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: Anonymous 35 KB JPG 09/10/21(Fri)06:37:03 No.65326363 >deleted my 10GB cute girl + p--- folder on impulse >had no backups

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/08/21 (Mon)01:06:01 No.849072042 First greentext destroy me f------ >be me 10 mins ago >reddit f-- >nothing to do so I browse r/greentext >decide that I'd look into 4chan on my own >notice it says.org >neet >mfw instantly greeted by a hardcore p--- ad W-- is this place

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Anon hates tiktok | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Tiktok ruined gen z and millen(...) 36 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat) 07:53:10 No.71725999 >You're not on tiktok? You're weird and will not fit in >Every women expects relationships like the ones posted in tiktok >tiktok speak >tiktok music >tiktok fashion >everyone suddenly becomes much more materialistic than before >mental illness this, mental illness that btw here's a new mental illness term >cant watch movies with people anymore because they're on tiktok when there's nothing happening in the movie >Play games with friends. Heard tiktok music blasts from my friend's mic. F--- this i hope the ultimate gigachads of solar flare emp hits earth and disables the whole f------ internet This is worse than facebook and twitter times 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 1.87 MB PNG What would your stats be? Would you find this version of you attractive? : Anonymous 115 KB PNG >>71723452 # 01/06/23(Fri)21:25:27 No.71723187 >you get turned into a girl >your height drops by 6 inches, but your weight stays the same >4 inch or lower penis equals A cup, add a cup size for every half inch above that >>71723271 # 01/06/23(Fri)21:26:47 No.71723199 >>71723187 (OP) # I'd be a 5'6 girl with E cups GOOD LORD. : Anonymous >>71723187 (OP) # im 4ft 5. i dont want to become even shorter. 01/06/23(Fri)21:27:37 No.71723203 01/06/23(Fri)21:28:03 No.71723208 : Anonymous >>71723187 (OP) # >Would you find this version of you attractive? depends on the face and body shape i'd have fairly small boobs and be a womanlet but i'd be happy i'm a girl

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: Anonymous (ID: fu3vcMFM AKRIL 31 alled ansi 01/05/23(Thu)22:04:06 No.411062750 file.png 832 KB PNG >so, you defeated little Benjamin...impressive. Besting a Scion of Zion is no easy task, even if he is just my idiot brother. *chuckles* But my people have other ways of bringing you to our side. Come closer, and I'll show you... what do /pol/?

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Anon is baking a cake with the help of /ck/. | /r/Greentext

