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Anonymous 489 KB PNG 02/05/23(Sun)15:06:31 No.72111555 Where the f--- are you even supposed to meet women to date? >All the local hobbies groups are 99% male and the girls there are either d---- or taken >Women aren't in bookstores or libraries that's a meme >They aren't hanging out in local parks >I have been to Catholic, Orthodox and protestant churches >Every single time the population of those churches are either young guys or old folks >Not a single young woman in sight >The ones that go to clubs/bars are mega sluts >You get zero responses on dating apps as regular or below average guy My retard gen Xer father keeps telling me "to go for it" BUT WHERE? BUT HOW? When I have been on dates with zoomer and millennial girls they are so socially retarded. You can be as friendly and confident as you like, but these modern females will hate you for the most arbitrary and random reasons.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon gets some new shoes | /r/Greentext

: Stormy, Cheery Knight 395 KB PNG 02/05/23(Sun)17:53:31 No.72111385 >finally get some fresh new kicks >wore beat up Timberlands for years >wear new shoes >people immediately start treating me better r9k incel bros... were we simply shoecels all along?

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Anon makes a confession about feet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 136 KB PNG 02/05/23(Sun)22:27:52 No.72114084 >be me >lel at footfags >start noticing some girls I know have nice long feet, but like flat >notice this years ago and note girls with long flat feet >new Taylor Swift video has her feet shown clearly >lel at this and post it >people say I'm a footfag for screenshotting pic, I don't believe it >decide to fap to feet and test this theory >need to find feet pics >find a girl I know and scrape her insta >organize all pics to where her feet are visible >start fapping >it's like when you find nudes of a girl you know >amazing fap, I feel like I'm violating her and she's nude >c-- so hard since I've essentially seen her nude feet and she doesn't even realize (w--?) How has this happened. I go to church often. I eat vegetables. I vote Republican. What's gone wrong : Anonymous Youre a Christian conservative. Every Christian conservative has a dark sexual secret. 02/05/23(Sun)22:31:35 No.72114134

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Anon is only doctor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)18:46:11 No.75186156 >Be me >King doctor in fancy Doctor castle >Spending evening testing theory that boiling water cures plague >Instead makes peasant scream for 45 minutes and die >Weird.manuscript >Remember that Christmas is right around the 107 KB JPG corner >Go down to basement where I keep all of my peasant corpse toys >Realize there are not nearly enough corpses to do my yearly peasant corpse themed bonfire >Christmasisfuckingruined.romanesqueart >This will simply not do >I will not allow the local peasants persistence to continue living get in between me and my delicious burning serf bonfire >Hatch plan >Grab plague rat from jar that keep under my bed >Makes me kinda hungry looking at it >Ignore nagging hunger and proceed to lurk into the night towards the towns well >Drop yummy rat into well >Wasteofameal.valutedroofs >Go back to bitchin' Doctor castle and Huff herbs >A week later the entire town is knocking at my door with the plague >Yisssss.mosanart >Spend week using pointiest doctor stick to beat plague out of revolting plague ridden plebs >Use entire supply of leeches >Try to put leeches on some of their assholes to keep a couple from not dying >Some reason leeches do nothing >Weird.gothicpainting of them f------ die >Mfw >Went a bit overboard >Ohshit.reliquary >Entire town gone >Christmas comes >F--- it, best bonfire yet >Huff herb in front of 100 foot tall mound of flaming serf corpses >Brings tear to eye >AChristmasmiracle.alterpiece >Probably gonna have to move elsewhere because entire town is dead >Oh well enjoying moment >I am only doctor

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Kinda rooting for this to be real | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Co 118 KB PNG 01/06/22(Thu)09:25:03 No.66872932 be me >student >have to present my project >30+ people in online meeting >start talking with my webcam off >teacher says open web >get anxious, start mumble rapping my project >cute girl in my class texts me in dm and tell me "it's gonna be ok anon, take a deep breath" >anxiety intesifies >keep mumble rapping >get decent mark >cute classmate dm again and tell me it was ok and she thinks my shyness is cute I think I'll pass out

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Anon is sungazingpilled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB PNG 01/03/21(Sun)13:20:54 No.27232078 last week I tried sungazing just once (for about 3 hours, open eyes), and now I see a large white dot in the middle of my vision all the time. my eyes have also been kinda sore since then. is it supposed to be like this? will it go away if I "harden" my eyes by sungazing more?

