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: Anonymous (ID: //BK8K1a I'M GOING TO BE A BIT LATE- IAM BEING STOPPED BY THE POLICE- tette the washing on Est Such a travesty... 01/28/23(Sat) 22:36:56 No.414005304 wwwwww 12419871.jpg 237 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: VBnhTzvZ) I LOVE YOU, MOM. >>414005304 (OP) # well he can't say 'I love you dad'. www.r www XMIH 01/28/23(Sat) 22:38:14 No.414005457 >>414005556 # >>414005834 # >>414008101 # >>414008639 # >>414009115 # >>414009535 # >>414009653 # >>414009801 # >>414009820 # >>414010098 # >>414011093 # >>414011139 # >>414011322 # >>414011944 # >>414012306 # >>414012661 # >>414012707 # >>414012927 # >>414012978 # >>414013274 # >>414014399 # >>414014764 # >>414017723 # >>414018413 # >>414018877 # >>414019203 # >>414019914 # >>414020237 #

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: Anonymous POST- MODERN -ISM A GRAPHIC GUIDE 121 KB JPG Anonymous 427 KB JPG 01/06/25(Mon) 18:34:48 No.24087247 >literally just another tactic of the ruling class to silence dissent >Nah dude, this s--- is actually deep man, you just take paintings and make them really ugly, and then that says something about like society or something 01/06/25(Mon) 18:47:50 No.24087271 >>24087247 (OP) # The contradictions of culture in post- industrial global capitalism are the situation everyone is faced with. So you need to face it head-on, instead of saying 'it's all a trick' and retreating into - what else? Some kind of pastiche of old authentic culture for you to consume in the intervals between your meaningless job propping up an absurd speculative economy and your meaningless screen time spent on an absurd literature forum where all people ever discuss are memey caricatures of ideas? Sounds very postmodern to me, if I may be so bold as to say so. I recommend Jameson's Postmodernism book if you're actually interested in the topic and want to learn about some artists more interesting than Warhol. >>24087282 # >>24087673 # >>24088643 #

10h (01/07/25 13:46) 207691855 128 Re 23 Img JPG 32KB (700x700) player-120-unnie-v0-r0otkxy9yf9e1.jpg 31 Replies Squid game >Appears >Explains her backstory >Carries her team so hard I start reconsidering my stance on trannies >She is an ex soldier > She Carries Gi-Huns entire uprising >Start accepting trans people completely >Me when I realise squid game made me accept trans people in 7 episodes by making them cool as f--- Why doesn't the west do this? Instead they have pride parades where men walk around butt booty naked.

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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: Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)21:49:50 No.72003465 3A0E3F47-C3FB-43FF-9B40-1DE79D31D0F0.png 20 KB PNG A is anyone else here just totally gone? >no desire to have children >cannot form bonds or connections with anyone >hate all women >no spark dead inside >no friends >dont care about money >cant even imagine working anymore >just want neetbux and sleep : Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)21:53:44 No.72003510 pretty much. how old are you? i'm in my fourth decade

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File: Download.jpg (7 KB, 225x225) BETTER KILL Yourself Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)20:24:52 No.71999989 [Reply] ► >How can I cope with malding after being mogged for sneeding without dubs? Thats literally how you people talk I firmly believe that your lifes value is akin to that of a eusocial insect. I further am of the opinion that your mere existences are nill and that you as a people have made no contributions to society. I recommand that you all bring utter and complete destruction to your wellbeing at this present time.

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Board /k/-Weapons Anonymous Focus in Aiming INCORRECT Shooter Focused on Target. any questions? ▾ Settings Home 03/25/18(Sun)20:25:00 No.37306174 INCORRECT CORRECT Shooter has fired a gun before Shooter Focused on Rear Sight. aiming.png 514 KB PNG United States Secret Service 03/25/18(Sun)20:28:08 No.37306216 : Anonymous >>37306174 (OP) # yeah, how come no matter what color the shampoo is, the lather is always white? >>37306244 # >>37306537 # Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)20:28:11 No.37306220 >>37306174 (OP) # How do I stop making dry omelettes

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Anonymous 04/11/22 (Mon)11:57:50 No.595232358 >>595232409 >>595232435 >>595232487 >>595232604 >>595232652 >>595232841 >>595233531 >>595233616 >>595234743 The f--- kind of name is "Kid"? How am I supposed to look up p--- of her? >> Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:36 No.595232409 Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)11:58:55 No.595232435 >>595232358 (OP) # Devs played 4d chess with that one

