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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon grieves for the gaming industry | /r/Greentext

6:02 Board /v/ - Video Games Gamers are f------ retarded LABOR OF LOVE Cybe 2017 855 KB PNG >etc >promise the world and more >hype the game to stellar levels >mislead everybody with your marketing and forbid pre release reviewers to show the true state of the game >game is literally unplayable on most hardware >runs like dogshit >half the features are missing and will likely never be added into the game >game is so f------ dogshit it's getting pulled from stores and m------------ Sony is giving refunds >some systems are literally worse than those of 20 year old games >abuse devs and make them crunch for years on end ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/03/23(Tue)15:04:32 No.623129392 this world is f------ beyond salvation and CP2077 proves it >always online bs >lack basic features of the genre like player customization fast forward to current day: >release an edgy anime with blood and t--- >legions of redditors suddenly praise this piece of crap as "an underrated masterpiece", immediately dismiss any and all criticism "because they had fun". Anonymous >probably getting ready to preorder whatever dogshit they put out next and people complain about the state of the gaming industry, while incessantly lowering their standards ܒܩܩܩܩܩ €4/09/20(+83)46.08:01 No.623129679

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Anon discovers tipping culture | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mGrGJx0Y) 08/26/15(Wed)12:34:55 No. 50418020 File: Monkey.jpg (882 KB, 2560x1440) >Go to America >sit down for a burger >eat burger >waitress comes over and gives me the bill >I place some money on top of the bill >she's still stood there, drool leaking out of her mouth >"S---, I forgot you have to tip" >pay an extra few dollars >"Th-Thanks for the good service" I say >she looks down >"Gee thanks for the good tip, here's a tip" >hands me some money back >"Uh... Ok" >I get up to leave >a giant greasy hand grabs my shirt >I feel paper being stuffed into my pocket >it's the guy who sat at the table next to me >"Here's your tip for being a good customer" >"Ok..." >As I go to open the door to leave a family comes in >The father holds the door open for me >"Thank you" I say as I go to walk past him >his extends his open hand and coughs >take the greasy dollar out of my pocket that the random guy gave me >he just looks at it and lets go of the door >"Only a dollar? F------ tourists" >everyone in the restaurant starts staring at me and whispering "cheap scum" >hurry out the door >get shot immediately as I leave >it's a police officer >"Sorry sir, I thought you were black" >ambulance arrives >>50418103 >>50418206 >I have no money to tip them >they just give me a blank stare >"f------ really?" says one of the paramedics as he begins to pack his equipment away >they leave me at the side of the road >get a ticket from a police officer for making a mess on the floor with my blood >he gives me another one because I didn't tip him for the first ticket At least the burger was nice anyway.

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Anon remembers the 1st black President | /r/Greentext

File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: towIdaty Reply] 02/06/18(Tue) 23:25:28 No.159548327 >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?

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Zoomer anon discovers classical music | /r/Greentext

Anonymous npc music consoomer 1.37 MB JPG 01/03/23(Tue)12:37:24 No.71676442 >uncultured normiefag always listening to whatever music is popular >rare occasion people ask what I listen to and I say no music only podcastmaxxing since I know theyll judge me for my lack of taste >zoomer me passing the national arts Center on my escooter before I get a haircut >see cool painting of old dude on art Center billboard >use Google lens to identify artist >get haircut, go home, plug in escooter to charge overnight, coom to degen p--- and then listen to identified artist >turns out I like it a lot >Messiah by George Fredric Handel >National orchestra playing one of his symphonies next week at arts Center >see student price is only $15 for any seat so poorfags like me can go >amazed by the discount, get $180 front balcony seats for price of a haircut >listen to his music and some other classical composers before I attend, learn about history and types of classical music briefly as well >s---, shave, shower while listing to sum moar classical bangers on my Google homes throughout my apartment >go to show, enjoy it a lot, mostly old (rich) people but had great seat and booked 3 more shows during intermission >go home, coom to p--- parodies of Mozart f------ some femoids, start making playlist of iconic works >fall down deep rabbithole on YouTube and read ebook on the definitive history of classical and baroque music >see Spotify listening stats on spreadsheet and amazed how far Ive c-- in so little time Zoomers why arnt you classical musicmaxxing yet?

