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File: E0UYfUUVIAcfwfr.jpg (186 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:09:16 No.91842196 Schizo here. Is it possible to get a virus from right-click saving an image such as an SVG file? Have heard these can contain code. Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:10:07 No.91842208 >>91842239 It's possible. Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:12:14 No.91842239 >>91842340 Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:21:54 No.91842340 File: 100_1740.jpg (423 KB, 1600x1274) >>91842239 1) Save as "code.js" 2) open with sublime text 3) highlight all the code 4) go to file > print 5) print the paper and roll it hotdog style (important) 6) slowly insert it up your ass you f------ retard Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:24:19 No.91842371 >>91842340 /thread >>91842208 best way to check files for something like this? >>91842371

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon takes a quick dip in the pool | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >friend's pool party back in highschool >we're chilling in the deep end, parents on the pool chairs >Know friend has a little brother that doesn't go outside much >Said that he's a bit weird since his "accident" >My other friend asks "What accident?" but he doesn't get a reply >Notice the house door open >The little tism comes outside and heads our way >little_rebel.png >he walks up to the edge >we think he's going to jump in >pulls his pants down and pees directly into the pool like a toliet >everyone goes silent 28 KB JPG 3/01/23(Wed)16:24:55 No.72407172 I wanna know too

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Anon gets laid, it’s not as fulfilling as reddit suggests | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:21:08 No.895214169 I am a disgusting man w---- >break up with gf two years ago >sad for a full year then slowly cope >mass media and social media always cracking jokes about guys who don't get laid often are losers >general "body count" seems to be in 20s or 30s >movies show that cool guys sleep around >the influence gets to me 276 KB JPG >want to "live a fun party life", "let loose", "live my youth" Huge mistake >slept with 13 different women in the last 8 months >can't feel any emotions for any woman anymore >they're just walking vagina kiosks >same flirty jokes and topics on repeat, just new faces >I miss the nervous feeling in my stomach before a date >I miss feeling like I have a crush on someone >I want a woman I love play woth my hair, not a nameless tinder chick >feel depressed and empty >also feel like a dirty w---- >also feel disgusting just moving from vagina to vagina, never having a human connection Hookups have ruined me emotionally

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Anon found his motivation | /r/Greentext

File: doctor.jpg (32 KB, 777x609) He was a respected doctor Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)19:02:54 No.72414776 >met a girl in chemistry class. >start talking to her after class a lot and start developing feelings. >we're both average looking, so I get the idea in my head that there might be chance. >realize that looksmatching doesn't work. >stay around her anyways. >>72414794 >an exam was coming up and the whole class was struggling. >she had failed the prerequisite chemistry before. >I do okay enough to get a B. >we share numbers to help each other in the class. >I study for two days before the exam. >I give her homework answers and help her understand study. >I read ahead just to help her more. >yeah I'm not g-----------, but I like spending time with her. >mfw I f------ ace that exam. I will simp my way into becoming a doctor.

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Anon owns a hedgehog | /r/Greentext

File: 1668788701777163.jpg (110 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)12:09:25 No.895175176 ► >>895175326 >>895175766 >>895175889 >>895175969 >>895177561 >>895178150 >>895178200 >>895179106 >be me, currently >31 years old, almost 32 >virgin, never even kissed a girl >no car, no driver's license >no job, haven't been employed in nearly a decade >don't really give a s--- about life in general >hate weeb s--- >eat almost nothing but frozen meals and frozen pizza >own a hedgehog, by far the only good thing about my life >smoke tons of cigarettes what do you think of my life? Anonymous 03/01/23 (Wed)12:12:48 No.895175257 ► >own a hedgehog, by far the only good thing about my life Show us the baby Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)12:16:02 No.895175326 ► >>895175176 (OP) I don't think anything about your life I don't give a f--- what you do. Why, you have a problem with your life?

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nightmare fuel | /r/Greentext

02/12/23(Sun)13:54:51 No.34066083 : Anonymous >>34063087 (OP) # >be me >mid 20's, overweight, slowing getting into shape >go jogging late at night at this public park >area is relatively safe >most nights quiet and cool >tonight foggy as f--- >street lights aren't helping >looks like vintage black and white horror movie >waiting for werewolf to show up >get my nerve >keep jogging >20 minutes go by >suddenly hear someone loudly, uncontrollably sobbing behind a tree line >nope >nope >nope >f--- jogging >run back to car >never jog there at night again

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context: apparently a vtuber was bullied to stop their entire vtubing career just because they were planning to play Wizard game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>43353336 (OP) # >Bullied in Japan growing up >Thinks westerners are nicer and tries to appeal to them >Gets death threats sent by deranged trannys for a wizard game she didn't even play Her story is a tragedy. 02/18/23(Sat)15:16:20 No.43353599 >>43362026 # >>43372727 # >>43412324 # >>43459012 #