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le: LaetitiaCloseUp.png (127 KB, 241x251) Am I a p--------? Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:39:15 No.71999234 ► >>71999246 >>71999290 >>71999309 >>71999336 >>71999375 >family reunion >10 yo niece insisted of sitting on my lap >sit straight up on my crotch >tickles me while grinding her butt on my crotch >got a boner I am consider turning myself in tomorrow...... Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat) 18:41:10 No.71999246 >>71999234 (OP). too normalfag to be one come back in 2 years Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:43:25 No.71999264 ► >>71999279 Sounds like your d--- got stimulated by the movement rather than because you were attracted to her, so no. We can get boners at the weirdest of times or at the stupidest s---. You'd be a p--- if you were attracted to her beforehand. ☐ Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:45:09 No.71999279 >>71999264 I did it. like I subconsciously placed her on my crotch instead of just let her sit on my legs........A major part of this incident is on me...... Anonymous 01/28/23(Sat)18:45:21 No.71999281 >>71999297 >>71999310 If she actually behaves sexually and wasn't just shifting around, consider looking into her home life. Abused children can display sexual behaviors that are out of place. Or you know f--- her

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Anonymous 844 KB PNG 01/28/23(Sat)11:03:04 No.72000330 Fun story about Little Caesar's: >be me a few months ago >have foot fetish that manifests itself in interesting ways >decide to post a craigslist ad looking for a woman to crush a pizza with her bare feet, videotape herself doing it, and deliver me the pizza >9/10 with very nice, slender feet responds >set things up >get a nice verification video from her talking about how her feet are sweaty and detailing what she will do just to make sure it really is her >verification alone makes me diamonds >meet up with her in a parking lot, give her the money and she gives me the pizza, very few words exchanged >eat the entire pizza over the course of the night >it is absolutely disgusting and I keep dry heaving with each time I swallow, but I manage to down it all >shudder and become nauseous whenever I see Little Caesars or somebody mentions it

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Anonymous Am I a p--------? >family reunion >10 yo niece insisted of sitting on my lap >sit straight up on my crotch >tickles me while grinding her butt on my crotch >got a boner I am consider turning myself in tomorrow...... 127 KB PNG 01/28/23(Sat)15:39:15 No.71999234 23 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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File: 1377219945193.gif-(1006 KB, 500x333, sad charlie gif.gif) TAILS Anonymous (ID: hP/+5lwj) 08/22/13(Thu)21:05:45 No.501550517 Replies: >>501551059 >>501551818 Feels thread? >have a friend named Paul >paul is awsome >polite,chivilraus. will give you 50 bucks and not care if you pay him back >general good guy greg type >training to be a paramedic, which is a big hit with the ladies >we all have been planning this camping trip for about a month >get everything set, times locations, carpooling, everything >Paul says he cant go, it falls on his little bro's birthday >dont even know he had little brother >tell him we can all go and visit, or he can even go if he wants >paul says thanks but its just going to be a little get together. nothing special, itll be boring and to just go without him. he'll go to next one >we get this idea to follow him surprise them with a party (some of the girls in the group are the "every sitution needs party planner" type) >not one of our smarter ideas >pack up a car full of party supplies, everything except beer >paul doesnt drink >get up early, follow paul to his town >joking about we're undercover when suddenly..oh no >no no no no no no > paul drives into a cemetary >please be a shortcut please be a shortcut >nope >we watch him get out with a liter of soda, and a package of cupcakes >goes over to a headstone, puts a cupcake on top wth a it cande in it and a cup of soda >pulls out a chair,does the same for himself and starts talking to the it >an hour or so later, the candle is almost burnt out and the food is gone >he starts packing up, before he leaves he puts a little present on top next to the cupcake >as soon as he places it, he kneels down and starts to cry for about 15 minutes >paul is not the type to cry about anything >gets the last of his things, packs up and heads back >dead silence for the ride back >see him 2 days later, ask him about the party >"oh it was fun. I got him a new stack of baseball cards. can you believe kids still like those? I guess he'll always be 12" drunk driver killed his brother when he was 15.

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: Anonymous 222 KB JPG 01/28/23(Sat)12:17:21 No.893401380 >have beautiful gf, oneitis >she travels to New Zealand with some friends for the summer >they go to beach >riptide and undertow gets her and her friend >friend manages to get out >gf still stuck out there >no one can get to her The ocean takes her. She never came home. But what haunts me to this day, is that she was calling out my name >she knew I was thousands of miles way >in her final breaths she called for me to save her >I wasn't there to save her I miss you everyday Laura

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: Anonymous 12/28/22(Wed)04:18:59 No.2379512 >>2379507 (OP) # >sit at the window or isle seat on plane >allow the poor soul in the middle to have both armrests >sit at the middle seat >have to fight tooth and nail to keep my elbows there Why are people like this. >>2379551 # >>2380939 # >>2383678 #

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