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Yuji Sakai (Deceased) No. 10566850 false the reason i like japanese people is cause they have like really small eyes and stuff and i really like that cause i have a very small weird penis Your fortune: Average Luck 1 reply 2 posters

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous (ID: SvtK80i9) 02/16/16(Tu >live in Australia >someone tries to rob my house >notice his ground-harness is a bit rusty >throw boomerang at it >it breaks >laugh as he falls into the sun

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: Anonymous HERSTE 78 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)17:01:17 No.71821264 > be me > troglodyte tier sleep schedule > fall asleep at ~05:00, wake ~14:00 > spend entire week trying to fix it using Monster energy and loud alarm clock > Think I actually fixed it > ffw to today > Got too comfy watching youtube in my couch > Fell asleep > Just woke 5min ago > My sleep schedule is now 09:00-17:00 > Mfw New semester starts this monday, I'm f-----. :<

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Anonymous 4 hours ago 10 REPLIES Anonymous 4 hours ago >onions image >thread hidden :) Anonymous 4 hours ago >>71816734 (OP) because the people who made him up needed labor during harsh conditions to continue living lavish lifestyles (for the time of course). 71816734 >If you kill yourself because your life is s---, you WILL spend the rest of eternity in Hell Why is he like this? Anonymous 4 hours ago >play game >game is hard 71816752 >quit game Does this look like winning? 71816761 Anonymous 4 hours ago >>71816734 (OP) I don't think it's 100% settled, but it makes sense. >You're committing the sin of taking a life >since you are taking your own life, there is no opportunity to repent and be forgiven for the sin also Christ said we need to endure till the end. >your life is s--- 71816766 the fact you have a phone/pc to post on the internet proves you have it better than millions of people on earth who are not suicidal. This is a YOU problem. What makes your life so terrible? No gf? Fat? What steps have you taken to improve your life? 2 REPLIES 71816769

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File: ggggggggggggg.png (240 KB, 692x753) Gabriella Cázares-Kelly @GabriellaCKelly Rewatched the LOTR trilogy recently and my kid casually says, "this is the only scene where 2 women speak to each other in the whole trilogy." The exchange? A little girl says to Eowyn, "Where's Mama?!" Eowyn shushes her. "Shh!" End scene. Ouch. It also never occurred to me that 1:05 AM-12/20/22 5.2M Views 43.7K Likes 1,772 Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)18:39:20 No.179140228 [Reply] >>179147411 >>179147435 >>179147558 >>179140358 >>179140374 >>179140375 >>179140394>>179140399 >>179140426 >>179140456 >>179140482 >>179140490 >>179140783 >>179140785 >>179141391 >>179141828 >>179141879 >>179142159 >>179142187 >>179142458 >>179142517 >>179142597 >>179142698 >>179142898 >>179143016 >>179143080 >>179143129 >>179143134 >>179143227 >>179143276 >>179143419 >>179144075 >>179144208 >>179144278 >>179144319 >>179144385 >>179144425 >>179144536 >>179144561 >>179144847 >>179144883 >>179144933 >>179145249 >>179145659 >>179145709 >>179145840 >>179146225 >>179146544 >>179146986 Damn... Showing all replies. Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)18:41:37 No.179140313 >>179141549 >>179141975 >>179142205 >>179142247 >>179142861 >>179142941 >>179142983 >>179143002 >>179143235 >>179144104 >>179144127 >>179144152 >>179144175 >>179144197 >>179144319 >>179144456 >>179145482 >>179145485 >>179145517 >>179145590 >>179145649 >>179145709 >>179145752 >>179145797 >>179145806 >>179146577 No wonder it was so good

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Anonymous 01/14/23(Sat)06:43:55 No.71816734 >If you kill yourself because your life is s---, you WILL spend the rest of eternity in Hell Why is he like this?

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Anonymous Lmao 382 KB JPG 01/12/23(Thu)00:56:46 No.71788756 >be me >just lookingat my insta stories >see one girl asking for dm >surewhynot.png >goes well >i invite her to party >cant on that day >i change it to different day and place closer to her >doesnt like the place >change the place again >she likes it and agrees >almostthere.png >suddenly cancels >k nothing lost move on >be me few days ago >she makes a story again >calls herself forever single >Lmao I am not implying that i am some great Basedus Gigachadicus Maximums i am mostly average all in all but to cancel date at last second and then complain about it is just hilarious

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: Anonymous 03/20/22(Sun)19:39:28 No.592712407 >you text her back >"sure babe I'd love to watch a marvel movie or two." >text from unknown number >"Yo dont bother dawg." >picture of your gf holding up a full condom while covering her eyes with the other arm. 995 KB PNG i cant count how many times this has happened to me >>592712529 # >>592712597 # >>592713265 #

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Anonymous 01/14/23(Sat)00:28:13 No.71816625 104 KB JPG >Men: I'm struggling rn and i feel ostracized by society. >Women: Well we get r---- and beaten on a daily basis your struggles dont compare to ours. >Men: That's not what i said... >Tate: You matter. I understand your struggles, come and ill help u. >Women: Wait no...u can't do that... Now explain to me how tf dont u understand why these dudes love that bald retard

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: Anonymous (ID: EjQXmTV3) #1 01/12/23(Thu)16:06:49 No.411906771 Un 000 000 wwww. UJ 1434662907428.jpg 107 KB JPG FU >Designed to kill Soviets >Americans actually mad they're being sent to Ukraine to fulfill their purpose

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: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)07:19:40 No.247673023 >Only female protag in JoJo >Loses >The entire universe is reset What did Araki mean by this

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: Anonymous This situation is so f------ w(...) 3 KB JPG 01/13/23(Fri)21:36:19 No.892562751 >be me >be 19 >have a best friend, which I know for a solid 14 years >he has a big family >family of 5: a mother, one older brother, two older sisters, one younger brother (and him) >since I know him for 14 years, I know his family for as long >at almost every weekend I'm over at his' >be extremely shy and timid, social coward basically >for mentioned reason be almost invisible when I'm there >only person I really talk to is my friend. >when I stumble upon someone at breakfast or when I arrive there it's usually just an exchange of greetings, for I am to shy to start any form of convo >one of the older sisters is 22 >everytime I see her my heart starts racing >she has a beautiful smile and laugh >very kind and considerate >always catch myself thinking about her >mfw I'm in love with my best friend's sister This is so awkward. The only time we talk with each other is literally when the family goes on a walk or plays some board games. I'd love to get to know her better but I can't think of a way to accomplish that without seeming like some sort of creep. Do I just suddenly start to engage in a conversation with her? Wouldn't that be awkward? Out of the blue? The only person I could talk to is aformentioned friend. But since it is his sister we are talking about I can't help but feel dreadfully uncomfortable with the thought of us talking about that. This is why I'm typing all this. It is a ruthless world we live in. Did I f--- up, /b/ros?

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