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File: ggggggggggggg.png (240 KB, 692x753) Gabriella Cázares-Kelly @GabriellaCKelly Rewatched the LOTR trilogy recently and my kid casually says, "this is the only scene where 2 women speak to each other in the whole trilogy." The exchange? A little girl says to Eowyn, "Where's Mama?!" Eowyn shushes her. "Shh!" End scene. Ouch. It also never occurred to me that 1:05 AM-12/20/22 5.2M Views 43.7K Likes 1,772 Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)18:39:20 No.179140228 [Reply] >>179147411 >>179147435 >>179147558 >>179140358 >>179140374 >>179140375 >>179140394>>179140399 >>179140426 >>179140456 >>179140482 >>179140490 >>179140783 >>179140785 >>179141391 >>179141828 >>179141879 >>179142159 >>179142187 >>179142458 >>179142517 >>179142597 >>179142698 >>179142898 >>179143016 >>179143080 >>179143129 >>179143134 >>179143227 >>179143276 >>179143419 >>179144075 >>179144208 >>179144278 >>179144319 >>179144385 >>179144425 >>179144536 >>179144561 >>179144847 >>179144883 >>179144933 >>179145249 >>179145659 >>179145709 >>179145840 >>179146225 >>179146544 >>179146986 Damn... Showing all replies. Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)18:41:37 No.179140313 >>179141549 >>179141975 >>179142205 >>179142247 >>179142861 >>179142941 >>179142983 >>179143002 >>179143235 >>179144104 >>179144127 >>179144152 >>179144175 >>179144197 >>179144319 >>179144456 >>179145482 >>179145485 >>179145517 >>179145590 >>179145649 >>179145709 >>179145752 >>179145797 >>179145806 >>179146577 No wonder it was so good

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous Lmao 382 KB JPG 01/12/23(Thu)00:56:46 No.71788756 >be me >just lookingat my insta stories >see one girl asking for dm >surewhynot.png >goes well >i invite her to party >cant on that day >i change it to different day and place closer to her >doesnt like the place >change the place again >she likes it and agrees >almostthere.png >suddenly cancels >k nothing lost move on >be me few days ago >she makes a story again >calls herself forever single >Lmao I am not implying that i am some great Basedus Gigachadicus Maximums i am mostly average all in all but to cancel date at last second and then complain about it is just hilarious

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: Anonymous 03/20/22(Sun)19:39:28 No.592712407 >you text her back >"sure babe I'd love to watch a marvel movie or two." >text from unknown number >"Yo dont bother dawg." >picture of your gf holding up a full condom while covering her eyes with the other arm. 995 KB PNG i cant count how many times this has happened to me >>592712529 # >>592712597 # >>592713265 #

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Anonymous 01/14/23(Sat)00:28:13 No.71816625 104 KB JPG >Men: I'm struggling rn and i feel ostracized by society. >Women: Well we get r---- and beaten on a daily basis your struggles dont compare to ours. >Men: That's not what i said... >Tate: You matter. I understand your struggles, come and ill help u. >Women: Wait no...u can't do that... Now explain to me how tf dont u understand why these dudes love that bald retard

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: Anonymous (ID: EjQXmTV3) #1 01/12/23(Thu)16:06:49 No.411906771 Un 000 000 wwww. UJ 1434662907428.jpg 107 KB JPG FU >Designed to kill Soviets >Americans actually mad they're being sent to Ukraine to fulfill their purpose

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: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)07:19:40 No.247673023 >Only female protag in JoJo >Loses >The entire universe is reset What did Araki mean by this

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: Anonymous This situation is so f------ w(...) 3 KB JPG 01/13/23(Fri)21:36:19 No.892562751 >be me >be 19 >have a best friend, which I know for a solid 14 years >he has a big family >family of 5: a mother, one older brother, two older sisters, one younger brother (and him) >since I know him for 14 years, I know his family for as long >at almost every weekend I'm over at his' >be extremely shy and timid, social coward basically >for mentioned reason be almost invisible when I'm there >only person I really talk to is my friend. >when I stumble upon someone at breakfast or when I arrive there it's usually just an exchange of greetings, for I am to shy to start any form of convo >one of the older sisters is 22 >everytime I see her my heart starts racing >she has a beautiful smile and laugh >very kind and considerate >always catch myself thinking about her >mfw I'm in love with my best friend's sister This is so awkward. The only time we talk with each other is literally when the family goes on a walk or plays some board games. I'd love to get to know her better but I can't think of a way to accomplish that without seeming like some sort of creep. Do I just suddenly start to engage in a conversation with her? Wouldn't that be awkward? Out of the blue? The only person I could talk to is aformentioned friend. But since it is his sister we are talking about I can't help but feel dreadfully uncomfortable with the thought of us talking about that. This is why I'm typing all this. It is a ruthless world we live in. Did I f--- up, /b/ros?

