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Anonymous (ID: SvtK80i9) 02/16/16(Tu >live in Australia >someone tries to rob my house >notice his ground-harness is a bit rusty >throw boomerang at it >it breaks >laugh as he falls into the sun

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous HERSTE 78 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)17:01:17 No.71821264 > be me > troglodyte tier sleep schedule > fall asleep at ~05:00, wake ~14:00 > spend entire week trying to fix it using Monster energy and loud alarm clock > Think I actually fixed it > ffw to today > Got too comfy watching youtube in my couch > Fell asleep > Just woke 5min ago > My sleep schedule is now 09:00-17:00 > Mfw New semester starts this monday, I'm f-----. :<

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Anonymous 4 hours ago 10 REPLIES Anonymous 4 hours ago >onions image >thread hidden :) Anonymous 4 hours ago >>71816734 (OP) because the people who made him up needed labor during harsh conditions to continue living lavish lifestyles (for the time of course). 71816734 >If you kill yourself because your life is s---, you WILL spend the rest of eternity in Hell Why is he like this? Anonymous 4 hours ago >play game >game is hard 71816752 >quit game Does this look like winning? 71816761 Anonymous 4 hours ago >>71816734 (OP) I don't think it's 100% settled, but it makes sense. >You're committing the sin of taking a life >since you are taking your own life, there is no opportunity to repent and be forgiven for the sin also Christ said we need to endure till the end. >your life is s--- 71816766 the fact you have a phone/pc to post on the internet proves you have it better than millions of people on earth who are not suicidal. This is a YOU problem. What makes your life so terrible? No gf? Fat? What steps have you taken to improve your life? 2 REPLIES 71816769

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File: ggggggggggggg.png (240 KB, 692x753) Gabriella Cázares-Kelly @GabriellaCKelly Rewatched the LOTR trilogy recently and my kid casually says, "this is the only scene where 2 women speak to each other in the whole trilogy." The exchange? A little girl says to Eowyn, "Where's Mama?!" Eowyn shushes her. "Shh!" End scene. Ouch. It also never occurred to me that 1:05 AM-12/20/22 5.2M Views 43.7K Likes 1,772 Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)18:39:20 No.179140228 [Reply] >>179147411 >>179147435 >>179147558 >>179140358 >>179140374 >>179140375 >>179140394>>179140399 >>179140426 >>179140456 >>179140482 >>179140490 >>179140783 >>179140785 >>179141391 >>179141828 >>179141879 >>179142159 >>179142187 >>179142458 >>179142517 >>179142597 >>179142698 >>179142898 >>179143016 >>179143080 >>179143129 >>179143134 >>179143227 >>179143276 >>179143419 >>179144075 >>179144208 >>179144278 >>179144319 >>179144385 >>179144425 >>179144536 >>179144561 >>179144847 >>179144883 >>179144933 >>179145249 >>179145659 >>179145709 >>179145840 >>179146225 >>179146544 >>179146986 Damn... Showing all replies. Anonymous 01/12/23(Thu)18:41:37 No.179140313 >>179141549 >>179141975 >>179142205 >>179142247 >>179142861 >>179142941 >>179142983 >>179143002 >>179143235 >>179144104 >>179144127 >>179144152 >>179144175 >>179144197 >>179144319 >>179144456 >>179145482 >>179145485 >>179145517 >>179145590 >>179145649 >>179145709 >>179145752 >>179145797 >>179145806 >>179146577 No wonder it was so good

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Anonymous 01/14/23(Sat)06:43:55 No.71816734 >If you kill yourself because your life is s---, you WILL spend the rest of eternity in Hell Why is he like this?

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Anonymous Lmao 382 KB JPG 01/12/23(Thu)00:56:46 No.71788756 >be me >just lookingat my insta stories >see one girl asking for dm >surewhynot.png >goes well >i invite her to party >cant on that day >i change it to different day and place closer to her >doesnt like the place >change the place again >she likes it and agrees >almostthere.png >suddenly cancels >k nothing lost move on >be me few days ago >she makes a story again >calls herself forever single >Lmao I am not implying that i am some great Basedus Gigachadicus Maximums i am mostly average all in all but to cancel date at last second and then complain about it is just hilarious

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: Anonymous 03/20/22(Sun)19:39:28 No.592712407 >you text her back >"sure babe I'd love to watch a marvel movie or two." >text from unknown number >"Yo dont bother dawg." >picture of your gf holding up a full condom while covering her eyes with the other arm. 995 KB PNG i cant count how many times this has happened to me >>592712529 # >>592712597 # >>592713265 #

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Anonymous 01/14/23(Sat)00:28:13 No.71816625 104 KB JPG >Men: I'm struggling rn and i feel ostracized by society. >Women: Well we get r---- and beaten on a daily basis your struggles dont compare to ours. >Men: That's not what i said... >Tate: You matter. I understand your struggles, come and ill help u. >Women: Wait no...u can't do that... Now explain to me how tf dont u understand why these dudes love that bald retard

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: Anonymous (ID: EjQXmTV3) #1 01/12/23(Thu)16:06:49 No.411906771 Un 000 000 wwww. UJ 1434662907428.jpg 107 KB JPG FU >Designed to kill Soviets >Americans actually mad they're being sent to Ukraine to fulfill their purpose

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: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 01/14/23(Sat)07:19:40 No.247673023 >Only female protag in JoJo >Loses >The entire universe is reset What did Araki mean by this

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: Anonymous This situation is so f------ w(...) 3 KB JPG 01/13/23(Fri)21:36:19 No.892562751 >be me >be 19 >have a best friend, which I know for a solid 14 years >he has a big family >family of 5: a mother, one older brother, two older sisters, one younger brother (and him) >since I know him for 14 years, I know his family for as long >at almost every weekend I'm over at his' >be extremely shy and timid, social coward basically >for mentioned reason be almost invisible when I'm there >only person I really talk to is my friend. >when I stumble upon someone at breakfast or when I arrive there it's usually just an exchange of greetings, for I am to shy to start any form of convo >one of the older sisters is 22 >everytime I see her my heart starts racing >she has a beautiful smile and laugh >very kind and considerate >always catch myself thinking about her >mfw I'm in love with my best friend's sister This is so awkward. The only time we talk with each other is literally when the family goes on a walk or plays some board games. I'd love to get to know her better but I can't think of a way to accomplish that without seeming like some sort of creep. Do I just suddenly start to engage in a conversation with her? Wouldn't that be awkward? Out of the blue? The only person I could talk to is aformentioned friend. But since it is his sister we are talking about I can't help but feel dreadfully uncomfortable with the thought of us talking about that. This is why I'm typing all this. It is a ruthless world we live in. Did I f--- up, /b/ros?

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1623139875582m.jpg 75 KB JPG >26 >people my age are at "settling down" phase >I didn't even start the things they are settling down from

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