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Anon is just lonely | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)19:26:10 No.895186681 DSK 5C336923-832C-4E30-896E-A70DB045C5A2.jpg 54 KB JPG How do you make friends in mmo? >played ffxiv >found a fc >enjoyed it and I liked the people there >some drama happened and then everyone left there separate way Kinda sucks because everyone was nice and then suddenly they turned toxic I just wanted people to talk with

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Anon discovers an unnecessary expense | /r/Greentext

File: 70657014-9EEE-411F-B906-9(...).jpg (134 KB, 2550x150) >>895196270 Saving money by breaking up with my GF Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)12:43:16 No.895193014 [Reply] >>895196201 I just ran the numbers in my budget and realized I could save ~$500 a month by breaking up with my girlfriend. And that's even with having to spend more in rent on my own apartment >save almost 50% by not paying for her meals >buying groceries for 1 instead of for 2 >save around 20% by not buying her drinks at bars (to be fair, will probably need to go out more to meet women >save 100% on girlfriend gifts >save 50% on utilities >save 80% on girlfriend stuff (some of that stuff I might still do) Not even to mention saving on the countless headaches and s--- she gives me on a daily basis. Time to take my life and my wallet back. Should I show her this spreadsheet when I break up with her?

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Anon requires technical support. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/23(Thu)04:16:44 No.895196947 >be me >just finished an all-night gaming session on my PC >shut it down and get some sleep 82 KB JPG >wake up the next morning and try to turn on my PC >nothing happens, no power, no lights, nada >panic sets in as I realize my precious gaming rig is dead >call up tech support and explain the situation >after a few minutes of troubleshooting the tech support guy asks me to check if the power cord is plugged in >of course it's plugged in I'm not an idiot >check anyway >it's not plugged in >I tell the tech support guy what happened silence.mp3

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Anon met an English person | /r/Greentext

I met an English person once. Never hope I see another one of those f------ biscuit dunking whitehouse burners ever again. >be me >s----- job working cash register at Sheetz >usually left alone to watch pron on cellphone >weird white guy with square glasses walks in >asks about "petrol" >asks where "toilet" is >says has "bad case of the sheetz", then emits breathy low commitment laugh >tumbleweed.gif

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Anon watches the new Tom Hanks movie | /r/Greentext

TOM HANKS IS A MAN CALLED OTTO BASED ON THE INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER 9E91C6A4-FD80-4890-ABEA-A9BF4FD79FFA.jpg 1.6 MB JPG >"Americanized" adaptation of a popular Swedish movie > Immigrant neighbor is Mexican instead of Iranian What did they mean by this?

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Anon got his first nudes. And now thinks he's not ugly after all. | /r/Greentext

00 ☐ Girl sent me nudes Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)17:34:52 No.895187038 Be me silly 18yo virgin, can't talk to girls get really nervous when I see some. Fast forward to around two weeks ago, when I started to add random girls on snap. First few girls just ghosted me after sending them normal pictures of my face with me smiling. (thought I was ugly) But then after that some girls actually send back their faces. I blocked two out of five which were obese and ugly (not my type). Fast forward to when I had like 10 flames with a girl looking like a 9/10 (since she looks like she's 21) and she sends me a pic of her t--- in a bra.(maybe I am not that ugly after all) Me being dumb didn't know what to reply back so I just made a face like w-- didn't expect that kinda face(see picture). BUT on the next day she sends me a pic of her ck thong out of the blue with this :). I replied back with the hot face emoji showing my face. Then she sends back a video this time of her slapping the ass and also with this caption: - Wish someone could slap my ass really hard right now. - I need a red mark from a hand on my ass Me being completely shocked on why she sends me another nude of her. I reply back with: How beautiful her ass is (not exact words) Then she sends a video of her groping her own t--- (3 seconds long). I sent back another snap saying she is perfect. Then after around 10 minutes I receive a picture of her mac with: Too Hot to Handle on it (Netflix). Left me on open after that. I could also add, that this all happened while I was in a middle of class. What does this mean, is she just a hoe? (She has around 1.5 mil Snap score)

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File: E0UYfUUVIAcfwfr.jpg (186 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:09:16 No.91842196 Schizo here. Is it possible to get a virus from right-click saving an image such as an SVG file? Have heard these can contain code. Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:10:07 No.91842208 >>91842239 It's possible. Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:12:14 No.91842239 >>91842340 Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:21:54 No.91842340 File: 100_1740.jpg (423 KB, 1600x1274) >>91842239 1) Save as "code.js" 2) open with sublime text 3) highlight all the code 4) go to file > print 5) print the paper and roll it hotdog style (important) 6) slowly insert it up your ass you f------ retard Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:24:19 No.91842371 >>91842340 /thread >>91842208 best way to check files for something like this? >>91842371

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