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: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)18:46:11 No.75186156 >Be me >King doctor in fancy Doctor castle >Spending evening testing theory that boiling water cures plague >Instead makes peasant scream for 45 minutes and die >Weird.manuscript >Remember that Christmas is right around the 107 KB JPG corner >Go down to basement where I keep all of my peasant corpse toys >Realize there are not nearly enough corpses to do my yearly peasant corpse themed bonfire >Christmasisfuckingruined.romanesqueart >This will simply not do >I will not allow the local peasants persistence to continue living get in between me and my delicious burning serf bonfire >Hatch plan >Grab plague rat from jar that keep under my bed >Makes me kinda hungry looking at it >Ignore nagging hunger and proceed to lurk into the night towards the towns well >Drop yummy rat into well >Wasteofameal.valutedroofs >Go back to bitchin' Doctor castle and Huff herbs >A week later the entire town is knocking at my door with the plague >Yisssss.mosanart >Spend week using pointiest doctor stick to beat plague out of revolting plague ridden plebs >Use entire supply of leeches >Try to put leeches on some of their assholes to keep a couple from not dying >Some reason leeches do nothing >Weird.gothicpainting of them f------ die >Mfw >Went a bit overboard >Ohshit.reliquary >Entire town gone >Christmas comes >F--- it, best bonfire yet >Huff herb in front of 100 foot tall mound of flaming serf corpses >Brings tear to eye >AChristmasmiracle.alterpiece >Probably gonna have to move elsewhere because entire town is dead >Oh well enjoying moment >I am only doctor

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)18:46:11 No.75186156 >Be me >King doctor in fancy Doctor castle >Spending evening testing theory that boiling water cures plague >Instead makes peasant scream for 45 minutes and die >Weird.manuscript >Remember that Christmas is right around the 107 KB JPG corner >Go down to basement where I keep all of my peasant corpse toys >Realize there are not nearly enough corpses to do my yearly peasant corpse themed bonfire >Christmasisfuckingruined.romanesqueart >This will simply not do >I will not allow the local peasants persistence to continue living get in between me and my delicious burning serf bonfire >Hatch plan >Grab plague rat from jar that keep under my bed >Makes me kinda hungry looking at it >Ignore nagging hunger and proceed to lurk into the night towards the towns well >Drop yummy rat into well >Wasteofameal.valutedroofs >Go back to bitchin' Doctor castle and Huff herbs >A week later the entire town is knocking at my door with the plague >Yisssss.mosanart >Spend week using pointiest doctor stick to beat plague out of revolting plague ridden plebs >Use entire supply of leeches >Try to put leeches on some of their assholes to keep a couple from not dying >Some reason leeches do nothing >Weird.gothicpainting of them f------ die >Mfw >Went a bit overboard >Ohshit.reliquary >Entire town gone >Christmas comes >F--- it, best bonfire yet >Huff herb in front of 100 foot tall mound of flaming serf corpses >Brings tear to eye >AChristmasmiracle.alterpiece >Probably gonna have to move elsewhere because entire town is dead >Oh well enjoying moment >I am only doctor

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