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File: r3124.png (364 KB, 710x842) Gaming stories Anonymous 01/17/23(Tue) 10:00:46 No.892780307 ► >Be me >Playing vidya with my brother. >Beat him like your father used to beat you. >gamermoment.exe >Yell, "I f----- your mother!" to my brother as loud as I can. >We process this for a sec. >Burst out laughing for how ridiculous that was. >Suddenly dad bursts in and tells us to keep it down. >He also chews me out for swearing. >He's probably just mad jealous. [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Post a Reply]

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 434 KB GIF 01/17/23(Tue)20:07:38 No.71861912 5 Replies >Sleep 18 hours a day >Browse 4chan while listening to Hammerfall >Drink at least one liter of soda a day >Eat at least five pieces of battered fish per meal >Eat at least five pizzas a week >Only leave the apartment to get food >Never have to shower or bathe >Never have to brush my teeth I'm living the dream. Why aren't you? : Anonymous >>71861912 (OP) # how do you get money ? i would love to live the dream but cant View Thread 01/17/23(Tue)20:09:45 No.71861934 : Anonymous >>71861912 (OP) # What the f--- is "the dream" about baiting a hopeless retard in the r9k log 01/17/23(Tue)20:11:45 No.71861959

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: Anonymous audiable screaming) 01/17/23(Tue)08:53:47 No.71858409 >that time I puked on the girl I liked when I was 10 >that time I just asked if I could touch a girls boobs when I was like 14 38 KB JPG >that time I asked a girl what it meant when I got a boner I don't know what happened between then and now to make me so scared of talking to girls. If I kept it up maybe I wouldn't be a kv.

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Unrelated but I got banned off 4chan I didn't know there was rules | /r/Greentext

You are banned! ;__; You have been permanently banned from all boards for breaking Global Rule 1: You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law. Your ban was filed on January 17th, 2023. This ban will not expire. According to our server, your IP is: was Anonymous. Please check back in 3 days when you may appeal your ban. The name you were posting with 4 CHAN BANNEd

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Anon has something to say to europeans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: v13rk0jn 352 KB JPG 01/17/23(Tue)04:11:22 No.53307415 >be me >be argentinian with european roots and citizenship just for the lolz, grandpa fought ww2 >live in the countryside, own land to produce food for thousands if not millions of people >soil works for me while neeting and baiting anons >weak gov, both evading taxes and hiding wealth are a piece of cake >have my own bunker in a remote location in the southern hemisphere, could live underground for decades >world champion for the 3rd time >be you >be "real" european just because you were born there, never did anything for europe >live in some noisy and overpopulated city filled with refugees and immigrants, own nothing >work half a month to pay landlord >globohomo gov, work the other half to fund jew agenda >duck and cover, gopniks about to wipe you off the map >ngubu national team, beaten by morocco both on the pitch and on your streets

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: Anonymous 90 KB PNG : Anonymous 116 KB PNG 05/27/22(Fri)21:04:51 No.878973292 >tfw Dr. Eggman traps you and starts to slowly unzip his pants 05/27/22 (Fri)21:22:37 No.878974210 >>878973292 (OP) # YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY THE MORE THE MERRIER

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: Anonymous 321 KB PNG 01/04/22(Tue) 10:17:52 No.66845376 >keep having dream where I have cool ass telekinetic powers >wake up >don't have telekinetic powers this is b-------

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Anon's "happy" ending | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/17/23(Tue)08:50:22 No.624613532 >>624610090 # Here's another story. >new girlfriend. >single mom, smokes, has tattoos, facial piercings, and really likes horoscopes. 149 KB JPG >I don't like any of the aforementioned s--- but I'm lonely so I simply live with the pain. >Don't even bring up that those things are red flags for me, I smile and endure it because I'm so f------ lonely and she has nice tiddies >We don't do anything sexual for the most part because her kid is around, and she chides me for being pervy. >whatever.jpg, at least I can fondle her tiddies in bed. >Finally she got angry and accused me of cheating >I'd stopped trying to make advances on her because she'd tell me we can't do anything because her kid is around and she took that as me having gotten my rocks off with another woman >A damning accusation, I ask. "who am I cheating on you with?" >"You know who!" >I literally don't, because I wasn't cheating. Anyway, she's already burnt the proverbial bridge to my heart at this point so I say f--- it and bail. >For s---- and giggles, I tell her I was f------ one of her friends and sent a shop'd text of her friend asking me to come over >Find out later she went to that friend's house, got in a fight with that friend, and ended up going to jail is it f----- up I consider that a "happy" ending?

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Anon loves cows | /r/Greentext

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: Anonymous 231 KB JPG 01/17/23(Tue)13:25:31 No.71859175 >miss the old times where losers and weebs would post here about embarrassing stuff or some funny autistic story >now all you f------ do is larp over trannies and femboys

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Anon has a nightmare | /r/Greentext

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