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: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)20:08:30 No.6050547 >be me >girl is smokeing >she weeds >smoke before sexual >Pencil in sharpener >police arrive >pretend to speak russian 42 KB JPG >sika bleeat >cops don't shhoot me >girl dies in jail >I did the deed >my face when face when my f when facle the fwhen thface mey face face when my

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Tom Scott visits /pol/ | /r/Greentext

File: CF2C05A1-DOEE-4101-A1BF-2(...).png (197 KB, 532x469) nazis and live happily ever after." >Life just... doesn't work like that. Anonymous (ID: L/XdS643) 12/15/22(Thu)11:53:49 No.408398549 >>408399336 >>408399554 >>408402060 >I am here at /pol/, a place formally known as 4chan's Politically Incorrect board. >but it wasn't always called that. >you see, back in 2010 there used to be something called the /new/ board, and even before that, simply /n/ >"well ok." you might say, "what does this have to do with me?" >As it turns out... quite a lot. >you see, 4chan prides itself on freedom of speech, with a few minor exceptions, such as not breaking US law, or following some very simple board rules, or not pissing off the jannies, but that's a topic for another video, and I'm already running out of time. But the important thing is: anything goes. >With no restrictions on speech, sometimes, the worst of humanity comes out. >Daily, threads about Jewish conspiracy or Black crime statistics permeate this board. >In a state like this, you might be thinking, "yes! Shut it down right now, let's get rid of these neo- >You see, many social outcasts, primarily young men, gather here with other outcasts and form a community based off their experiences of feeling rejected and marginalized by a system that has discarded them. >real or perceived, the people on this board truly believe that there are others out to get them, and that they should defend themselves. >Left without any acceptance for who they are, they accumulate here. >If we get rid of /pol/, the feelings of these people will be validated, and they will reach into the real world, and attack with vicious, nihilistic revenge. >if we don't, it simply bubbles here, until either someone realizes that there's better for them, that the lure of being cared for by a neo-fascist group is a recruitment tool, and not a real relationship, >or they stay here and die. >Sometimes... we should just let sleeping dogs lie, and leave them to wake when the sun rises.

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anon's dad likes Chrono trigger | /r/Greentext

His smile and optimism: gone. 22 KB JPG : Anonymous My parents got divorced when I was little and every couple of months my dad comes back to my city to hang with me, but every visit goes like this >Dad shows up >Dad asks if he can move all of my "s----- games" >Only plays Chrono Trigger >Tells me it's the "only good game ever made and no one else knows how to make good games" >He replays this whole f------ game at least three times a year >We go to gamble and drink and he almost never talks about the game because in his words "talking about games to other guys is gay" Is he just.. that stupid or is he truly enlightened? 33 KB JPG >He plugs in his SNES 12/19/22(Mon)10:42:08 No.621674057 >Chrono Trigger is the only good game ever made

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anon uses the bathroom | /r/Greentext

CotR_McQueen.png 284 KB PNG YEAR 95 LIGHTY >goes to pee >Urethra aches a bit >Blood dripping after I finish peeing Maybe it's time I stop putting pencils up there

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Anon ia too big and gassy to handle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 20 KB PNG 09/06/20(Sun)08:46:03 No.835533371 >Be me >mommy's 4.18878298151267387e+27 pound gassy good boy >get bored with playing with my waifu compainions once in a while >decide to hurl a rock at younger sissy > I, am the fifth of bitch mommy's nine >rock hits sissy.exe >I reeeee with joy and start bombarding the other siblings with rocks as well >no one does anything because I am too big and gassy to handle >mfw View Thread

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TIFU by touching my first pussy | /r/Greentext

08/13/22(Sat)06:26:54 No.172550291 : Anonymous >>172550123 # I touched my first p---- to this song on the bus after middle school. Thanks for the memories anon, keep being hecking wholesome. EDIT: omg this really blew up! Thanks for the silver kind stranger EDIT2: Yeah I know it says I am 45 in one of of previous posts! It was a long time ago and I wasnt a bus driver for very long. EDIT3: I am deleting my account, sorry for all the drama I stirred up, ugh, such is life I guess. Peace.

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Heccing EPIC!!1! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 106 KB JPG 05/22/22(Sun)12:49:21 No.17878644 >SCIENCE: BELIEVED >RENT: PAID >TWITTTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED >SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED >NETFLIX: CHILLED >VASECTOMY: RECOVERING >REDDIT: GILDED ANG GOLDED >COMPUTER: MAC >WIFE: BLACKED >WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK >NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED >T: LOW >MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE >MOUTH: AGAPE >FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY >WATER: FLUORINATED >DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED >ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED >COOKIES: ACCEPTED >LGBT: ALLIED >GPS LOCATION: ON >BLACK LIVES: MATTER >SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING >HOT SAUCE: AQUIRED!!!!! >>17878660 # >>17878921 # >>17878961 # >>17885454 # >>17886778 # >>17888169 # >>17889310 # >>17889347 #

