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Anonymous (ID: fw0jYeEs) [+] Freud's Oedipus Complex 47 KB JPG 3 Replies 01/07/23(Sat)23:57:15 No.411302308 I am sexually attracted to my own mother but she rejects my advances. View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: theft.jpg (62 KB, 512x384) A Second Side Anonymous 07/1 >be me >browsing r/greentext >see some f------ post with 5 upvotes >thisissosad.mp3 >save it and repost it later >3.5k upvotes this is how you succeed on the interne

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: Anonymous (ID: 2V9Kygng) 761 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat)22:40:04 No.16817871 I guess I found out the key of a succesful life > be me > 3 years ago > Literally 3/10 overweight, greasy hair, glasses, looked like a nerd > Playing league daily, showered once a weak > got crush on a 6/10 girl, got rejected hard > depression started > started going gym > lost nearly 40 pounds > focused on mewing, skincare and self improvement for 1 year > after one year I started drinking > Somehow with drinking + mewing I improved face structure > get confidence cuz I stopped caring about others > met Inge, swedish model > started dating her > she is super hot, kind and funny > after half year of literally perfect life when we visited whole Europe I got mental breakdown > depression kicks in > break up with Inge > Gain weight, fat and greasy hair Is just my brain not ready fot happiness?

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Anon gets advice. | /r/Greentext

File: 1A82BE80-5300-47EB-AE96-F(...).jpg (716 KB, 1284x1753) Anonymous (ID: 11ZR5iby Pubity Pubity Study shows women cry between 30 and 64 times a year on average Men cry between six and seventeen times a year 8.936 V 100 L 10 Rates 7 Quote Tweets >>411272394 >>411272441 01/07/23(Sat)15:42:40 No.411258639 [Reply] Do women really have more reasons to cry in todays society than men? Why do women cry so much more? +219 replies and 32 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous (ID: fjgZTJ7e >> Anonymous (ID: LB8JnYPv >> Anonymous (ID: n4VqNui8 >> Anonymous (ID: DYQ6Meh5 Anonymous (ID: RnKLovka) 01/07/23(Sat) 18:01:04 No.411272255 101/07/23(Sat) 18:01:15 No.411272270 01/07/23(Sat) 18:02:21 No.411272394 01/07/23(Sat) 18:02:43 No.411272441 01/07/23(Sat)18:02:44 No.411272442 >>411271964 >My gf cries a little bit almost every other day Have you tried stop beating her? That might be the reason

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Anon has a problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 766 KB JPG 01/08/23 (Sun)00:44:25 No.892191730 >be home from college for christmas >parents are out doing christmas things or w/e >watching Arcane with sister >drop a really bad fart >she says gross >squeeze out another >feel a bit of wet plop dribble out >stand up to go to bathroom before it seeps into my Pikachu onesie >suddenly diarrhea >start taking off Pikachu onesie Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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I said it's my turn to post this. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 61 KB JPG an undercover No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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Anon doesn't like janitors | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 05/10/22(Tue)20:12:47 No.167849178 >>167849257 >>167849318 >>167849382 >>167849486 >>167849507 >>167849602 >>167849619 >>167849652 1545870434005.jpg (30 KB, 504x248) google yandex iqdb wait >>167848993 What can you expect From filthy f------ jannies? Their whole disgusting "job" is like a curse! Their skin's a yellow brown They look like they've got Down's They're Reddit as I said, and worse! They're Janitors, Janitors! Barely even human! Janitors, Janitors! Drive them from our board! They're not like you and me! They do their job for free! We must shitpost even more!

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based computer stops anon's coomer arc | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 35 KB JPG 09/10/21(Fri)06:37:03 No.65326363 >deleted my 10GB cute girl + p--- folder on impulse >had no backups

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What is the point of lifting | /r/Greentext

5h (7/28 6:42) 67755870 29 Re 11 Img PNG 450KB (1068 × 1196) 10 Replies . This is serious What is the point in lifting when one day we will all be dead? 5h (7/28 6:43)-67755878 1 Reply >>67755870 (OP) What is the point of anything you retard? Just lift the iron and shut the F--- up.

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Anon browses profiles of prostitutes in his area for hours | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 342 KB JPG 13 Replies 01/05/23(Thu)18:07:48 No.71704181 >It's a "Truman is browsing profiles of prostitutes in his area for hours" episode again View Thread

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Redditor Visits The Motherland | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/08/21 (Mon)01:06:01 No.849072042 First greentext destroy me f------ >be me 10 mins ago >reddit f-- >nothing to do so I browse r/greentext >decide that I'd look into 4chan on my own >notice it says.org >neet >mfw instantly greeted by a hardcore p--- ad W-- is this place

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Anon has me hostage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 424 KB PNG 08/03/19(Sat)01:04:52 No.806179622 >Be you >Reddit F-- >Looking for some juicy morsels for r/greentext to raise your karma by 10 like the sniveling dog that you are, waiting for your 4chan overlords to allow you to glimpse at our scraps. >Post this one f-----. I'll be watching. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is in IT Helpdesk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat) 10:15:19 No.9075502 >lie on my resume >get IT helpdesk job >use chatgpt to fix everything lol how long until i get fired?

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