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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Redditor Visits The Motherland | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/08/21 (Mon)01:06:01 No.849072042 First greentext destroy me f------ >be me 10 mins ago >reddit f-- >nothing to do so I browse r/greentext >decide that I'd look into 4chan on my own >notice it says.org >neet >mfw instantly greeted by a hardcore p--- ad W-- is this place

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Anon has me hostage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 424 KB PNG 08/03/19(Sat)01:04:52 No.806179622 >Be you >Reddit F-- >Looking for some juicy morsels for r/greentext to raise your karma by 10 like the sniveling dog that you are, waiting for your 4chan overlords to allow you to glimpse at our scraps. >Post this one f-----. I'll be watching. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is in IT Helpdesk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat) 10:15:19 No.9075502 >lie on my resume >get IT helpdesk job >use chatgpt to fix everything lol how long until i get fired?

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Anon hates tiktok | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Tiktok ruined gen z and millen(...) 36 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat) 07:53:10 No.71725999 >You're not on tiktok? You're weird and will not fit in >Every women expects relationships like the ones posted in tiktok >tiktok speak >tiktok music >tiktok fashion >everyone suddenly becomes much more materialistic than before >mental illness this, mental illness that btw here's a new mental illness term >cant watch movies with people anymore because they're on tiktok when there's nothing happening in the movie >Play games with friends. Heard tiktok music blasts from my friend's mic. F--- this i hope the ultimate gigachads of solar flare emp hits earth and disables the whole f------ internet This is worse than facebook and twitter times 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Zoom & enjoy | /r/Greentext

C >be me >photoshop my butthole into pepe >be you >enjoying the aesthetics of my butthole

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Anon hatches a scheme to find out the penis sizes of his fellow gentlesirs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.87 MB PNG What would your stats be? Would you find this version of you attractive? : Anonymous 115 KB PNG >>71723452 # 01/06/23(Fri)21:25:27 No.71723187 >you get turned into a girl >your height drops by 6 inches, but your weight stays the same >4 inch or lower penis equals A cup, add a cup size for every half inch above that >>71723271 # 01/06/23(Fri)21:26:47 No.71723199 >>71723187 (OP) # I'd be a 5'6 girl with E cups GOOD LORD. : Anonymous >>71723187 (OP) # im 4ft 5. i dont want to become even shorter. 01/06/23(Fri)21:27:37 No.71723203 01/06/23(Fri)21:28:03 No.71723208 : Anonymous >>71723187 (OP) # >Would you find this version of you attractive? depends on the face and body shape i'd have fairly small boobs and be a womanlet but i'd be happy i'm a girl

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Anon needs to hang in there | /r/Greentext

Anonymous NOW YOU'RE GOING UP! 01/06/23(Fri)09:13:41 No.71715119 img_6.png 82 KB PNG >play omori >now i wish i had childhood friends

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what do /pol/? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: fu3vcMFM AKRIL 31 alled ansi 01/05/23(Thu)22:04:06 No.411062750 file.png 832 KB PNG >so, you defeated little Benjamin...impressive. Besting a Scion of Zion is no easy task, even if he is just my idiot brother. *chuckles* But my people have other ways of bringing you to our side. Come closer, and I'll show you... what do /pol/?

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Anon is baking a cake with the help of /ck/. | /r/Greentext

