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US 30m (9/22 21:12). 18753734 1 Re-0 Img JPG 108KB (1280 x 720) 2AD0EAA4-E29A-4E03-9148-71863 48BA908.jpg Learn to code I did. And it turns out tech is the gayest field there is. > work with women, and men who put on a 'corporate voice' to sound like women : > have to listen to tryhard f------ argue about whether to use process x or y, application x or y who cares, you're gonna get paid the same either way > have to play along in meetings that you don't care about 'Anon, what is your opinion on this?' > haven't been listening, make something up > have to go along with whatever dumb ideas the higher ups have, when doing absolutely nothing would be just as valuable > everyone panics when some boomer executive makes a request, as if they're serving a king This close to quitting and going back to a blue collar job. Don't care that tech pays more. Why are they all so gay?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous Do i need it? 5 KB PNG 09/22/23(Fri) 10:47:52 No.1045950 >Be me >Coffee junkie, gamer. >Drink coffee for the usual reasons & because it makes my gaming performance better. >One day, make coffee as usual. >Hop online, jump into a ranked game with a ranked friend. >Game lasts 1 hour & half in a triple OT match. >Have one of my best performances of my life. >Grab coffee to take another sip. >Look at coffee, still full, never even drank any yet. >Realized I don't need it. >Quit the next day.

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Beyond the Ballot | /r/Greentext

36m (9/22 21:08) - 74822275 : 4 Re-1 Img PNG 47KB (512x512) sad_cat.png Anyone else with no political opinion? When talking to my leftist friends >yeah, gay rights are important, f--- religion >ukraine? f--- yeah, they should decide who to ally with >feminism is important, women have been opressed for far too long >workers rights? f--- yes, eat the rich leeches When talking to my rightwing friends >f--- the wef and their woke s--- >vaccine? no thanks. my body my choice >f--- migrants >ukraine? I kind of get that russia can't afford to lose sevastopol It's all so complicated and most political opinions have their merit if you see it from a certain perspective. I never know who to vote for, usually I don't vote at all.

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Anons theorize female nature | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.69 MB PNG : Anonymous 17 KB JPG 09/22/23(Fri)10:32:37 No.190163624 >Are you implying that a group composed entirely of females will... breed? 09/22/23(Fri)10:34:48 No.190163684 >>190163624 (OP) # no, i'm saying if we give them enough liquor they will make out

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Anonymous Gamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 82 KB JPG 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends gaemr

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Indulgence and Bliss | /r/Greentext

4h (9/22 10:14) 74818658 15 Re-2 Img GIF 87KB (498 × 332) pepe-the-frog-cant-see-it.gif S So what does actually make you happy? normies always say "a girlfriend isn't going to make you happy". okay, so what will? >starting a family with a girl that you secretly resent because you know she would've never dated you in college? ●●●● >getting a degree? >using that degree to work 40-60h/week at a soulless FAGMAN company? >forcing yourself to get a hobby that you might not even really like? it really seems like the people who live hedonistic lifestyles actually enjoy life. :

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Anon is an asshole and should go to horny jail | /r/Greentext

Anonymous O 2.46 MB JPG 09/22/23(Fri)04:10:56 No.74817627 Guys I need some advice >meet a girl on tinder and gave her my social media, never met her personally. >months later, she contacted me, and was very nice to me. >Nicer than any woman ive ever met before. >decide to meet > first it was a bit awkward, but as time passed, we got along better and better. > tries to grab my hand, my autism kicks in and I pull my hand away. >Later, she asks what was my intention to meet her >told her the truth - I was open for everything except a short term hookup >She told me she has enough friends and wouldnt travel 3h for a hookup. >Later in the night, things got more spicy and we ended up f------. >She is currently in a hotel, I am at home. >told her I will drive her to the railway station tomorrow. Now the problems come. >she is fat and ugly. > I am an idiot, I agreed that we could have sex if this would be the beginning of a long term relationship. >She is nice and really into me, but I am just not attracted in her >The sex itself was fine, mostly because I was pretty heart horny and enjoyed cuddling with her. >She also disagrees with some of my political believes, because she is very far left wing. >like a military grade sjw > I just dont want to dump her. It's literally the first time I feel really loved by a girl, and I am scared she will falsely accuse me of r---, or get my family involved, which I absolutely want to avoid. >dont want this woman to become my wife some day, she is nice but I would feel embarrassed to be seen with her in public, ESPECIALLY around my family. What to do fellas?

