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Anonymous >spent a half hour f------ myself with a big fat 8 inch dildo >various positions, doggy style, riding, missionary etc >by the time i'm finished i'm all slimy and covered in lube >sweating and panting, shivering and shaking >slumped over, collapsed on a wet towel on the bathroom floor 319 KB PNG >feeling like a pile of used f------- >spend another half hour sitting in the shower recovering My knees are still shaking and I keep farting out lube. I would do this every single day if I could. Anonymous >>39607381 # 09/08/17(Fri)13:29:45 No.39607161 >parents are out of town for the weekend >finally have some privacy and the house to myself : Anonymous 73 KB PNG >>39607257 # 09/08/17(Fri)13:31:24 No.39607194 09/08/17 (Fri) 13:32:03 No.39607209 Are you a guy or a girl? I need to know if I can beat my meat to this

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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