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72 KB JPG be me > wageslave in big corpo > there is a guy whose title is interview coordinator > his job is to take people off the lobby couch to the person interviewing them > literally 10 metres of walking > i asked another wageslave to send me a spreadsheet > all she did was *click* upload *click* send > "oh, thank you, that's fantastic" > i once wanted to print a piece of paper with "please keep this space tidy" > told my supervisor > he told our manager > 15 minutes debate about what goes on the paper > "ok anon, you can be in charge of this project" > mfw am a project manager now > am gonna kill myself > i cannot take it anymore anons

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous FNAF stinks 43 KB PNG 09/21/23(Thu)21:25:42 No.651660070 babies. > Also popularize throwing unnecessary lore in so theory channels can give free advertising. > Play a role in the formation of modern fandom culture and cringe culture, both of which are notoriously s-----. > Creator is a trumptard who bailed the moment people called him out for being a trumptard. > All the while your franchise hasn't been good since the first game and has an (awful looking) movie on the way. Anonymous > Be OK horror game released at (what should have been) the tail end of the indie horror craze. > Spawn giant franchise because Markiplier plays your game. > Single-handedly destroy indie horror by dumbing it down for FNAF somehow manages to represent the absolute worst of both indie and AAA gaming, and the only reason for it's positive reputation is nostalgic Gen Zers endlessly dickriding it. yo mama stinks 09/21/23(Thu)21:27:00 No.651660167

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how do i get a dumb bitch to dump me?? how do i get a dumb bitch to d(...) 09/22/23(Fri)06:44:36 No.29808687 113 KB JPG >be me >attract short latina girl through mutual friend >she likes me bc i keep a good persona in public >over about a year we go out to a few dances and she is like smitten with me >she asks me if we could be more than friends and i agree for whatever f------ reason (i said "sure" like a dumbass) >she's the most boring f------ person ever, total npc >not even that cute, has big booba but not much else >i want to break up with her but i can't just dump her because we have mutual friends and it would cause s--- >decide to start acting as autistic as possible around her in hopes of getting her to leave >tell her i'm ryan gosling >she says i remind her of him >it doesn't work she just agrees with whatever i say how the f--- do i get her to leave without looking like the bad guy? we just got together about a week ago and she'd talk s--- about me if i just dumped her after leading her on. 09/22/23(Fri)06:54:03 No.29808761 : Anonymous Tell her you post on 4chan. That'll do it.

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Anonymous 5 >be me >17 12 KB JPG 09/21/23(Thu)00:20:06 No.906382199 >after years of being incel loner finally get gf somehow >good rng I guess >goes well for a year, take eachothers v- card >break up with her cause some other girl wanted to f--- me > leave other girl after a week >deeply regret decision and miss gf everyday >she messages saying she wants to try again >wtfman.jpeg >date for 2 weeks > make sex tape for me to coom to > accidentally post it on Snapchat story cause am autistic retard It's over isn't it /b/ros? She hasn't found out yet but people definitely saw it. Do I tell her? In b4 "post it"

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: Anonymous w-- is wrong with me 34 KB PNG 09/22/23(Fri)05:41:32 No.29808205 >be me >le femoid >in college, cute-ish guy in my hall >not super attractive, but ive had a sex dream about him >getting dinner with him and friends >look at his arms >ohshit.jpg >self h*rm scars >attraction to him immediately skyrockets >i sh too is it over for me? should i just kms? w-- is wrong with me?

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File: wojak_studio (5).png (94 KB, 452x725) >decide to do quests >go to diamond city >ask around for a while fallout Anonymous 09/21/23(Thu)09:03:41 No.74810520 >be me, playing fallout 4 with 100 or so mods >doesnt run when i open with script extender >delete a few useless mods >sucess.jpg >finally get it running >crashes on startup >go to vortex again and delete my playable enclave storyline mod >everything works >boot up fallout 4 >doesnt crash >select my level 42 main character (looks like the wojack image) >start in red rocket truck stop next to sanctuary >wander around for a while and find a warhouse full of ghouls >use my wasteland melody's service rifle and kill them >loot >buy 5.56 ammo from the mexian guy >do some quests >get bored >save and quit fallout 4 and go play new vegas, the better game that is fun with only 35 mods, not 100 >enjoy both games anyway, but for different reasons each

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: Anonymous (ID: CS/ef+cb) INVADIA 7 KB PNG 09/20/23(Wed)02:13:04 No.441786966 > be me > likes to have sex everyday > population increased massively > people are s------- on the streets > time to leave this s------- > get study visa but settle in abroad > time to invade UK back > UK prime minister Indian origin ez clap > time to invade US > covid era begins > GRE exam is online EZ visa approved > 1.5 million indians on their way to US in 2023 > white people are so s--- some curry guy can speak better and he's skinny made billions so let's make him president he will surely close the border right > Indian stores everywhere > white people jobless indian origin CEOs > Fast forward 15 years > Indian population reach 9 billion > Indian origin presidents all over the world reach 30 > eat our brown curry masala s--- whites

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VIKING LINE >Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >s--- at least three giant python in the toilet >try to flush >not working.jpg >panic > try to flush again but s--- doesn't flushi >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway >Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom >try to flush and say "titta" (watch in english) while push flush button >s--- goes quite normally away to sewer

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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 05/23/12(Wed)16 29.05 No.401521303 File: 1337804945675.jpg-(19 KB, 544x489, 1311126458358.jpg) F--- you guys. Story time. >Friend has a sister a year younger then me (Me: 21, Her 20) >Over drinking at his house, me and her hit it off >Week or so later he has a big party >Get decently drunk and she gets hammered >She falls down and I pick her up, tell my friend I'll bring her to her room >Bring her up to her room >Proceed to have sex with her while shes basically unconcious >C-- inside, s--- was so cash >Go back downstairs, rejoin the party >Weeks later find out she's pregnant >ohhhhshit.jpg >Acquire the abortion pill (RU-486) >Slip it in her water bottle >Has a miscarriage >No one knows to this day

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: Anonymous 09/21/23(Thu)14:32:15 No.651559459 nowaytoputit.jpg 111 KB JPG >"What did you do with your life, elderly anon?" >"I spent it all playing video games." >"Would you have maybe done something different instead of games, now looking back?" >*has flashbacks of xbox live launch, halo 2-3 matches with buddies, mw2, trading games at school etc. >* A single teardrop runs down the old anon's face* >"I regret nothing. *dies*

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: Anonymous Am I a bad guy? 81 KB JPG 09/21/23(Thu)22:36:04 No.29809828 >mom works for a cleaning firm >she works in my campus >she sees me with my friends >she waves at me >I ignore her >come home >she asked me why I didn't wave back >I said I didn't see her >actually it's because I'm embarassed of her but I'm too much of a p---- to say that to her face

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