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Anonymous (ID: tBMj0qaC) 01/23/23 (Mon)11:50:55 No.413331475 >>413331890 >>413332035 >>413332229 >>413332312 >>413333437 >>413334640 >>413335397 >>413336157 >>413336715 File: download.jpg (5 KB, 225x225) >>413329608 (OP) >cute Ukrainian cosplayer girl on patreon >innocent looking no nudes only did wholesome cosplay >started a $50 feet/implied nudes tier >subbed instantly >asked if she's willing to show more for $500 >she says no, she only did lewds to pay for college and will never show nudity >I still support her for several months in the hopes she might do some custom VIP content for me in the future if I earn her trust >she stopped updating four months into the war >find out later she's been gangraped ITS NOT F------ FAIR THOSE RUSSIAN PIGS GOT TO SEE HER NAKED FOR FREE F--- THEM

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: 9c4caa9d68846416642fccbfc(...).jpg (61 KB, 1024x576) DD Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)07:37:37 No.71936791 ► >usual city life >full of fascinating little details ranging from different models of public transport vehicles to crows bickering over pieces of trash >normans wont dont notice any of this >conversation topics limited to literal whos doing literally what >car crash >"oh no, what happened, this is so bad" >proceed to flock to crash site >filming everything for le social media because this is le epic thing that they witnessed >obstruct paramedics and police due to pure retardation why are normies like this?

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Anon is jaded | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB JPG 01/23/23(Mon)22:09:09 No.71939902 >subscription >subscription >subscription >subscription for subscription >utilities expense increase >buying a house is impossible >everything you buy costs more and people defend it >gas going up >sites track your every move >healthcare is broken still yeah i dont think i wanna help society anymore

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Rule 34 will rue the day they crossed Anon! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)15:47:49 No.71939664 8739487.png 1.1 MB PNG >rule 34 is removing samsung sam p--- They will know pain. : Anonymous >>71939664 (OP) # what will you do without p--- of [generic looking brown haired white woman], anon? it's literally over 01/23/23(Mon)15:49:23 No.71939679

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Anon goes to a cringe gym | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 23 KB JPG 12/01/20(Tue)07:20:53 No.58663104- > looking for a new gym > ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe > she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir" > buy a membership > its cringe

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Anon tries to impress | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hmhOuVd8 ) 06/13/13(Thu)18:56:42 No.486825597 >in high school >10/10 girl invites everyone to house party >go thinking I could make a move on her >get there and can't talk to anyone >even when everyone starts pairing off, making out and grinding each other, I'm just standing by the table taking sips of beer >eventually party dies down, the party girl leaves on a beer run with some older guys >I follow them out to join them being the retard that I was >they let me come with em >get beer, come back to her place, the whole trip I couldn't say anything and I could tell the other guys weren't comfortable with me >decide to man up and talk to her >in back yard, daring each other to do wierd s--- >I join in >one guy tells me to lick the girl's dog's ass >say no >the girl says "if anyone could actually do that id f--- him." >being a retard I didn't know she was joking. >do it >everyone is either laughing at me or giving me a disgusted look >the girl is f------ p----- and screams at me to let go of her dog >"I did it for you." >get literally thrown out of the house >switch highschools

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Anon helps a lady | /r/Greentext

>her fate begins to dawn on her >"um...uhh" >in superhuman state of hyperawarness. >icanseearoundcorners.pdf >she's just frustrated at first that she can't reach her key >looks up >sees me standing there drooling from the mouth >she knows >live in apartment building >walk home from getting coffee >girl from my building is parked at the curb >she's unloading groceries >i mean piles, PILES stuff. 4 free trade canvas bags full of food on each shoulder, holding butterball turkey under one arm, carrying stack of feminazi literature in the other one. waddling with gallon of milk held between her knees >patriarchy mode activate >crush cup of hot coffee in my hand >my granite-hard d--- begins to rip stitches on my jeans >"c-c-c-coould you.....umm" she starts to cry. >i howl to my fellow males in the vicinity >windows in our apartment building start opening, the men know what's up >cars stop, men horny for a display of female oppression get out and watch >seaoftestosterone.jpg >i strut over to her >i grab the doorknob >third degree burns. searing pain just makes me stronger >pupils dilate. hair stands up on back of neck. >d--- starts to get hard >she's sobbing. "c-c-can you....op-p-pen the d-door for me please?" >collapses on the sidewalk. the feminazi literature is soggy from her tears of despair >i roar in victory >the men poised around us start to beat their chests, howling >crush it like in The Incredibles >tear the entire door off its hinges >men are masturbating and grunting like geico cavemen >female oppression levels is up to 11 >she wails in anguish like a wounded animal >i stand over her, stone faced >"it was my privilege." >the men scream and yell in victory >my pants surrendered to my massive boner years ago >she looks up. she sits in the shade of my d--- >"th-th-thank y-y-you....." >i lean down >my mouth next to her ear >closer >it's raining semen and testosterone >this day is declared Anon Day >my coronation is Sunday

