father keeps telling me "to go for it" BUT WHERE? BUT HOW? When I have been on dates with zoomer and millennial girls they are so socially retarded. You can be as friendly and confident as you like, but these modern females will hate you for the most arbitrary and random reasons.

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: Stormy, Cheery Knight 395 KB PNG 02/05/23(Sun)17:53:31 No.72111385 >finally get some fresh new kicks >wore beat up Timberlands for years >wear new shoes >people immediately start treating me better r9k incel bros... were we simply shoecels all along?

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: Anonymous 136 KB PNG 02/05/23(Sun)22:27:52 No.72114084 >be me >lel at footfags >start noticing some girls I know have nice long feet, but like flat >notice this years ago and note girls with long flat feet >new Taylor Swift video has her feet shown clearly >lel at this and post it >people say I'm a footfag for screenshotting pic, I don't believe it >decide to fap to feet and test this theory >need to find feet pics >find a girl I know and scrape her insta >organize all pics to where her feet are visible >start fapping >it's like when you find nudes of a girl you know >amazing fap, I feel like I'm violating her and she's nude >c-- so hard since I've essentially seen her nude feet and she doesn't even realize (w--?) How has this happened. I go to church often. I eat vegetables. I vote Republican. What's gone wrong : Anonymous Youre a Christian conservative. Every Christian conservative has a dark sexual secret. 02/05/23(Sun)22:31:35 No.72114134

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Anon is only doctor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)18:46:11 No.75186156 >Be me >King doctor in fancy Doctor castle >Spending evening testing theory that boiling water cures plague >Instead makes peasant scream for 45 minutes and die >Weird.manuscript >Remember that Christmas is right around the 107 KB JPG corner >Go down to basement where I keep all of my peasant corpse toys >Realize there are not nearly enough corpses to do my yearly peasant corpse themed bonfire >Christmasisfuckingruined.romanesqueart >This will simply not do >I will not allow the local peasants persistence to continue living get in between me and my delicious burning serf bonfire >Hatch plan >Grab plague rat from jar that keep under my bed >Makes me kinda hungry looking at it >Ignore nagging hunger and proceed to lurk into the night towards the towns well >Drop yummy rat into well >Wasteofameal.valutedroofs >Go back to bitchin' Doctor castle and Huff herbs >A week later the entire town is knocking at my door with the plague >Yisssss.mosanart >Spend week using pointiest doctor stick to beat plague out of revolting plague ridden plebs >Use entire supply of leeches >Try to put leeches on some of their assholes to keep a couple from not dying >Some reason leeches do nothing >Weird.gothicpainting of them f------ die >Mfw >Went a bit overboard >Ohshit.reliquary >Entire town gone >Christmas comes >F--- it, best bonfire yet >Huff herb in front of 100 foot tall mound of flaming serf corpses >Brings tear to eye >AChristmasmiracle.alterpiece >Probably gonna have to move elsewhere because entire town is dead >Oh well enjoying moment >I am only doctor

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: Anonymous 37 KB PNG 01/03/21(Sun)13:20:54 No.27232078 last week I tried sungazing just once (for about 3 hours, open eyes), and now I see a large white dot in the middle of my vision all the time. my eyes have also been kinda sore since then. is it supposed to be like this? will it go away if I "harden" my eyes by sungazing more?

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