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Anonymous Lmao 382 KB JPG 01/12/23(Thu)00:56:46 No.71788756 >be me >just lookingat my insta stories >see one girl asking for dm >surewhynot.png >goes well >i invite her to party >cant on that day >i change it to different day and place closer to her >doesnt like the place >change the place again >she likes it and agrees >almostthere.png >suddenly cancels >k nothing lost move on >be me few days ago >she makes a story again >calls herself forever single >Lmao I am not implying that i am some great Basedus Gigachadicus Maximums i am mostly average all in all but to cancel date at last second and then complain about it is just hilarious

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: EjQXmTV3) #1 01/12/23(Thu)16:06:49 No.411906771 Un 000 000 wwww. UJ 1434662907428.jpg 107 KB JPG FU >Designed to kill Soviets >Americans actually mad they're being sent to Ukraine to fulfill their purpose

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: Anonymous This situation is so f------ w(...) 3 KB JPG 01/13/23(Fri)21:36:19 No.892562751 >be me >be 19 >have a best friend, which I know for a solid 14 years >he has a big family >family of 5: a mother, one older brother, two older sisters, one younger brother (and him) >since I know him for 14 years, I know his family for as long >at almost every weekend I'm over at his' >be extremely shy and timid, social coward basically >for mentioned reason be almost invisible when I'm there >only person I really talk to is my friend. >when I stumble upon someone at breakfast or when I arrive there it's usually just an exchange of greetings, for I am to shy to start any form of convo >one of the older sisters is 22 >everytime I see her my heart starts racing >she has a beautiful smile and laugh >very kind and considerate >always catch myself thinking about her >mfw I'm in love with my best friend's sister This is so awkward. The only time we talk with each other is literally when the family goes on a walk or plays some board games. I'd love to get to know her better but I can't think of a way to accomplish that without seeming like some sort of creep. Do I just suddenly start to engage in a conversation with her? Wouldn't that be awkward? Out of the blue? The only person I could talk to is aformentioned friend. But since it is his sister we are talking about I can't help but feel dreadfully uncomfortable with the thought of us talking about that. This is why I'm typing all this. It is a ruthless world we live in. Did I f--- up, /b/ros?

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Anonymous 194 KB JPG Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)22:03:09 No.892581923 he's still polite >Conversation trials off >He asks me to go home early, says we just don't need so many people on shift >Get text saying I need to see him first thing when I come in tomorrow society turne me into a monster >Talking to boss >Actually having a normal pleasant conversation Bros, how f----- am I? 56 KB JPG >His daughter comes up as a topic >Accidentally call her a "Loli" >See him do a double take and he gets a really deadpan expression but 01/13/23(Fri)22:05:18 No.892582026 i diagnose you with too much internet

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1652012049507.gif (94 KB, 498x498) google yandex iqdb wait I f----- up, /pol/ Anonymous (ID: Jw9U7yLP) 13/01/23(Fri)12:52:44 No.412021757 >>412021934 >>412022033 >>412022077 >>412022163 >>412022172 >>412022197 >>412022217 >>412022269 >>412022335 >>412022375 >>412022387 >>412022434 >>412022473 >>412022499 >>412022509 >>412022524 >>412022540 >>412022633 >>412022735 >>412022745 >>412022869 >>412022912 >>412022946 >>412023022 >>412023040 >>412023047 >>412023143 >>412023242 >>412023266 >>412023299 >>412023391 >>412023488 >>412023604 >>412023880 >>412024090 >>412024109 >>412024230 >>412024241 >>412024284 >>412024317 >>412024352 >>412024387 >>412024424 >>412024436 >>412024486 >>412024503 >>412024585 >>412024587 >>412024696 >>412024703 >>412024923 >>412024946 >>412024997 >>412025047 >>412025098 >>412025116 >>412025268 >>412025351 >>412025521 >>412025576 >>412025589 >>412025615 >>412025622 >>412025665 >>412025745 >>412025832 >>412025864 >>412025918 >>412025939 >>412025968 >>412026108 >>412026110 >>412026233 >>412026253 >>412026284 >>412026319 >>412026344 >>412026464 >>412026528 >>412026546 >>412026674 >>412026677 >>412026803 >>412026887 >>412026913 >>412027070 >>412027101 >>412027196 >>412027204 >>412027308 >>412027552 >>412027700 >>412027779 >>412028055 >>412028061 >>412028196 >>412028356 >>412028365 >>412028430 >>412028605 >>412028612 >>412028634 >>412028638 >>412028769 >>412029000 >>412029224 >>412029268 >>412029505 >>412029561 >>412029631 >>412029672 >>412029702 >>412029772 >>412030005 >>412030160 >>412030337 >>412030512 >>412030664 >>412030822 >>412030974 >>412031230 >>412031296 >>412031440 >>412031470 >>412031537 >>412032387 >>412032547 >>412032975 >>412033188 >>412033316 >>412033442 >>412033627 >>412033747 >>412034072 >>412034081 >>412034256 >>412034419 >>412034543 >>412034574 >>412034740 >>412034744 >>412035204 >>412035274 >>412035396 >>412035478 >>412035622 >>412035677 >>412035717 >>412035724 >>412035901 >>412035924 >>412035930 >>412037773 I f----- up really, really bad. >be 33yo anon visiting parents in florida >having big family dinner last night, lots of extended family around, about 18 in total >I'd had about 5 beers and was having a great time >young nephew has just turned 20, seems a bit directionless, doesn't know what to do in life >suddenly nephew stands up, says he has a big announcement to make >he's enlisted with the army, he's going to basic training soon >his parents are smiling, looking proud >I try not to laugh but do, audibly scoff and almost choke on my food >everyone looks at me like I'm retarded >nephew says "what is it, anon?" >know I shouldn't say anything but can't help myself, the beers have freed my autism >say "I mean I think it's great that you want to go die for israel" >dead silence >immediately realize I have f----- up >sister a few chairs down from me (nephew's mom) says "anon what the f--- is wrong with you?" >try to play it off as as bad joke, say I was just kidding, think it's great and I'll buy him a beer when he gets back >nobody is buying it >some people look shellshocked, others disgusted, my dad looks upset and is silently pushing his food around with his fork >rest of the dinner is extremely awkward >wake up this morning to a text from my sister saying I'm a f------ a------ >parents aren't barely talking to me, avoiding any conversation what the f--- do I do? I know I shouldn't have revealed my power level but how do I come back from this?