File: 1370114827819.jpg-(36 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20130601.jpg) GI recipe i followed: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Coffee-Cake Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:28 No.4528120 File: 1370114885633.jpg-(44 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20130601_1.jpg) GI the inside of the cake. **HELP ME DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:27 No.4528118 Replies: >>4528170 >>4528173 >>4528208 >>4528649 >>4528734 >>4! Hi /ck/, Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:28 No.4528121 File: 1370114919377.jpg-(49 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20130601_2.jpg) GI The bottom of the cake. Today is my sister's birthday I spent all morning trying to make her a cake, I followed the instruction to this recipe, (link posted below this ex.). And well, I started having difficulties with it. The cake batter wouldn't mix, I didn't seem to find the baking powder so I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce, after hours of attempting to cook the cake, it didn't seem to cook properly.. I ended up with, well if you look to the side I'm positive you can see it. I decided that I had enough of the cake's b------- and pulled it RIGHT out of the oven flipped it over and let it cool off, after 10 minutes of waiting for it to cool off, I decided to put red icing on it, but the icing just ended up melting away...; So, I just wiped off the icing and left it in the refrigerator... When it came to eating time, well... Look down below for more references;; P.S what I'm asking is if there is anyway to save this cake. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:29 No.4528123 >I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce I can't even give you a 1/10 for thinking anyone would believe that Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:30 No.4528126 File: 1370115044135.jpg-(40 KB, 493x499, If+it+be+a+shitstorm+yer+(...).jpg) GI THERE BE A S--- STORM >Corn starch and tartar sauce A BREWIN Ca Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:32 No.4528131 Replies: >>4528210 File: 1370115126747.gif-(962 KB, 500x375, 1357923308606.gif) GI EVERYBODY'S GETTING MAD Toki Wartooth 06/01/13(Sat)15:32 No.4528133 File: 1370115167583.jpg-(48 KB, 300x300, Warning+shitstorm+down+be(...).jpg) GI Tartar sauce? What the f---? >I didn't seem to find the baking powder so I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce What led you to this? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:34 No.4528137 File: 1370115250597.png-(67 KB, 720x682, 1343462618444.png) GI >>4528130 Tartar cream isn't tartar sauce, dammit! heartsonfire !!fPX2cAyysZV 06/01/13(Sat)21:15 No.4528993 Replies: >>4529025 >>4529047 Holy crap, I don't think I've laughed this hard in ages. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:37 No.4528148 File: 1370115448573.jpg-(19 KB, 265x292, 1339231838817.jpg) GI >Corn starch and tartar sauce I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce I ended up substituting it with com starch and tartar sauce com starch and tartar sauce com starch and tartar sauce what led you to the conclusion that this was a suitable replacement for baking soda? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:57 No.4528182 how does it taste? looks are secondary. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:49 No.4528170 >>4528118 (OP) Did you have your period on the cake? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)18:12 No.4528543 Replies: >>4533313 File: 1370124747297.png-(3 KB, 120x134, what.png) GI Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)16:09 No.4528196 File: 1370117366829.jpg-(209 KB, 682x600, 1367315294073.jpg) GI >>4528185 green stuff from the tartar sauce >>4528130 >people need a substitute for bread crumbs Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat) 19:21 No.4528734 Replies: >>4528940 File: 1370128896277.jpg-(58 KB, 630x370, 32.jpg) GI How the f--- could anyone think that cornstarch would be any part of a substitute for baking powder? F------ retards. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:35 No.4528140 Replies: >>4528143 >>4528156 >>4533296 WELL, THE BOTTLE SAID CREAMY TARTAR SAUCE, IT WAS ONE 4 IN THE F------ MORNING. 4CHAN, LOOSEN YOUR HATE. >>4528118 (OP) >corn starch and tartar sauce If you have some time to spare you can still whip up a cake (or at least some kind of a dessert). Pound cake, for example, doesn't need leavening agents. If not, I guess you should write an apology card and give her some monies. # I'm laughing my ass off. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)20:49 No.4528940 Replies: >>>4528970 File: 1370134189070.png-(91 KB, 472x357, 1351052587129.png) GI Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)19:52 No.4528802 >>4528718 >The substitution is cream of tartar + cornstarch for the baking powder. >>4528734 >cream of tartar is tartare sauce do you even bake? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:35 No.4528140 Replies: >>4528143 >>4528156 >>4533296 WELL, THE BOTTLE SAID CREAMY TARTAR SAUCE, IT WAS ONE 4 IN THE F------ MORNING. 4CHAN, LOOSEN YOUR HATE. THE BOTTLE SAID CREAMY TARTAR SAUCE, IT WAS ONE 4 IN THE F------ MORNING. Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)15:42 No.4533297 mext time use Mayonnaise. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:59 No.4528185 Replies: >>4528196 . Well, I tried eating it, but the green stuff from the tartar sauce was there, so I just ate some of the middle. The taste of coffee was extremely f------ strongy, chewy and it tasted raw and gross.... HELLMANN'S Tartar Sauce Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)18:20 No.4528568 I love how sarcastic 4chan is and blows a mistake out of proportions. Just chill guys. Anonymous 06/02/13(Sun)01:33 No.4529610 Replies: >>4529633 Is your sister hot? Post pics. Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)15:57 No.4533316 tell her /ck/ wishes her happy birthday

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Legendary incel | /r/Greentext

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