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: Anonymous 12/11/17(Mon)23:27:51 No.753574540 >be 17 >be chatting in group chat with friends >be sending some memes >accidently send a meme to mom >shieeet.jpeg >explain to mom 58 KB PNG >mom sends a rare pepe >allmywut.jpeg >turns out mom knows alot about good memes >now we send memes to eachother almost daily >never been happier all my life >pic related

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Obamna 1.93 MB GIF 01/24/23(Tue) 14:21:07 No.893187613 >going in a walk with parents >Married couple asks me to take a picture of them >refuse and say no sorry i dont want too >they laugh >parents criticize me all the way home Was i wrong here, i dont even know those people, why should i give a f--- Since when are you not supposed to refuse things now >>893187749 # : Anonymous >>893187613 (OP) # Would have taken two seconds, made someone happy, built a little character for you. Instead you had an embarrassing meltdown over something trivial 01/24/23(Tue)14:24:10 No.893187694

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Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:52:18 No.44357235 >>44357256 pocket mortar.jpg (28 KB, 400x300) google yandex iqdb wait W 1100 >>44357225 Also POCKET MORTAR. Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:56:16 No.44357256 >>44357270 >>44357235 that's a M8 flare pistol with a 37x94 Hotchkiss shell don't fit bud 0493) V Anonymous 03/22/20(Sun)01:58:39 No.44357270 >>44357483 pocket mortar fit.jpg (14 KB, 300x225) google yandex iqdb wait >>44357256 ARTI V 9.F HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WISH YOU WERE RIGHT

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: Anonymous >tfw not neurotypical after al(...) -- 01/23/23(Mon)17:04:19 No.71940486 1.95 MB GIF >mfw almost 22 years old and only now dealing with the realization i am probably autistic >everything from my childhood lines up perfectly, but i hid it by avoiding social interaction and sticking to video games >always laughed off the idea because i felt normal, despite being terrible at making / keeping friends, jobs, doing the same things all the time, etc. Bros... How do I deal with this? There's no cure. I just... am autistic now.

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: Anonymous idiot 28 KB JPG : Anonymous Kys f-- 01/24/23(Tue)08:53:16 No.893173964 >be me >f-- >try and give off subtle hints without making it painfully obvious >guy at work hits on me >call him a f------ loser and demoralize him in front of everyone >he quits the next day >this is the second time something like this has happened How do I stop spazzing out 01/24/23(Tue)09:22:42 No.893175510 01/24/23(Tue)09:32:36 No.893175911 : Anonymous >>893173964 (OP) # Should really just kys honestly no other option : Anonymous >>893173964 (OP) # Hey buddy, kill yourself 01/24/23(Tue)09:39:57 No.893176269

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File: received 1974516546119619.jpg (24 KB, 541x642) >be me >8 years old >playing around in my dads car >looking at the guages >think the car is empty because the fuel guage says low >remember that he has a important meeting in town the next day >idea.webm >hatch a plan to fill up dads car for him with the garden hose >decide to surprise him in the morning >he starts the car >"what the hell i thought i only had half a tank" >"surprise dad" >car dies >"what did you do?" >explain >dads p----- >going on about how hes going to miss his big meeting >calls taxi >taxi takes forever but arrives >taxi drops me off at my grandparents house 3 blocks away >grandma comes running out screaming like a banshee >she rushes me and dad into the house >look on the tv >911 >tfw dumb s--- as a kid saved my dad

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File: 6053da0bb734ba028ea016b63(...).jpg (53 KB, 720x1280) Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)20:05:58 No.893166262 [Reply] ► >be me >working minding my own >coworker tells me her cat died randomly >I don't give a single f--- >ignore her >get reported to hr >they request to speak to me quick >tell them I'm not getting paid to listen to stories of cats dying >they say they are going to have a meeting and get back to me on this ??? Is this seriously happening?

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: Anonymous >>893160615 # I visited a pretty little town in the South of France about 15 years ago and they had, on their menu, "a cheese burger with tomato". Being a 15 year old American kid from a small town in the south I ordered that s---. 01/23/23(Mon)15:27:35 No.893160666 These little frog c---- brought me a goddamn patty, with cheese squares and tomato wedges on the side and a f------ little cup of "KaTsUp". I asked if I could get a bun and they brought me a f------ piece of a baguette. It was in that moment I wished Hitler genocide those filthy mongrels. They knew exactly what they were doing. >>893160670 #

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: Anonymous Am i gay BLESSY Me trying to hide my feelings for you 127 KB JPG 06/02/19(Sun)06:41:29 No.12607358 >be me pulling an all nigther studying >really bored and tired decided to use omegle >mostly just guys looking for female interaction or posting links for female interaction >finally found someone actually willing to talk >it's a guy >it's ok i'm only here to met new people not to make a girlfriend >really enjoy talking to the guy >he actually studies near me >verycool.png >two hours in he tells me he's gay and wants to meet >mfw i just met him >mfw i genually feel an interest in him >am i gay?

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Anonymous (ID: tBMj0qaC) 01/23/23 (Mon)11:50:55 No.413331475 >>413331890 >>413332035 >>413332229 >>413332312 >>413333437 >>413334640 >>413335397 >>413336157 >>413336715 File: download.jpg (5 KB, 225x225) >>413329608 (OP) >cute Ukrainian cosplayer girl on patreon >innocent looking no nudes only did wholesome cosplay >started a $50 feet/implied nudes tier >subbed instantly >asked if she's willing to show more for $500 >she says no, she only did lewds to pay for college and will never show nudity >I still support her for several months in the hopes she might do some custom VIP content for me in the future if I earn her trust >she stopped updating four months into the war >find out later she's been gangraped ITS NOT F------ FAIR THOSE RUSSIAN PIGS GOT TO SEE HER NAKED FOR FREE F--- THEM

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File: 9c4caa9d68846416642fccbfc(...).jpg (61 KB, 1024x576) DD Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)07:37:37 No.71936791 ► >usual city life >full of fascinating little details ranging from different models of public transport vehicles to crows bickering over pieces of trash >normans wont dont notice any of this >conversation topics limited to literal whos doing literally what >car crash >"oh no, what happened, this is so bad" >proceed to flock to crash site >filming everything for le social media because this is le epic thing that they witnessed >obstruct paramedics and police due to pure retardation why are normies like this?

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