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: Anonymous Wat 150 KB PNG 09/24/18(Mon)23:23:35 No.48329553 >be me >Viet Cong >hear Fortunate Son in distance >mfw

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous Skinwalker in Eastern Europe 12 KB PNG 01/17/23(Tue)14:58:21 No.33863692 > be me > 10 yo > coming home after karate training > it is dark outside already > my housing estate is on the other side of a badly lit forest park > hear noises from the dark, off the road > I instantly think it's a f------ skinwalker > I live in Eastern Europe, but I was f------ retarded and watched too many scary stuff at that time > start panicking > get a brilliant idea > I heard a true crime story where the victim just started acting retarded and crazy to ward off the attacker > decide to try it out > start spasming, twitching and gurgling > fall on the ground and double down on being retard > after good 5 minutes I think to myself I scared the skinwalker away > run home > go to bed > next day neighbor comes to talk with my mom about how he saw me spasming on the ground while walking his dog > get appointment at the psychiatrist > they put me on 5 different meds for the next 8 years > mfw

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Anon gets a factory reset | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Finally dated a girl. Became even more incel 32 KB JPG 01/17/23(Tue)21:15:52 No.71864135 >live as an incel until 25 >finally meet a girl I share interests with - anime, series, internet culture >she complains about how she doesnt get along with normies, either >start dating, my first dates ever actually >she is a sperg just like myself! i finally found an IRL fembot! >no stacy that attracts hordes of men, but fairly cute in her own, innocent way >THIS IS THE ONE, IT HAS TO BE.jpg >on one date, I ask her why she even agreed to go out with me. >because you are tall, anon, and I liked your hair and voice >something inside me dies >despite seeming so quirky, so unique, she is just a Stacy in another package, after all >I realize she may have never liked my le ebin personality >I realize no woman ever will >still willing to date her for as long as she is willing, but more jaded about female nature than ever before Finally dating made me more identify with the incel mindset even more, not less.

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Anon has a gamer moment. | /r/Greentext

File: r3124.png (364 KB, 710x842) Gaming stories Anonymous 01/17/23(Tue) 10:00:46 No.892780307 ► >Be me >Playing vidya with my brother. >Beat him like your father used to beat you. >gamermoment.exe >Yell, "I f----- your mother!" to my brother as loud as I can. >We process this for a sec. >Burst out laughing for how ridiculous that was. >Suddenly dad bursts in and tells us to keep it down. >He also chews me out for swearing. >He's probably just mad jealous. [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Post a Reply]

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Anon is baiting the dream | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 434 KB GIF 01/17/23(Tue)20:07:38 No.71861912 5 Replies >Sleep 18 hours a day >Browse 4chan while listening to Hammerfall >Drink at least one liter of soda a day >Eat at least five pieces of battered fish per meal >Eat at least five pizzas a week >Only leave the apartment to get food >Never have to shower or bathe >Never have to brush my teeth I'm living the dream. Why aren't you? : Anonymous >>71861912 (OP) # how do you get money ? i would love to live the dream but cant View Thread 01/17/23(Tue)20:09:45 No.71861934 : Anonymous >>71861912 (OP) # What the f--- is "the dream" about baiting a hopeless retard in the r9k log 01/17/23(Tue)20:11:45 No.71861959

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Projectile Erectile | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous audiable screaming) 01/17/23(Tue)08:53:47 No.71858409 >that time I puked on the girl I liked when I was 10 >that time I just asked if I could touch a girls boobs when I was like 14 38 KB JPG >that time I asked a girl what it meant when I got a boner I don't know what happened between then and now to make me so scared of talking to girls. If I kept it up maybe I wouldn't be a kv.

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Unrelated but I got banned off 4chan I didn't know there was rules | /r/Greentext

You are banned! ;__; You have been permanently banned from all boards for breaking Global Rule 1: You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law. Your ban was filed on January 17th, 2023. This ban will not expire. According to our server, your IP is: was Anonymous. Please check back in 3 days when you may appeal your ban. The name you were posting with 4 CHAN BANNEd

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Anon has something to say to europeans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: v13rk0jn 352 KB JPG 01/17/23(Tue)04:11:22 No.53307415 >be me >be argentinian with european roots and citizenship just for the lolz, grandpa fought ww2 >live in the countryside, own land to produce food for thousands if not millions of people >soil works for me while neeting and baiting anons >weak gov, both evading taxes and hiding wealth are a piece of cake >have my own bunker in a remote location in the southern hemisphere, could live underground for decades >world champion for the 3rd time >be you >be "real" european just because you were born there, never did anything for europe >live in some noisy and overpopulated city filled with refugees and immigrants, own nothing >work half a month to pay landlord >globohomo gov, work the other half to fund jew agenda >duck and cover, gopniks about to wipe you off the map >ngubu national team, beaten by morocco both on the pitch and on your streets

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Anon gets trap | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 90 KB PNG : Anonymous 116 KB PNG 05/27/22(Fri)21:04:51 No.878973292 >tfw Dr. Eggman traps you and starts to slowly unzip his pants 05/27/22 (Fri)21:22:37 No.878974210 >>878973292 (OP) # YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY THE MORE THE MERRIER

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just stay asleep, then. simple as | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 321 KB PNG 01/04/22(Tue) 10:17:52 No.66845376 >keep having dream where I have cool ass telekinetic powers >wake up >don't have telekinetic powers this is b-------

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Anon's "happy" ending | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/23(Tue)08:50:22 No.624613532 >>624610090 # Here's another story. >new girlfriend. >single mom, smokes, has tattoos, facial piercings, and really likes horoscopes. 149 KB JPG >I don't like any of the aforementioned s--- but I'm lonely so I simply live with the pain. >Don't even bring up that those things are red flags for me, I smile and endure it because I'm so f------ lonely and she has nice tiddies >We don't do anything sexual for the most part because her kid is around, and she chides me for being pervy. >whatever.jpg, at least I can fondle her tiddies in bed. >Finally she got angry and accused me of cheating >I'd stopped trying to make advances on her because she'd tell me we can't do anything because her kid is around and she took that as me having gotten my rocks off with another woman >A damning accusation, I ask. "who am I cheating on you with?" >"You know who!" >I literally don't, because I wasn't cheating. Anyway, she's already burnt the proverbial bridge to my heart at this point so I say f--- it and bail. >For s---- and giggles, I tell her I was f------ one of her friends and sent a shop'd text of her friend asking me to come over >Find out later she went to that friend's house, got in a fight with that friend, and ended up going to jail is it f----- up I consider that a "happy" ending?

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Anon loves cows | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/21(Sat)20:56:28 No.868444254 Lingerie Set for Women Teddy Japanese One Piece Babydoll Nightwear go Screenshot_20211211-204924_Amazon Shopping~2.jpg 153 KB JPG >get gf cow lingerie on amazon >f--- her in it many times >driving past field of cows on my way home from work >get r----------- Did a God really create us?

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Anon drives a shitbox | /r/Greentext

R: 2/1: 2 >drive a shitbox with no passing power >try to pass a left lane camper and they speed up

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