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: Anonymous 12/11/17(Mon)23:27:51 No.753574540 >be 17 >be chatting in group chat with friends >be sending some memes >accidently send a meme to mom >shieeet.jpeg >explain to mom 58 KB PNG >mom sends a rare pepe >allmywut.jpeg >turns out mom knows alot about good memes >now we send memes to eachother almost daily >never been happier all my life >pic related

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Obamna 1.93 MB GIF 01/24/23(Tue) 14:21:07 No.893187613 >going in a walk with parents >Married couple asks me to take a picture of them >refuse and say no sorry i dont want too >they laugh >parents criticize me all the way home Was i wrong here, i dont even know those people, why should i give a f--- Since when are you not supposed to refuse things now >>893187749 # : Anonymous >>893187613 (OP) # Would have taken two seconds, made someone happy, built a little character for you. Instead you had an embarrassing meltdown over something trivial 01/24/23(Tue)14:24:10 No.893187694

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: Anonymous >tfw not neurotypical after al(...) -- 01/23/23(Mon)17:04:19 No.71940486 1.95 MB GIF >mfw almost 22 years old and only now dealing with the realization i am probably autistic >everything from my childhood lines up perfectly, but i hid it by avoiding social interaction and sticking to video games >always laughed off the idea because i felt normal, despite being terrible at making / keeping friends, jobs, doing the same things all the time, etc. Bros... How do I deal with this? There's no cure. I just... am autistic now.

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: Anonymous idiot 28 KB JPG : Anonymous Kys f-- 01/24/23(Tue)08:53:16 No.893173964 >be me >f-- >try and give off subtle hints without making it painfully obvious >guy at work hits on me >call him a f------ loser and demoralize him in front of everyone >he quits the next day >this is the second time something like this has happened How do I stop spazzing out 01/24/23(Tue)09:22:42 No.893175510 01/24/23(Tue)09:32:36 No.893175911 : Anonymous >>893173964 (OP) # Should really just kys honestly no other option : Anonymous >>893173964 (OP) # Hey buddy, kill yourself 01/24/23(Tue)09:39:57 No.893176269

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File: received 1974516546119619.jpg (24 KB, 541x642) >be me >8 years old >playing around in my dads car >looking at the guages >think the car is empty because the fuel guage says low >remember that he has a important meeting in town the next day >idea.webm >hatch a plan to fill up dads car for him with the garden hose >decide to surprise him in the morning >he starts the car >"what the hell i thought i only had half a tank" >"surprise dad" >car dies >"what did you do?" >explain >dads p----- >going on about how hes going to miss his big meeting >calls taxi >taxi takes forever but arrives >taxi drops me off at my grandparents house 3 blocks away >grandma comes running out screaming like a banshee >she rushes me and dad into the house >look on the tv >911 >tfw dumb s--- as a kid saved my dad

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File: 6053da0bb734ba028ea016b63(...).jpg (53 KB, 720x1280) Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)20:05:58 No.893166262 [Reply] ► >be me >working minding my own >coworker tells me her cat died randomly >I don't give a single f--- >ignore her >get reported to hr >they request to speak to me quick >tell them I'm not getting paid to listen to stories of cats dying >they say they are going to have a meeting and get back to me on this ??? Is this seriously happening?

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: Anonymous >>893160615 # I visited a pretty little town in the South of France about 15 years ago and they had, on their menu, "a cheese burger with tomato". Being a 15 year old American kid from a small town in the south I ordered that s---. 01/23/23(Mon)15:27:35 No.893160666 These little frog c---- brought me a goddamn patty, with cheese squares and tomato wedges on the side and a f------ little cup of "KaTsUp". I asked if I could get a bun and they brought me a f------ piece of a baguette. It was in that moment I wished Hitler genocide those filthy mongrels. They knew exactly what they were doing. >>893160670 #

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: Anonymous Am i gay BLESSY Me trying to hide my feelings for you 127 KB JPG 06/02/19(Sun)06:41:29 No.12607358 >be me pulling an all nigther studying >really bored and tired decided to use omegle >mostly just guys looking for female interaction or posting links for female interaction >finally found someone actually willing to talk >it's a guy >it's ok i'm only here to met new people not to make a girlfriend >really enjoy talking to the guy >he actually studies near me >verycool.png >two hours in he tells me he's gay and wants to meet >mfw i just met him >mfw i genually feel an interest in him >am i gay?

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File: 9c4caa9d68846416642fccbfc(...).jpg (61 KB, 1024x576) DD Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)07:37:37 No.71936791 ► >usual city life >full of fascinating little details ranging from different models of public transport vehicles to crows bickering over pieces of trash >normans wont dont notice any of this >conversation topics limited to literal whos doing literally what >car crash >"oh no, what happened, this is so bad" >proceed to flock to crash site >filming everything for le social media because this is le epic thing that they witnessed >obstruct paramedics and police due to pure retardation why are normies like this?

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