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1623139875582m.jpg 75 KB JPG >26 >people my age are at "settling down" phase >I didn't even start the things they are settling down from

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Anonymous 194 KB JPG Anonymous 01/13/23(Fri)22:03:09 No.892581923 he's still polite >Conversation trials off >He asks me to go home early, says we just don't need so many people on shift >Get text saying I need to see him first thing when I come in tomorrow society turne me into a monster >Talking to boss >Actually having a normal pleasant conversation Bros, how f----- am I? 56 KB JPG >His daughter comes up as a topic >Accidentally call her a "Loli" >See him do a double take and he gets a really deadpan expression but 01/13/23(Fri)22:05:18 No.892582026 i diagnose you with too much internet

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1652012049507.gif (94 KB, 498x498) google yandex iqdb wait I f----- up, /pol/ Anonymous (ID: Jw9U7yLP) 13/01/23(Fri)12:52:44 No.412021757 >>412021934 >>412022033 >>412022077 >>412022163 >>412022172 >>412022197 >>412022217 >>412022269 >>412022335 >>412022375 >>412022387 >>412022434 >>412022473 >>412022499 >>412022509 >>412022524 >>412022540 >>412022633 >>412022735 >>412022745 >>412022869 >>412022912 >>412022946 >>412023022 >>412023040 >>412023047 >>412023143 >>412023242 >>412023266 >>412023299 >>412023391 >>412023488 >>412023604 >>412023880 >>412024090 >>412024109 >>412024230 >>412024241 >>412024284 >>412024317 >>412024352 >>412024387 >>412024424 >>412024436 >>412024486 >>412024503 >>412024585 >>412024587 >>412024696 >>412024703 >>412024923 >>412024946 >>412024997 >>412025047 >>412025098 >>412025116 >>412025268 >>412025351 >>412025521 >>412025576 >>412025589 >>412025615 >>412025622 >>412025665 >>412025745 >>412025832 >>412025864 >>412025918 >>412025939 >>412025968 >>412026108 >>412026110 >>412026233 >>412026253 >>412026284 >>412026319 >>412026344 >>412026464 >>412026528 >>412026546 >>412026674 >>412026677 >>412026803 >>412026887 >>412026913 >>412027070 >>412027101 >>412027196 >>412027204 >>412027308 >>412027552 >>412027700 >>412027779 >>412028055 >>412028061 >>412028196 >>412028356 >>412028365 >>412028430 >>412028605 >>412028612 >>412028634 >>412028638 >>412028769 >>412029000 >>412029224 >>412029268 >>412029505 >>412029561 >>412029631 >>412029672 >>412029702 >>412029772 >>412030005 >>412030160 >>412030337 >>412030512 >>412030664 >>412030822 >>412030974 >>412031230 >>412031296 >>412031440 >>412031470 >>412031537 >>412032387 >>412032547 >>412032975 >>412033188 >>412033316 >>412033442 >>412033627 >>412033747 >>412034072 >>412034081 >>412034256 >>412034419 >>412034543 >>412034574 >>412034740 >>412034744 >>412035204 >>412035274 >>412035396 >>412035478 >>412035622 >>412035677 >>412035717 >>412035724 >>412035901 >>412035924 >>412035930 >>412037773 I f----- up really, really bad. >be 33yo anon visiting parents in florida >having big family dinner last night, lots of extended family around, about 18 in total >I'd had about 5 beers and was having a great time >young nephew has just turned 20, seems a bit directionless, doesn't know what to do in life >suddenly nephew stands up, says he has a big announcement to make >he's enlisted with the army, he's going to basic training soon >his parents are smiling, looking proud >I try not to laugh but do, audibly scoff and almost choke on my food >everyone looks at me like I'm retarded >nephew says "what is it, anon?" >know I shouldn't say anything but can't help myself, the beers have freed my autism >say "I mean I think it's great that you want to go die for israel" >dead silence >immediately realize I have f----- up >sister a few chairs down from me (nephew's mom) says "anon what the f--- is wrong with you?" >try to play it off as as bad joke, say I was just kidding, think it's great and I'll buy him a beer when he gets back >nobody is buying it >some people look shellshocked, others disgusted, my dad looks upset and is silently pushing his food around with his fork >rest of the dinner is extremely awkward >wake up this morning to a text from my sister saying I'm a f------ a------ >parents aren't barely talking to me, avoiding any conversation what the f--- do I do? I know I shouldn't have revealed my power level but how do I come back from this?

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File: ErJtB6QWMAc-ur3.png (186 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:52:08 No.859495863 ► >>859495905 >>859495905 thanks fren >be me > 19 m >i like traps/trannies >talk with a girl when at vacation >fall in love with her >i no longer like traps/trannies get a life f------ Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)21:53:15 No.859495905 >>859495981 Anonymous 07/22/21 (Thu)21:55:15 No.859495981 File: pepe.jpg (25 KB, 474x474) >>859495863 (OP) Love is a powerful thing. Good luck on your future endeavors.

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