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: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme 196 KB PNG opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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>be me >solid 5/10, not great, but better than most you f---- >got this friend, we'll call her Tay >solid 9/10 if you like plump girls >pic related >we pretty close, abuse drugs together >recently she's started doing sexy roleplay on discord DMs >like, no characters, just us doing dirty s--- as if we were ourselves, in text >today we took acid and molly >half an hour in to the trip, she starts telling me she's into the idea of "consensual non-consent" >w--.jpg >she brings it up as we keep smoking more weed, even bringing up the idea that i can leave the room and come back with a plague doctor mask on and "r---" her >no idea what she's into, but it's got me hard so i go along with it >i'm grabbin t------, grabbin ass, fingering her while she struggles >not gonna lie /b/ it was really f------ hot >finally after a while she shuts up and throat chops me >i think i've gone too far somehow and immediately stop everything >she kinda stays there quiet for a while before pretending she's like a split personality that didn't want to be there >total f------ scene and mood shift kills my boner >i keep going along with that s--- because she did threaten me with a glass bottle and one point and it was very arousing what is my relationship with this woman

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: Anonymous (ID: //BK8K1a I'M GOING TO BE A BIT LATE- IAM BEING STOPPED BY THE POLICE- tette the washing on Est Such a travesty... 01/28/23(Sat) 22:36:56 No.414005304 wwwwww 12419871.jpg 237 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: VBnhTzvZ) I LOVE YOU, MOM. >>414005304 (OP) # well he can't say 'I love you dad'. www.r www XMIH 01/28/23(Sat) 22:38:14 No.414005457 >>414005556 # >>414005834 # >>414008101 # >>414008639 # >>414009115 # >>414009535 # >>414009653 # >>414009801 # >>414009820 # >>414010098 # >>414011093 # >>414011139 # >>414011322 # >>414011944 # >>414012306 # >>414012661 # >>414012707 # >>414012927 # >>414012978 # >>414013274 # >>414014399 # >>414014764 # >>414017723 # >>414018413 # >>414018877 # >>414019203 # >>414019914 # >>414020237 #

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: Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)21:49:50 No.72003465 3A0E3F47-C3FB-43FF-9B40-1DE79D31D0F0.png 20 KB PNG A is anyone else here just totally gone? >no desire to have children >cannot form bonds or connections with anyone >hate all women >no spark dead inside >no friends >dont care about money >cant even imagine working anymore >just want neetbux and sleep : Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)21:53:44 No.72003510 pretty much. how old are you? i'm in my fourth decade

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File: Download.jpg (7 KB, 225x225) BETTER KILL Yourself Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)20:24:52 No.71999989 [Reply] ► >How can I cope with malding after being mogged for sneeding without dubs? Thats literally how you people talk I firmly believe that your lifes value is akin to that of a eusocial insect. I further am of the opinion that your mere existences are nill and that you as a people have made no contributions to society. I recommand that you all bring utter and complete destruction to your wellbeing at this present time.

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Board /k/-Weapons Anonymous Focus in Aiming INCORRECT Shooter Focused on Target. any questions? ▾ Settings Home 03/25/18(Sun)20:25:00 No.37306174 INCORRECT CORRECT Shooter has fired a gun before Shooter Focused on Rear Sight. aiming.png 514 KB PNG United States Secret Service 03/25/18(Sun)20:28:08 No.37306216 : Anonymous >>37306174 (OP) # yeah, how come no matter what color the shampoo is, the lather is always white? >>37306244 # >>37306537 # Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)20:28:11 No.37306220 >>37306174 (OP) # How do I stop making dry omelettes

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anon is cucked by video game developers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/11/22 (Mon)11:57:50 No.595232358 >>595232409 >>595232435 >>595232487 >>595232604 >>595232652 >>595232841 >>595233531 >>595233616 >>595234743 The f--- kind of name is "Kid"? How am I supposed to look up p--- of her? >> Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:36 No.595232409 Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:55 No.595232435 >>595232358 (OP) # Devs played 4d chess with that one

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anon wonders if he's a pedophile | /r/Greentext

le: LaetitiaCloseUp.png (127 KB, 241x251) Am I a p--------? Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:39:15 No.71999234 ► >>71999246 >>71999290 >>71999309 >>71999336 >>71999375 >family reunion >10 yo niece insisted of sitting on my lap >sit straight up on my crotch >tickles me while grinding her butt on my crotch >got a boner I am consider turning myself in tomorrow...... Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat) 18:41:10 No.71999246 >>71999234 (OP). too normalfag to be one come back in 2 years Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:43:25 No.71999264 ► >>71999279 Sounds like your d--- got stimulated by the movement rather than because you were attracted to her, so no. We can get boners at the weirdest of times or at the stupidest s---. You'd be a p--- if you were attracted to her beforehand. ☐ Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:45:09 No.71999279 >>71999264 I did it. like I subconsciously placed her on my crotch instead of just let her sit on my legs........A major part of this incident is on me...... Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:45:21 No.71999281 >>71999297 >>71999310 If she actually behaves sexually and wasn't just shifting around, consider looking into her home life. Abused children can display sexual behaviors that are out of place. Or you know f--- her

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Anonymous 844 KB PNG 01/28/23(Sat)11:03:04 No.72000330 Fun story about Little Caesar's: >be me a few months ago >have foot fetish that manifests itself in interesting ways >decide to post a craigslist ad looking for a woman to crush a pizza with her bare feet, videotape herself doing it, and deliver me the pizza >9/10 with very nice, slender feet responds >set things up >get a nice verification video from her talking about how her feet are sweaty and detailing what she will do just to make sure it really is her >verification alone makes me diamonds >meet up with her in a parking lot, give her the money and she gives me the pizza, very few words exchanged >eat the entire pizza over the course of the night >it is absolutely disgusting and I keep dry heaving with each time I swallow, but I manage to down it all >shudder and become nauseous whenever I see Little Caesars or somebody mentions it

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Anon at a family reunion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Am I a p--------? >family reunion >10 yo niece insisted of sitting on my lap >sit straight up on my crotch >tickles me while grinding her butt on my crotch >got a boner I am consider turning myself in tomorrow...... 127 KB PNG 01/28/23(Sat)15:39:15 No.71999234 23 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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