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Anon sends a postcard | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Uni student depressed 96 KB JPG >Walking to nearby liquor store to numb the pain >Tourist trap store on the way >Sells tacky souvenirs and whatnot >Go in on a whim >Postcard is like f------ 25 cents >Buy one >Wake up next morning with hangover >See postcard >Look up online how to fill it out because who the f--- knows how to fill out a postcard in current year >Fill it out >Send to mom and dad >Just like two banal sentences about how I'm doing ok (a lie) and how I hope they are taking good care of my cat >Like 5 days later >Mom calls me to say how much getting that postcard meant to them >Says it made their entire week >Don't drink myself to sleep that night for the first time in a long time

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Euro anon witnesses superior race | /r/Greentext

M **** GE 9 KB JPG >Be me >Eurofag >Have to go to Chicago for work >Right before leaving, find out I also have to go to some bum f--- town in Indiana >have to go through Gary, IN to get there by train >homeless n----- takes a s--- on the train >expected that on the city metro but not on this train >conductor guy gets p----- and yells, points out they have cameras >homeless n----- says he has nothing to lose >begins crying and s------- his pants more >young n----- gets up and yells "Man you a piece of real s---!" >starts kicking the s--- (no pun intended) out of him >dude was unconscious from East Chicago all the way to Gary >conductor asked what happened >everyone person tells him the homeless guy passed out >young n----- stands there like pic rel while other white trash and n------ dap him up Yo what the f--- America

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anon meets the porn addict gamer | /r/Greentext

>be me in the early 2010s >Leave school to go to my friend's dealers house >Have to pretend to hang out with him and his brother so it wasn't obvious that my friend was just buying s--- (dealers parents still lived with them) >His brother is playing some hentai game with tons of t--- and minimal gameplay on his PC >Ask the dealer why his bro is playing that weird ass game 486 KB PNG >Brother turns around and in a stuttery voice says "I only play good games" >I tell him "the gameplay looks s--- it's just p---' >He says "games are only good if you can masturbate to them" and stops responding to me >Dealer says he's just mentally ill and they're forced to share a room Is he right? Are games only good if you can masturbate to them?

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Japanon critiques races | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/09/13(Wed)05:25 No.7705372 Replies: >>7705394 >>7705398 >>7705406 >>7705476 >>7705524 >>7705545 >>7705579 >>7706318 Black people always criminal India people dirty looks criminal but make good curry South america people looks dirty but not many here. mexico food is good America people is ok, except marine and teacher. Europe people best white people good manners. Russia people is like black but wrong color by accident

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Anon lacks knowledge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB JPG 03/01/22(Tue)09:55:30 No.67615267 >money doesnt buy happiness does there exist a bigger cope than this? Anonymous Anonymous >>67615267 (OP) It really doesn't, you can't buy female affection. 03/01/22(Tue)09:56:05 No.67615270 03/01/22(Tue)09:56:18 No.67615274 >>67615270 >you can't buy female affection. anon...

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Anon hates plebbitors | /r/Greentext

Posted by u/capi 2 years ago 892 Lined up all my hot sauce collection on the staircase in my building 162 Comments DANGER Share >>5345311 >>5345315 Save Hide Report 98% Upvoted Anonymous 10/30/21 (Sat)22:43:54 No.5345308 >Be me >Get home from a long day at work >The Redditor in my walkup decides to display his hot sauce collection for the fifth time in three months I hate it

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Anon cracks the code | /r/Greentext

File: 1pepesgls.jpg (33 KB, 600x612) Anonymous 12/28/22(Wed)14:52:53 No.71591090 >>71591105 >Be me >Named John >About 1.7 percent of people in america alone are named John >Millions of people have my name >Statistically speaking, at least a few thousand of them have to have had sex with some qt 3.14s >Some of them definitely moaned their name >Basically made hot girls moan for me Later Virgins Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed)14:54:31 No.71591105 >>71591090 (OP) >tfw named Melvin