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anon addresses “hoeflation” | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mEfbuikU Modern w----- couldn't possibl(...) 06/28/22(Tue)16:18:40 No.384368717 675 KB JPG Modern men have to work 5x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were. Its called hoeflation. and its destroying western men's desires to be providers and protectors. Anonymous (ID: Gc/Od5DJ 06/28/22(Tue)16:21:11 No.384369087 >>384368717 (OP) # this may be the most intelligent thing ever posted on 4chan

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Anon hates his friends gf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why are women autistic? 02/05/23(Sun)21:52:19 No.893885594 >be me male yesterday >friend broke up with gf has been feeling down >friend asks for a night with the boys >no women invited >other friend with gf arrives at my place with gf 70 KB JPG >we said no girls >"don't worry anon we drop her of along the way then we'll head to the restaurant without her, she's meeting other friend" >all get in my car an drive off >drop off the gf >meet up with the other boys >gf of that one friend won't stop calling him >friend doesn't answer her >gf magically appears at the restaurant we are at >she's crying, screaming at him >night ruined >I leave > find out later she was mad that she wasn't invited and that he left her alone >she was without him for 4 hours Why are women retarded? I see that friend probably once per month because that bitch has him by the balls. And she is so f------ childish with leaving him. I once met him at his place a she got all mad because she wants to spend time only with him. She changed him completely. Before he was the funniest m----------- i've ever known, and now he's holding back at everything. F--- her I f------ hate that w---- We just wanted a good time and cheer our friend up who just broke up with his gf and that f------ bitch is so egotistic and only thinks about her and being with her bf Pic unrelated

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Anon tries to be optimistic. | /r/Greentext

File: 1648836961926.jpg (60 KB, 492x512) Anonymous (ID: GVKsefnn >>376357546 (OP) And then you wake up Anonymous (ID: vbYccla) 05/06/22(F Your family loves you. Your room is clean and organized. You are respected among your peers. You look at people in the eye. You have a loyal and well-adjusted gf. Your voice is a deep bass. You're a great driver. You get 8 hours of sleep every night. Your skills are sought after by employers. Your height is a constant source of envy. You have excellent mental health. Anonymous (ID: D26UVT+L) 05/06 >>376357546 (OP) >and other fun lies to tell yourself 05/06/22 (Fri)10:52:44 No.376358386

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anon hates on ai npcs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 60 KB JPG 02/05/23(Sun)18:51:49 No.72108192 >DOOD LOOK IT'S AN AI PICTURE! YOU'VE SEEN THOUSANDS ALREADY BUT LOOK >DOOOOUUUDE IT'S AN AI CONVERSATION!!!!! LOOK! >DOUDE LOO000OOK IT'S AI VOCAROO S--- LOOK! LOOK AT IT! oh my god it's gonna go on for f------ years and years OMG DUDE IT'S A F----- PEPE BUT IT'S TREES WOW 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon needs to know. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >spent a half hour f------ myself with a big fat 8 inch dildo >various positions, doggy style, riding, missionary etc >by the time i'm finished i'm all slimy and covered in lube >sweating and panting, shivering and shaking >slumped over, collapsed on a wet towel on the bathroom floor 319 KB PNG >feeling like a pile of used f------- >spend another half hour sitting in the shower recovering My knees are still shaking and I keep farting out lube. I would do this every single day if I could. Anonymous >>39607381 # 09/08/17(Fri)13:29:45 No.39607161 >parents are out of town for the weekend >finally have some privacy and the house to myself : Anonymous 73 KB PNG >>39607257 # 09/08/17(Fri)13:31:24 No.39607194 09/08/17 (Fri) 13:32:03 No.39607209 Are you a guy or a girl? I need to know if I can beat my meat to this

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All good in Indonesia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 17 KB JPG Anonymous >>160494440 (OP) # we good >>160494909 # What's the situation in Indonesia like? >>160495922 # 02/27/22(Sun)13:07:13 No.160494440 Anonymous >>160494909 # uhh.. I.. hmm 02/27/22(Sun)13:13:13 No.160494787 Anonymous >>160494787 # I meant like what's the latest news? What's going on and such? 02/27/22(Sun)13:15:04 No.160494909 02/27/22(Sun)13:31:57 No.160495922

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Germanon hates Tolkien | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: TsVJZ4am Why was Tolkien such a Cuck? Reeman Dansie/BNPS 02/05/23(Sun)18:36:25 No.414954355 tolkien.jpg 114 KB JPG YOULL DOF >Be Tolkien >Be devout Catholic in Protestant England : Anonymous (ID: noXTGGh5) 1 HORDOP >Mother get's disowned for being a Catholic by her protestant english family >Get sent into a uselles war to fight the evil germans for a King that doesn't give a s--- about you >Become a dirt poor writer >Write about nothing but how great your Absolute Monarch is and how great the Divine Right of Kings is while the rest of the Plebs should just life in eternall serfdom Why are catholics such Cucks? 02/05/23(Sun)18:39:07 No.414954579 >>414954355 (OP) # He had NPC genes sadly but he was still a good man. Some people never escape their NPC programming.

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