Anon got his first nudes. And now thinks he's not ugly after all. | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

00 ☐ Girl sent me nudes Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)17:34:52 No.895187038 Be me silly 18yo virgin, can't talk to girls get really nervous when I see some. Fast forward to around two weeks ago, when I started to add random girls on snap. First few girls just ghosted me after sending them normal pictures of my face with me smiling. (thought I was ugly) But then after that some girls actually send back their faces. I blocked two out of five which were obese and ugly (not my type). Fast forward to when I had like 10 flames with a girl looking like a 9/10 (since she looks like she's 21) and she sends me a pic of her t--- in a bra.(maybe I am not that ugly after all) Me being dumb didn't know what to reply back so I just made a face like w-- didn't expect that kinda face(see picture). BUT on the next day she sends me a pic of her ck thong out of the blue with this :). I replied back with the hot face emoji showing my face. Then she sends back a video this time of her slapping the ass and also with this caption: - Wish someone could slap my ass really hard right now. - I need a red mark from a hand on my ass Me being completely shocked on why she sends me another nude of her. I reply back with: How beautiful her ass is (not exact words) Then she sends a video of her groping her own t--- (3 seconds long). I sent back another snap saying she is perfect. Then after around 10 minutes I receive a picture of her mac with: Too Hot to Handle on it (Netflix). Left me on open after that. I could also add, that this all happened while I was in a middle of class. What does this mean, is she just a hoe? (She has around 1.5 mil Snap score)

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)21:01:17 No.72405915 [Reply] >eat spicy food >have spicy poops Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)22:34:05 No.72406449 never happened. more larps Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)22:36:52 No.72406464 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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File: 1656347327551.gif (1.06 MB, 400x224) O Should mages be banned from the gym? Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)09:36:41 No.70120037 >Me, a strong and healthy 6'9 warrior working out my muscles in the bodybuilding aisle >A group of manlet mages come giggling and start "working out" next to me >One necromancer from the group brags about his 6p18 deadlift >He conjures spirits to help him lift >I laugh and point this out to him >He says it still counts because the spirits are dead >Druid says he wants to try my exercice, I mog the s--- out of that skinny vegan f----- >He turns into a f------ bear and overhead presses my deadlift 1RM >Then see the wimpy wristlet illusionist wizard "materialize" another 2 plates each side for his deadlift >Try to get external validation by pointing this out to the other warriors passing by >No one else disbelieves his illusion >I storm to the showers in a fit of rage >Just before I can rinse myself the f------ demonologist summons succubuses and makes them drain my daily gains and transfer them to him. I hate these wizards and their fake gains so much. >> Anonymous 03/01/23 (Wed)09:38:15 No.70120059 ► >gym tulpamancer always has a spotter It's not fair bros, I never get a spot >> Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)09:42:03 No.70120105 File: 1656517586050.gif (2.56 MB, 1200x675) >Gym chronomancer ask how many sets I have left >"2 bro, won't take long" >He speeds up my reps and thus reduces time under tension >Make minimal gains and I am obligated to leave the bench after 2 sets I HATE MAGES SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL ► >>70120150 >>70120202 >>70120332 >>70120422

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