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File: ErJtB6QWMAc-ur3.png (186 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:52:08 No.859495863 ► >>859495905 >>859495905 thanks fren >be me > 19 m >i like traps/trannies >talk with a girl when at vacation >fall in love with her >i no longer like traps/trannies get a life f------ Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:53:15 No.859495905 >>859495981 Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu)21:55:15 No.859495981 File: pepe.jpg (25 KB, 474x474) >>859495863 (OP) Love is a powerful thing. Good luck on your future endeavors.

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File: SD18460106.jpg (399 KB, 600x900) I'm in fear of my life Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)11:51:34 No.71808952 >typing this from inside a Denny's rn >brother is schizoid whose gf is a sex doll he calls Kiki >family has learned to accept it at this point >bro announces he is engaged to Kiki and he wants me to be the best man >tells me that he wants a bachelor party with a stripper >I ask if he wants her to be a doll or a real girl >he acts like he doesn't know what I'm talking about at first then he just says "surprise me" >invite some of my friends to the party because bro doesn't have any >explain sitch to friends, they say that it would be super awkward with a stripper and maybe seeing a real girl would snap my bro out of being a schizoid >hire the cheapest stripper we could find >big black chick named Witchita Jones >try to explain the sitch to her, and she nods while smoking a menthol >not sure she if was listening >night of party me, bro, and my friends are in the cheapest motel room we could find waiting for Witchita Jones >bro leans over to me and says that Kiki doesn't know about this and she would murder all of us if she found out, then he smiles and winks >thankskanyeverycool.png >never felt this uncomfortable in my life >knock at door, friend opens it >immediately gets his head blown off >Kiki walks in with an AR-15, starts shooting up the room >manage to dodge a deluge of blood and bullets, jump out the window >find Witchita Jones' headless body in the parking lot >drive off I've stopped at this Denny's where I'm typing this on my mini mac to gather my thoughts. Might call the police but I'm not sure if they'll believe me.

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: Anonymous mys 606 KB PNG 01/13/23(Fri)18:34:02 No.71809365 >be me >found out my younger sister lost her f------ virginity >like she's not even out of high school and im almost 30 and still kissless >also be upset her innocence was taken >cry all night >idea >be yesterday night parents were out >go to my sister's room and threaten to tell our parents she had sex >she starts crying and begging me not to do it >tell her to tell me how it happen including every detail or i'll tell >she reluctantly accepts >she tells me how it happened and all >close my eyes and imagine its me and my high school crush so i can feel normal for once >sister is crying while telling the story but get so immersed in it, it actually feels like it actually happened to me >be immersed in the story so accidentally take my d--- out to masturbate >sister is crying and then she's shocked and asks me w-- am i doing >be back to reality and realize my f--- up >threaten to tell mom but she just leaves her room and locks herself in our parents bedroom >parents came back home and she told them everything they want me to move out of the house anons. I just wanted to feel normal for once

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