File: 1370114827819.jpg-(36 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20130601.jpg) GI recipe i followed: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Coffee-Cake Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:28 No.4528120 File: 1370114885633.jpg-(44 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20130601_1.jpg) GI the inside of the cake. **HELP ME DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:27 No.4528118 Replies: >>4528170 >>4528173 >>4528208 >>4528649 >>4528734 >>4! Hi /ck/, Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:28 No.4528121 File: 1370114919377.jpg-(49 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20130601_2.jpg) GI The bottom of the cake. Today is my sister's birthday I spent all morning trying to make her a cake, I followed the instruction to this recipe, (link posted below this ex.). And well, I started having difficulties with it. The cake batter wouldn't mix, I didn't seem to find the baking powder so I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce, after hours of attempting to cook the cake, it didn't seem to cook properly.. I ended up with, well if you look to the side I'm positive you can see it. I decided that I had enough of the cake's b------- and pulled it RIGHT out of the oven flipped it over and let it cool off, after 10 minutes of waiting for it to cool off, I decided to put red icing on it, but the icing just ended up melting away...; So, I just wiped off the icing and left it in the refrigerator... When it came to eating time, well... Look down below for more references;; P.S what I'm asking is if there is anyway to save this cake. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:29 No.4528123 >I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce I can't even give you a 1/10 for thinking anyone would believe that Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:30 No.4528126 File: 1370115044135.jpg-(40 KB, 493x499, If+it+be+a+shitstorm+yer+(...).jpg) GI THERE BE A S--- STORM >Corn starch and tartar sauce A BREWIN Ca Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:32 No.4528131 Replies: >>4528210 File: 1370115126747.gif-(962 KB, 500x375, 1357923308606.gif) GI EVERYBODY'S GETTING MAD Toki Wartooth 06/01/13(Sat)15:32 No.4528133 File: 1370115167583.jpg-(48 KB, 300x300, Warning+shitstorm+down+be(...).jpg) GI Tartar sauce? What the f---? >I didn't seem to find the baking powder so I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce What led you to this? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:34 No.4528137 File: 1370115250597.png-(67 KB, 720x682, 1343462618444.png) GI >>4528130 Tartar cream isn't tartar sauce, dammit! heartsonfire !!fPX2cAyysZV 06/01/13(Sat)21:15 No.4528993 Replies: >>4529025 >>4529047 Holy crap, I don't think I've laughed this hard in ages. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:37 No.4528148 File: 1370115448573.jpg-(19 KB, 265x292, 1339231838817.jpg) GI >Corn starch and tartar sauce I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce I ended up substituting it with com starch and tartar sauce com starch and tartar sauce com starch and tartar sauce what led you to the conclusion that this was a suitable replacement for baking soda? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:57 No.4528182 how does it taste? looks are secondary. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:49 No.4528170 >>4528118 (OP) Did you have your period on the cake? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)18:12 No.4528543 Replies: >>4533313 File: 1370124747297.png-(3 KB, 120x134, what.png) GI Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)16:09 No.4528196 File: 1370117366829.jpg-(209 KB, 682x600, 1367315294073.jpg) GI >>4528185 green stuff from the tartar sauce >>4528130 >people need a substitute for bread crumbs Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat) 19:21 No.4528734 Replies: >>4528940 File: 1370128896277.jpg-(58 KB, 630x370, 32.jpg) GI How the f--- could anyone think that cornstarch would be any part of a substitute for baking powder? F------ retards. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:35 No.4528140 Replies: >>4528143 >>4528156 >>4533296 WELL, THE BOTTLE SAID CREAMY TARTAR SAUCE, IT WAS ONE 4 IN THE F------ MORNING. 4CHAN, LOOSEN YOUR HATE. >>4528118 (OP) >corn starch and tartar sauce If you have some time to spare you can still whip up a cake (or at least some kind of a dessert). Pound cake, for example, doesn't need leavening agents. If not, I guess you should write an apology card and give her some monies. # I'm laughing my ass off. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)20:49 No.4528940 Replies: >>>4528970 File: 1370134189070.png-(91 KB, 472x357, 1351052587129.png) GI Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)19:52 No.4528802 >>4528718 >The substitution is cream of tartar + cornstarch for the baking powder. >>4528734 >cream of tartar is tartare sauce do you even bake? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:35 No.4528140 Replies: >>4528143 >>4528156 >>4533296 WELL, THE BOTTLE SAID CREAMY TARTAR SAUCE, IT WAS ONE 4 IN THE F------ MORNING. 4CHAN, LOOSEN YOUR HATE. THE BOTTLE SAID CREAMY TARTAR SAUCE, IT WAS ONE 4 IN THE F------ MORNING. Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)15:42 No.4533297 mext time use Mayonnaise. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:59 No.4528185 Replies: >>4528196 . Well, I tried eating it, but the green stuff from the tartar sauce was there, so I just ate some of the middle. The taste of coffee was extremely f------ strongy, chewy and it tasted raw and gross.... HELLMANN'S Tartar Sauce Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)18:20 No.4528568 I love how sarcastic 4chan is and blows a mistake out of proportions. Just chill guys. Anonymous 06/02/13(Sun)01:33 No.4529610 Replies: >>4529633 Is your sister hot? Post pics. Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)15:57 No.4533316 tell her /ck/ wishes her happy birthday

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Legendary incel | /r/Greentext

Guys I need some help! Please read! Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:24:29 No.710603525 So I've been c------ in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as f---. For like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good shake. 14 KB JPG @THEPRANKZONE He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it. We have a year on the lease. Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as f---. What are the chances I'm a dad? : Anonymous what the f--- is wrong with you 11/05/16(Sat)03:25:48 No.710603604 >>710603671 # >>710604623 #

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January Six Rioter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his orders to smash s--- and then mill around aimlessly 51 KB JPG you go home and hear that biden won anyway and all of your favorite twitter news sources named like Patriot Newsman Of the West with avatars of roman statues have posted your photo online and are labeling you a "gay communist antifa actor." then the next day the god emperor you pasted into warhammer memes puts out a video cucking himself and bending the knee. "i'm sorry, those were heinous acts! p-please let me tweet again jack!!" you can't leave dc because the airlines have dubbed you a flight risk. you can't stay because the cops are actively looking for you after one of their own died. your roommate at the only hotel that would accept you is a guy named based_kekistani 1488 who wants to show you his goblin slayer torrents. the sun is going down and you're getting cold.

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Anon is amazed by progress | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 69500795 188.2 kB JPG > lifts heavy things > grow muscles 5 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Anonymous | 69501740 >>69500795 (OP) Woah slow down there buddy, this is /fit/, we don't do that here Anonymous | 69501755 >>69500795 (OP) do you have a study that proves this? Anonymous | 69502862 source 6 hr ago ... 4 hr ago 4 hr ago ●●● 2 hr ago.

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