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File: 1A82BE80-5300-47EB-AE96-F(...).jpg (716 KB, 1284x1753) Anonymous (ID: 11ZR5iby Pubity Pubity Study shows women cry between 30 and 64 times a year on average Men cry between six and seventeen times a year 8.936 V 100 L 10 Rates 7 Quote Tweets >>411272394 >>411272441 01/07/23(Sat)15:42:40 No.411258639 [Reply] Do women really have more reasons to cry in todays society than men? Why do women cry so much more? +219 replies and 32 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous (ID: fjgZTJ7e >> Anonymous (ID: LB8JnYPv >> Anonymous (ID: n4VqNui8 >> Anonymous (ID: DYQ6Meh5 Anonymous (ID: RnKLovka) 01/07/23(Sat) 18:01:04 No.411272255 101/07/23(Sat) 18:01:15 No.411272270 01/07/23(Sat) 18:02:21 No.411272394 01/07/23(Sat) 18:02:43 No.411272441 01/07/23(Sat)18:02:44 No.411272442 >>411271964 >My gf cries a little bit almost every other day Have you tried stop beating her? That might be the reason

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon has a problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 766 KB JPG 01/08/23 (Sun)00:44:25 No.892191730 >be home from college for christmas >parents are out doing christmas things or w/e >watching Arcane with sister >drop a really bad fart >she says gross >squeeze out another >feel a bit of wet plop dribble out >stand up to go to bathroom before it seeps into my Pikachu onesie >suddenly diarrhea >start taking off Pikachu onesie Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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I said it's my turn to post this. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 61 KB JPG an undercover No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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Anon doesn't like janitors | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 05/10/22(Tue)20:12:47 No.167849178 >>167849257 >>167849318 >>167849382 >>167849486 >>167849507 >>167849602 >>167849619 >>167849652 1545870434005.jpg (30 KB, 504x248) google yandex iqdb wait >>167848993 What can you expect From filthy f------ jannies? Their whole disgusting "job" is like a curse! Their skin's a yellow brown They look like they've got Down's They're Reddit as I said, and worse! They're Janitors, Janitors! Barely even human! Janitors, Janitors! Drive them from our board! They're not like you and me! They do their job for free! We must shitpost even more!

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based computer stops anon's coomer arc | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 35 KB JPG 09/10/21(Fri)06:37:03 No.65326363 >deleted my 10GB cute girl + p--- folder on impulse >had no backups

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What is the point of lifting | /r/Greentext

5h (7/28 6:42) 67755870 29 Re 11 Img PNG 450KB (1068 × 1196) 10 Replies . This is serious What is the point in lifting when one day we will all be dead? 5h (7/28 6:43)-67755878 1 Reply >>67755870 (OP) What is the point of anything you retard? Just lift the iron and shut the F--- up.

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Anon browses profiles of prostitutes in his area for hours | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 342 KB JPG 13 Replies 01/05/23(Thu)18:07:48 No.71704181 >It's a "Truman is browsing profiles of prostitutes in his area for hours" episode again View Thread

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Redditor Visits The Motherland | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/08/21 (Mon)01:06:01 No.849072042 First greentext destroy me f------ >be me 10 mins ago >reddit f-- >nothing to do so I browse r/greentext >decide that I'd look into 4chan on my own >notice it says.org >neet >mfw instantly greeted by a hardcore p--- ad W-- is this place

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Anon has me hostage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 424 KB PNG 08/03/19(Sat)01:04:52 No.806179622 >Be you >Reddit F-- >Looking for some juicy morsels for r/greentext to raise your karma by 10 like the sniveling dog that you are, waiting for your 4chan overlords to allow you to glimpse at our scraps. >Post this one f-----. I'll be watching. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is in IT Helpdesk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat) 10:15:19 No.9075502 >lie on my resume >get IT helpdesk job >use chatgpt to fix everything lol how long until i get fired?

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Anon hates tiktok | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Tiktok ruined gen z and millen(...) 36 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat) 07:53:10 No.71725999 >You're not on tiktok? You're weird and will not fit in >Every women expects relationships like the ones posted in tiktok >tiktok speak >tiktok music >tiktok fashion >everyone suddenly becomes much more materialistic than before >mental illness this, mental illness that btw here's a new mental illness term >cant watch movies with people anymore because they're on tiktok when there's nothing happening in the movie >Play games with friends. Heard tiktok music blasts from my friend's mic. F--- this i hope the ultimate gigachads of solar flare emp hits earth and disables the whole f------ internet This is worse than facebook and twitter times 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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C >be me >photoshop my butthole into pepe >be you >enjoying the aesthetics of my butthole

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Anon hatches a scheme to find out the penis sizes of his fellow gentlesirs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.87 MB PNG What would your stats be? Would you find this version of you attractive? : Anonymous 115 KB PNG >>71723452 # 01/06/23(Fri)21:25:27 No.71723187 >you get turned into a girl >your height drops by 6 inches, but your weight stays the same >4 inch or lower penis equals A cup, add a cup size for every half inch above that >>71723271 # 01/06/23(Fri)21:26:47 No.71723199 >>71723187 (OP) # I'd be a 5'6 girl with E cups GOOD LORD. : Anonymous >>71723187 (OP) # im 4ft 5. i dont want to become even shorter. 01/06/23(Fri)21:27:37 No.71723203 01/06/23(Fri)21:28:03 No.71723208 : Anonymous >>71723187 (OP) # >Would you find this version of you attractive? depends on the face and body shape i'd have fairly small boobs and be a womanlet but i'd be happy i'm a girl

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