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anon’s coworker has an OnlyFans | /r/Greentext

Pytt konselinge get how to unfahamu ni >Be me, college student studying computer science >Have a competitive internship. There are two of us. Only one will get a job when we graduate >The other intern is quitting >A girl from my class is applying >She has an OnlyFans. I found her on the site a few months ago. I'm a subscriber. >She's always better than me in class >Go to the intern manager and let him know that she has an OnlyFans 1.15 MB JPG >Lie and say that she brags about it >Tell him I'm worried about the company's image >MFW she doesn't get the internship Random OnlyFans college girl pic

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Anon knows how hormones work. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: H4k0m0OE) TEEN WHO TRANSITIONED AT 16 NO(...) 08/04/20(Tue)14:33:07 No.271131501 theblaze UK teen girl wanted to be male; got breasts removed, took testosterone. Now 23, she says doctors should have 'challenged' her decision - and is suing. Anonymous (ID: BAvuhMxs) 3 >>271131501 (OP) # >Give woman testosterone >her rational reasoning improves FOLLOW 08/04/20(Tue)14:36:04 No.271131869 >>271132166 # >>271132881 # >>271133223 # >>271134332 # >>271134775 # >>271136263 # >>271136421 # >>271136633 # >>271136659 # >>271136801 # >>271136889 # >>271136910 # >>271136975 # >>271137192 # >>271137688 # >>271137852 # >>271138819 # >>271139068 # >>271139337 # >>271139364 # >>271139495 # >>271139539 # >>271139665 #>>271139676 # >>271139733 # >>271139941 # >>271140571 # >>271141024 # >>271141631 # >>271141918 # >>271141990 # >>271142005 # >>271142025 # >>271142491 # >>271142547 # >>271142555 # 1113000 >>271142674 # >>271143018 # >>271143028 # >>271143099 # >>271143230 #>>271143380 # >>271143477 # >>271143641 # >>271143978 # >>271144138 # >>271144537 # >>271144570 # >>271145019 # >>271145462 # >>271145746 # >>271145891 # >>271146484 # >>271146853 #

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Anon hears his friend have kinky hardcore sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 01/24/21(Sun)15:04:47 >crashing on couch at friends house >trying to sleep >hear him talking on phone in other room >sounds like he is having phone sex No.845659188 >he farts loudly >'did you hear that baby?' >'you like it when daddy s---- himself?' >'no im naked so it went ALL over the chair' >'not the same one from fajita night last week. My friend is sleeping on that one' >quickly get up and leave >go home and take 20 boiling showers >still haven't replied to any of his texts or calls

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Anon is doin his gf's mom | /r/Greentext

>be me, 15, virgin >gf calls me over >watch movie, bla, bla end up making out on couch >she is touching me all over body >my brain gets scrambled thinking about losing virginity >try to take her bra off >can't do it, because brain started to drift off >"You haven't unhooked lots of bra's, have you Anon?" >"Just your mom's" >wtfdidljustsay.jpg >tells me to leave >explain to her that I didn't mean it >nope.avi >breaks up with me next day >still virgin, hate my life Why do I say these things

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Anon is a doctor | /r/Greentext

>be me >my stomach has been nothing short of a nightmare past few years >living with both IBS and GERD >usually in bathroom for hours everyday on the bowl trying to defecate (usually diarrhea) or/and hurl everything in my stomach up >diet, exercise, medication, none of it works >queue one day last week >cant sleep, up all night with both diarrhea and acid reflux 413 KB PNG >finally had enough >start beating the living s--- out of my stomach >first with a fury of fist punches, then with the base of a shampoo bottle >skin around stomach is starting to bruise >stomach still in knots and my throat is still burning >kick it up a notch >jump belly first onto my bathroom floor over and over again >must have done so a few dozen times at minimum >in between jumps still throwing up and s-------, now with a lot more blood >keep repeating process until i pass out from both pain and exhaustion >wake up next morning >toilet is a mess, bathroom is a mess >stomach area looks like i got beat with a crowbar >a lot of physical pain >try to go and s--- >i dont need to >go the rest of morning without needing to s--- >no stomach flair ups or acid reflux >poop once that day (normal log) >its been 6-7 days with no acid reflux and ive only pooped about 1-2 times everyday since did i cure myself or is my body still in a state of shock?

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anon's life gets fulfilled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)21:27:20 No.893136781 952 KB WEBM I just took the best s--- ever. It took me 45 minutes, it had everything from diamond hard logs to pure liquid. The bathroom stunk so bad afterwards I had to open the window to let it air out, I light a match to help with the sulfur and of course sprayed air freshener. Took three flushes and a half roll of toilet paper. At the end of it, just one long fart, about 15 seconds of liquid. Then my bladder was finally empty. Im fairly certain I lost at least 5 pounds. : Anonymous >>893136781 (OP) # Have you tasted the poop? 01/23/23(Mon)21:32:39 No.893136976

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