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File: 1346981613984.jpg-(53 KB, 400x400, illinoise.jpg) SUFJAN STEVENS Come on feel the invites you to ILLINOISE Anonymous 09/06/12(Thu)21:33 No.28034254 Q Dear /mu/ I have a story to tell you guys. >be 16 years old, live in a small town in Illinois, complete 'pleb' who liked Linkin Park, SOAD, etc. You know the deal. >use /b/ irregularly, one day I click on /mu/, because why not? not weeaboo s--- like the other boards >see a thread on pic related >download it, become obsessed with and even buy it on CD >listen to it time after time >completely socially retarded, two friends, both of whom are also socially retarded >go to to f------ church every weekend, not because my parents are religious or anything but because it's part >i'm not an r/atheist either really, just find church interminally boring >one e day a new family shows up in church and sits next to us >they have a really, really cute daughter my age >brown hair, blue eyes, around 5' 4", pretty as all f--- >"h-hi anon, i'm new to this town, want to show me around?" >blue eyes open wide and look straight into mine, first time i'd made legit eye contact in two years >this is love at first sight >"o-ok... there's really not much" >i take her around town and show her all the s----- main street stores >turns out she's from new york and she likes this small town atmosphere >she goes to my to my school but we don't have that many classes together, still, she sits with me and my two loser friends and pretends to be interested in our stupid conversations about vidya and s--- >always sits next to me, always >we have one class together, chemistry, and she asks to come over to my house to study once a week >"okay" (in my head: F--- YES OH MY F--- YES) >we lie on my floor or bed studying together, all this sexual and romantic tension >we always listen to her music, which is always 60s pop like The Beatles, The Supremes, or Sam Cooke. s--- like that Anonymous 09/06/12(Thu)21:33 No.28034264 >>28034254 (OP) >one thursday, I put on Illinois, which by this point i've listened to like 100 times >start singing along to it for no reason >"you have a nice voice, anon, you should sing more" >we stop >one by one the songs wash over us p studying, just lie on bed in complete silence >i can remember every detail of that day - the plain brown sweater she had on, the light rain outside, the carrots my mom gave us as a snack >casimir r pulaski day comes >this is my favorite song, and i tell her that, breaking like 20 minutes of silence >we look straight into each other's eyes, and when sufjan sings 'kissed you on the neck', i kiss her on the neck gently 200 >holy f------ balls i'm blushing so hard it's not even funny, and she starts laughing >what the f--- did I do did I just f--- up so hard what the f--- am I doing costanza.jpg'd myself f--- everything >she kisses me back on the lips, eventually evolves into full-on makeout session gene >afterwards we go back to silence for a few minutes and then make out again >the greatest day of my entire life >i walk her back to her house, 20 minutes away, leave her at the front door with another kiss >"anon... are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?" >"yeah... guess so." >she smiles so f------ big i want to die >> Anonymous 09/06/12(Thu)21:34 No.28034282 @ >>28034264 >walk back to my house listening to casimir pulaski day the whole time >1 1/2 years later, we're still dating and still hang out with the loser friends, life is amazing, we want to get married >one day she gets sick, headaches, dizzy spells, etc >one day develops into weeks >she goes to hospital and finds out she has an inoperable, extremely malignant brain tumor >i watch her quickly descend into not even recognizing who I am >her face remains beautiful through out Shor >her eyes still paralyze me >34 days after she she goes to the hospital she dies, f------ 10 days after Casimir Pulaski Day >it's been a year since and I feel extremely suicidal, don't go to college, mostly sit in my room and play video games and listen to the Promise Ring all day >forgot about this site, came back and there were a lot of feel threads >i don't know what i'm going to do ever in my life. I still masturbate to her every night and feel guilty afterwards. I haven't felt anything for anyone but her since the first time I looked in her eye. i don't want to kill myself cause I don't believe in the afterlife but I need something to do that's doesn't remind me of her, this is the most writing i've done in a year. i need to get the f--- out of my house and this town, but i'm not rich and i can't make it by myself in this state. H-hold me, /mu/.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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