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1652012049507.gif (94 KB, 498x498) google yandex iqdb wait I f----- up, /pol/ Anonymous (ID: Jw9U7yLP) 13/01/23(Fri)12:52:44 No.412021757 >>412021934 >>412022033 >>412022077 >>412022163 >>412022172 >>412022197 >>412022217 >>412022269 >>412022335 >>412022375 >>412022387 >>412022434 >>412022473 >>412022499 >>412022509 >>412022524 >>412022540 >>412022633 >>412022735 >>412022745 >>412022869 >>412022912 >>412022946 >>412023022 >>412023040 >>412023047 >>412023143 >>412023242 >>412023266 >>412023299 >>412023391 >>412023488 >>412023604 >>412023880 >>412024090 >>412024109 >>412024230 >>412024241 >>412024284 >>412024317 >>412024352 >>412024387 >>412024424 >>412024436 >>412024486 >>412024503 >>412024585 >>412024587 >>412024696 >>412024703 >>412024923 >>412024946 >>412024997 >>412025047 >>412025098 >>412025116 >>412025268 >>412025351 >>412025521 >>412025576 >>412025589 >>412025615 >>412025622 >>412025665 >>412025745 >>412025832 >>412025864 >>412025918 >>412025939 >>412025968 >>412026108 >>412026110 >>412026233 >>412026253 >>412026284 >>412026319 >>412026344 >>412026464 >>412026528 >>412026546 >>412026674 >>412026677 >>412026803 >>412026887 >>412026913 >>412027070 >>412027101 >>412027196 >>412027204 >>412027308 >>412027552 >>412027700 >>412027779 >>412028055 >>412028061 >>412028196 >>412028356 >>412028365 >>412028430 >>412028605 >>412028612 >>412028634 >>412028638 >>412028769 >>412029000 >>412029224 >>412029268 >>412029505 >>412029561 >>412029631 >>412029672 >>412029702 >>412029772 >>412030005 >>412030160 >>412030337 >>412030512 >>412030664 >>412030822 >>412030974 >>412031230 >>412031296 >>412031440 >>412031470 >>412031537 >>412032387 >>412032547 >>412032975 >>412033188 >>412033316 >>412033442 >>412033627 >>412033747 >>412034072 >>412034081 >>412034256 >>412034419 >>412034543 >>412034574 >>412034740 >>412034744 >>412035204 >>412035274 >>412035396 >>412035478 >>412035622 >>412035677 >>412035717 >>412035724 >>412035901 >>412035924 >>412035930 >>412037773 I f----- up really, really bad. >be 33yo anon visiting parents in florida >having big family dinner last night, lots of extended family around, about 18 in total >I'd had about 5 beers and was having a great time >young nephew has just turned 20, seems a bit directionless, doesn't know what to do in life >suddenly nephew stands up, says he has a big announcement to make >he's enlisted with the army, he's going to basic training soon >his parents are smiling, looking proud >I try not to laugh but do, audibly scoff and almost choke on my food >everyone looks at me like I'm retarded >nephew says "what is it, anon?" >know I shouldn't say anything but can't help myself, the beers have freed my autism >say "I mean I think it's great that you want to go die for israel" >dead silence >immediately realize I have f----- up >sister a few chairs down from me (nephew's mom) says "anon what the f--- is wrong with you?" >try to play it off as as bad joke, say I was just kidding, think it's great and I'll buy him a beer when he gets back >nobody is buying it >some people look shellshocked, others disgusted, my dad looks upset and is silently pushing his food around with his fork >rest of the dinner is extremely awkward >wake up this morning to a text from my sister saying I'm a f------ a------ >parents aren't barely talking to me, avoiding any conversation what the f--- do I do? I know I shouldn't have revealed my power level but how do I come back from this?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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