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Reddit mod visits 4chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/08/22(Thu)09:49:50 No.69194037 File: 1668882839305452.png (605 KB, 1106x1012) >>69194027 I have never had sex

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Anon gets paranoid by the NOAA weather service | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous nur 300 12 KB JPG 08/19/21(Thu)22:30:47 No.65055296 >buy old radio from the salvation army store >comes with midwave, not regular AM >picking up channels I cant pick up on normal radios on both FM and AM frequencies >lots of strange channels from fox news you typically have to pay for to fringe political shows >currently listening to a rap song about how the vaccine will kill us while the sounds of actual screaming are coming across from an interfering channel did i buy some sort of haunted radio? some of the stuff is just typical maga s--- but the other half is legitimately odd stuff you would think they would get an FCC visit for

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Anon asks a serious question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous m 12/19/22(Mon)12:38:20 No.33640030 demon possession.jpg 631 KB JPG is this the only video evidence we have for demon possession? View Thread

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/fit/ gets mogged by chad gramps | /r/Greentext

File: 00222888.webm (1.11 MB, 1280x720) ECON >> Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)12:05:32 No.48783087 >>48783104 >>48783189 >>48784147 >>48785950 >>48786568 >>48787966 >>48788856 >>48792346 >>48776993 (OP) This one is a bit sad but I'll take it Mirin' Thread Anonymous 12/18/18(Tue)16:53:54 No.48776993 >>48777016 >>48777340 >>48777395 >>48777418 >>48777447 >>48779188 >>48779484>>48779692 >>48779867 >>48779911 >>48781594 >>48782322 >>48782875 >>48783087 >>48783608 >>48783715 >>48784106 >>48787319 >>48787910 >>48788362 >>48788878 >>48789442 >>48789771 Any quality looks lately lads? > be nearly 65 > wife catches up with old friend > I go out to say hello when she arrives > Friend looks at me and says "Wow, you look gorgeous! How can I get my husband to do that?' Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)14:51:48 No.48784147 ► >>48783087 Woah mister! Did you fight in the war? Based! Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)18:17:06 No.48785950 >>48783087 Based I wonder what are your stats, how did you get here and what makes you come back Share your wisdom with us, anon Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)19:13:38 No.48786568 ► >>48783087 Based Master Roshi Mode anon VER S ... >>48783104 Not always about the body Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:31:41 No.48788158 >>48788335 >>48788467 >>48788631 >>48788644 >>48788721 >>48788767 >>48789026 >>48789605 >>48789766 >>48789983 >>48790132 >>48790368 >>48791066 >>48791333 >>48791538 >>48791858 >>48791880 >>48792393 File: 8F32BCA3-10EE-4D0B-9DE7-5().jpg (164 KB, 750x1334) Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)12:10:18 No.48783104 ► >>48788158 >>48783087 Post body gramps. Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:45:56 No.48788335 >>48788158 holy chad I just got mogged by a 65 year old... Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:13:33 No.48788631 ► >>48788158 This guy was out mogging hippies at Woodstock. Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:21:45 No.48788721 ► >>48788158 based actual boomer SUMMER YOU Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)23:28:59 No.48789605 ► >>48788158 Lookin good sexy Santa. No h--- Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)12:23:18 No.48783189 >>48783087 based grandpa Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)23:42:51 No.48789766 ► >>48788158 >No images found Based and redpilled Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)01:37:45 No.48791066 ► >>48788158 dont ever leave /fit/ we need more boomers like you Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:15:51 No.48787966 ► >>48788162 >>48783087 Tell us about Vietnam Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)01:58:43 No.48791333► >>48788158 No f------ way you're 65. I'm impressed What are you doing on here anyways, pa? Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:31:53 No.48788162 >>48788509 >>48787966 >it ain't me starts playing Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)02:48:21 No.48791858 ► >>48788158 Based gramps sneaking onto 4chin in the retirement home Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)02:51:24 No.48791880 ► >>48788158 I hope I look like you when I'm older. Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:25:54 No.48788767 ► >>48788158 I hope to god you're dressing up as Santa and having coeds sit in your lap at the local Christkindlesmarkt. You're a stud. DURIA Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:58:04 No.48788467 >>48788158 I hope I'm fortunate enough to look like this some day. You look like you are full of life Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:14:33 No.48788644 >>48788158 God damn you look young Good job anon Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed) 22:46:06 No.48789026 ► >>48788158 I bet you killed so many f------ zipperheads in 'Nam Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)00:01:10 No.48789983 ► >>48788158 no way you're 65 Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)00:14:19 No.48790132 >>48788158 Lookin good!!!! Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)00:36:41 No.48790368 ► >>48788158 >literal boomers on this site Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)02:15:36 No.48791538 ► >>48788158 Based and boomerpilled Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)03:42:12 No.48792393 ► >>48788158 youre 65? f-----' hell, good on you man Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)03:37:27 No.48792346 ► >>48783087 Hey there pops, glad you figured how to use that there ol' Innernet

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anon lives in a society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)09:14:11 No.71455528 1671338006554330.jpg 171 KB JPG >wake up >still a t----- >still no gf at least i pass, but god damn life is suffering 152 Replies / 32 Images ICIC View Thread

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