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Anon and the transsexual Minecraft bee. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12 KB JPG 09/01/19(Sun)07:40:23 No.476288660 : Anonymous The Minecraft bee is trans 09/01/19(Sun)07:41:16 No.476288725 Because it attacks you over the slightest thing then kills itself? >>476288834 # >>476288902 # >>476289095 # >>476289154 # >>476289195 # >>476289437 # >>476289623 # >>476289636 # >>476289795 # >>476289904 # >>476290089 # >>476290235 # >>476290462 # >>476291076 # >>476291134 # >>476291137 #

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Anon is the n word. | /r/Greentext

> be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png 15 KB JPG > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----

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Marcie Finally Makes Her Move | /r/Greentext

>> Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)02:55:57 No.139334046 ► >>139334068 >>139334421 >>139334533 File: marcie.png (61 KB, 244x186) >Charles, you should know, every time I think of you, my uterus goes into over drive. My ovaries scream for you. My loins demand you paint the insides of them white, so to speak. I need you in the worse way, Charles. Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)03:19:06 No.139334421 File: 1524520006925.jpg (41 KB, 382x304) >>139334046 his ☐ Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)03:21:33 No.139334457 ► >>139334572 File: patty.png (110 KB, 207x238) >Chuck, what did Marcie mean when she told me that every time I walk it sounds like I'm raking leaves? ..Why ya laughin, Chuck? Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)03:26:32 No.139334533 ► File: 1512129548696.jpg (117 KB, 1280x682) O Sed Qurile B 2. Merci Carle 1. Frankle & Will P & Pepler 595432 13 Pig Pen 14. Patricia Reichend 1 70 CHESS >>139334046 >Marcie, you're smart enough to realize I'm not much of a catch. And the second do you're gonna leave me and I can't risk that heartbreak. It's much more comfortable to chase lofty unattainable goals than be a fling for a brainy, possibly bisexual girl as a stepping stone to her eventual rich doctor/lawyer husband. Giving a toast where she regails everyone with tails of her "ex" who is still "a really good friend".

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Sensitive guys you have to perform emotional labor for | /r/Greentext

hannah @hanalyzed The dating pool for young women is literally - P--- addicts - "Sensitive" guys you have to perform constant emotional labour for - Narcissistic (if not sociopathic) gym bros - Emotionally distant manipulators - Performative "woke" men who still treat women like s--- Anonymous 07/22/20(Wed)23:38:22 No.96910896 So basically > Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram > Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter

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Anon works in big corpo......... | /r/Greentext

72 KB JPG be me > wageslave in big corpo > there is a guy whose title is interview coordinator > his job is to take people off the lobby couch to the person interviewing them > literally 10 metres of walking > i asked another wageslave to send me a spreadsheet > all she did was *click* upload *click* send > "oh, thank you, that's fantastic" > i once wanted to print a piece of paper with "please keep this space tidy" > told my supervisor > he told our manager > 15 minutes debate about what goes on the paper > "ok anon, you can be in charge of this project" > mfw am a project manager now > am gonna kill myself > i cannot take it anymore anons

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Anon doesn’t like the or or or or or bear | /r/Greentext

Anonymous FNAF stinks 43 KB PNG 09/21/23(Thu)21:25:42 No.651660070 babies. > Also popularize throwing unnecessary lore in so theory channels can give free advertising. > Play a role in the formation of modern fandom culture and cringe culture, both of which are notoriously s-----. > Creator is a trumptard who bailed the moment people called him out for being a trumptard. > All the while your franchise hasn't been good since the first game and has an (awful looking) movie on the way. Anonymous > Be OK horror game released at (what should have been) the tail end of the indie horror craze. > Spawn giant franchise because Markiplier plays your game. > Single-handedly destroy indie horror by dumbing it down for FNAF somehow manages to represent the absolute worst of both indie and AAA gaming, and the only reason for it's positive reputation is nostalgic Gen Zers endlessly dickriding it. yo mama stinks 09/21/23(Thu)21:27:00 No.651660167

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