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/fit/ watches Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

File: 4E9B9D17-5886-43D8-8F5E-1(...).png (272 KB, 854x480) Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)09:43:55 No.69458588 ► File: 4F17D2EB-E8D2-4CCC-9921-8(...).jpg "There's no such thing as keto! >> Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)10:40:59 No.69458873 ► >> Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)10:55:37 No.69458971 ► >>69459015 File: BU-GPRICEAEThon.jpg (91 KB, 599x524) >do you even Leviosa, Dumbelldoor? Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)08:27:30 No.69458090 >>69458193 >>69459082 >>69459393 >You're a Chad, Harry... >A what? >A Chad, and a thumpin good one I'd wager once you've roided up a bit >> Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)11:01:55 No.69459015 ► File: 5fcxb9j330371.jpg (62 KB, 450x360) Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)08:42:39 No.69458193 >>69458873 File: 42C29A1B-7049-45F2-BBBF-E(...).jpg (120 KB, 1024x421) (28 KB, 1066x480) >>69458971 >get behind me, Harry Squatter. I'll take care of Lord Swoledemort Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)11:06:59 No.69459046 ► File: 788CB1BE-EA30-4254-892A-4().jpg (115 KB, 1629x878) >>69458090 (OP) obligatory >SCARED, POTTER?! 41 >Blimey Harry, you've squatted 500. If you can't get a date, who can? ☐ Anonymous 01/03/23 (Tue)11:10:41 No.69459082 ► >>69459212 >>69459350 File: scaredpotter.jpg (40 KB, 380x491) >>69459082 >you wish Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)11:12:10 No.69459095 ► File: 0645D98D-1AFA-40A7-977F-F(...).jpg (104 KB, 1331x555) >That's not just a barbell, Harry, that's a Liftus 2000! Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)11:28:58 No.69459212 ► File: aBrvVLz_460swp.jpg (94 KB, 460x691) >>69459082 >you shall NOT harm Harry Potter >> Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)11:51:22 No.69459350 ► File: 960za7ponjg21.png (330 KB, 458x595) >> Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)11:52:46 No.69459354 ► File: 27C53BE3-8D7C-4B55-B8CC-0(...).jpg (843 KB, 1874x2272) room! Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)12:00:13 No.69459393 ► >>69458090 (OP) >sirus gains has escaped from the manlet pit! >"Hungry, Severus?" >"Always" >Anything's possible if you've got enough roids Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)12:00:37 No.69459397 >>69459429 >>69459552 File: 51b59067bec0548534242e567(...).jpg (14 KB, 166x213) C >> Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)12:06:33 No.69459429 ► >> Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)12:10:05 No.69459448► >>69459511 File: 2kgo20.jpg (115 KB, 990x600) CURLS!!! CURLS IN THE SQUAT RACK!!! Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)12:12:12 No.69459456 ► >>69459552 File: 51b59067bec0548534242e567(...).jpg (14 KB, 164x212) >"No more tendies?" >my father WILL hear about this >>69459511 >we'll take the lot! Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)12:24:08 No.69459513 ► >>69459511 3 plates please Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)12:23:26 No.69459511 ► >>69459513 >>69459538 >>69459448 >Anything off the squat rack, dears? >>69459545 >What? I'm hungry >> Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)12:27:12 No.69459538 ► >>69459545 >>69459552 File: 51b59067bec0548534242e567(...).jpg (12 KB, 172x203) >>69458090 (OP) >Twinks in the locker room! >There's twinks in the locker >>69459538 >do you EVER stop eating? >> Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)12:28:18 No.69459545 ► >>69459551 >>69459552 File: 51b59067bec0548534242e567(...).jpg (15 KB, 165x213) >> Anonymous 01/03/23(Tue)12:29:30 No.69459551 ► File: 51b59067bec0548534242e567(...).jpg (11 KB, 165x213)

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